lc purple raider: It sounded better in the original Totalitarian!
Terrapod: I am sure this is going to work, I mean it was so convenient back in 1936 https://thefederalist.com/2...
LC SecondMouse: This is the reason why the Republicans can’t fight their way out of a paper bag. They let the...
Igor, Imperial Booby: They can’t stand it if anybody is laughing at them, they can’t roll with the... LC SecondMouse: Here’s the latest out of PPD (spit), wherein they are caught photoshopping a suspect’s...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: You asked for it, you got it….
Emperor Misha I: If the CDC was anything other than a full employment program for imbeciles and incompetents, it...
angrywebmaster: Is it time to build a wall around Kalifornistan and quarantine the state? Emperor Misha I: Seems to me that what drives nations to sell of their distant land holdings has always been driven... Emperor Misha I: If it were a hotel project, I’d have to start wondering if the 25th Amendment shitlib morons... Terrapod: Seems to me that what drives nations to sell of their distant land holdings has always been driven by a... angrywebmaster: I don’t recall. Was this a government to government sale that was proposed, or was Trump... Terrapod: Cause of death: IAS Involuntary Assisted Suicide. Terrapod: Probably the only natural death in any event relating to the Clintoons. https://www.politico.com/st... angrywebmaster: I saw a report that the autopsy indicates that Epstein’s neck was broken. Isn’t that...
Fa Cube Itches: We can’t let the Left get away with this. Hi, we’re the American public. Have we met? No...
LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Warranty Expert: LucysMommy had a similar issue a few months ago. She posted a meme on... lc purple raider: Lefticles. Can’t reason with them, can’t legally hunt them… Terrapod: Bwahahahah! Facial recognition software mistook 1 in 5 California lawmakers for criminals, says ACLU... lc purple raider: The photos and videos found in Epstein’s apartment are still in play. It will be very... Emperor Misha I: It will make the lamentations after the battle of the Teutoburger Wald look like a minor expression... angrywebmaster: I pine for the old days when we could upload an image. I made up this meme a few hours ago. š Emperor Misha I: drug and alcohol fueled hallucinations My favorite kind š angrywebmaster: Oh the conspiracy theories have started in earnest. The left is, of course, accusing President...
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: There’s dreams and then there’s drug and alcohol fueled hallucinations.They say that children have much to teach us..well, this young man certainly does. And yes I have tagged this as “Our heroes”..to me, he is. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX6GW_zHn08[/youtube] Totally unafraid and ready to fight back, teddybear in hand. Courage needs witnesses.
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The story originally appeared at AFP, but it has for, we’re sure, utterly mysterious reasons, disappeared down the memory hole. Thankfully, the Internet is Foreverā¢, but we’d better hurry up before the New Stasiā¢ (better than the Old Stasiā¢, with added electrolytes!) finds out. A German man, who officials said had drug and psychological problems,
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Categories: Religion of Piss, Traitors | Tags: | 10 Comments »
āHeās the nominee. Iāll do whatever he wants with respect to the convention,ā Ryan said when asked about that scenario in an interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinelā¦ āI never said never. I just said (not) at this point. I wish I had more time to get to know him before this happened. We just
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Categories: GOP Primaries, Useless Swine | Tags: | 13 Comments »
This is your government at work. When I retired from the FAA at the age of 52, I was told “you can earn any amount of money. It doesn’t affect your retirement pay”. A portion of my pay is a SSI supplemental, designed to protect my pay between mandatory retirement (age 55) and the earliest
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From one end to the other. It’s long, but we found ourself nodding so furiously all the way through that we’re afraid that we’ve irreparably damaged our cervical vertebrae. An excerpt about the so-called “Right” of today, but do go read the whole thing. LC Ironbear nails it to the wall. the Right has been
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At least the neverending primary is finally over, and we may all be grateful for that. As to the result? That depends on who you are, we suppose. His Imperial Majesty didn’t get the candidate he wanted, but we have to admit that we’re a great deal less heartbroken about it today than we would
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(Via Bill Quick) Looks like somebody is pouring salt in our Iraqi victory soup again, somebody you might have heard about before: āBaghdad teetered on the edge of political chaos Sunday. The city is in a state of emergency, protesters have occupied parts of the once-secure International Zone (IZ), lawmakers have run away and the
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Categories: Religion of Piss, The Long War | Tags: | 26 Comments »
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