Articles from February 2016



Any Day Now…

Hed stolen from LC & IB Bill Quick: FONTANA, Calif., Feb. 10 (UPI) — A team of scientists with California-based research outfit 21st Century Medicine has successfully frozen and recovered the brain of rabbit. No news as to whether they’ve proceeded to put it back in Mitch McConnell’s head. Thatisall.

Return of the Superdelegates

“Superdelegates.” Remember those? Those are the “delegates” that Democrats use to make sure their preferred candidate always wins regardless of what the voters say in their sham “democratic” primaries, because why would the People’s Party give a shit about the people and their actual votes? Unlike normal delegates, the kind that get elected in real

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Careful What You Wish For…

We didn’t mention it at the time because it was hard for us to type after having punched numerous holes in every drywall we could find (our Imperial Palace now looks like a very large Swiss Cheese. Quite chic, actually), but it looks like the case of the notorious Prozi Prozecutors of Harris County, TX,

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The Fix is In…

OK, “only” about 40% of precincts reporting, but it looks pretty solid, according to AoSDD: DEMOCRATS Bernie Sanders 59,577 votes (–) 60.5% Hillary Clinton 37,750 votes (-21,827) 38.4% Other 1,103 votes (-58,474) 1.1% We don’t envy the Prozi voters. We thought we had it bad with “hold your nose” candidates, but they’re stuck with choosing

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“Pussy?” So What?

Via LC & IB Bill Quick. I watched several times the entire NSFW 1:53 clip of Trump calling Ted Cruz a p**sy for having constitutional qualms about waterboarding. It doesn’t get any better when repeated. The thing that most people are talking about is his use of the vulgarity, which is pretty lowlife stuff coming

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Hot Gas Outdo Themselves

Diving even deeper into the tank for mindless, globalist utopianism, putting up this load of drivel by one Allan Bourdius: I’ve got a challenge for you. “Try to read through the following incandescent bullshit without throwing up.” Challenge accepted. Reluctantly. Try to imagine: you and your family are living somewhere the rest of humanity seems

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But Let’s Not Be Beastly to the Muslims…

Via LC & IB Bill Quick: An Iraqi migrant has admitted to raping a ten year old boy in a Viennese swimming pool so ferociously that the boy had to be hospitalised for his injuries. The man said he knew it was wrong but couldn’t help himself as he hadn’t had sex in months. Police

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Oh heck…

When he’s right, he’s right: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ9HgEO53G8[/youtube] We do enjoy it when a candidate actually says what we’re all thinking. Now, if we were an advisor to the Cruz campaign, we’d encourage him to do the same. Then we’d watch everybody else get crushed. Illegal immigrants are “the backbone of our country”, unknown filthy socialist Sanders

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We Laughed and Laughed

Via LC & IB Bill Quick. A group of 51 refugees rapefugees were brutally assaulted outside a night club in Murmansk, Russia, after they groped and molested women at a night club Saturday. “Brutally?” Oh, we like the sound of that! Although we, being a civilized male who hasn’t been emasculated by P.C. and goodthink,

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And Now, From the Stalinist Side of the Primaries

We guess they’ll have to start calling the Hildebeest “Lucky” now (h/t LC & IB SondraK) We all know by now that the Prozi Party primaries in Iowa ended up as a dead heat between Comrade Senility and Her Thighness, Queen Hillary!, but that’s just the beginning of the fun: Sen. Bernie Sanders’ voters will

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Cruz Wins!

As we write, Iowa is a lock for Cruz with 98% in and him holding 27.4% of the vote to Trump’s 24.9%. We’re surprised. Pleasantly so, we might add, because we weren’t expecting this. We knew it could go either way but, unlike the “pundits”, we weren’t quite as sure considering how many times those

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With Pussies Like This One in Charge

…we can’t help but think of the glorious fwench army of 1939-1940: Lt. Gen. Sean MacFarland, the commander of the US-led anti-ISIS coalition, denounced calls to “carpet bomb” ISIS during a Pentagon press briefing Monday. In other news, LTG Seth McFarlane, it’s Seth, right?, denounced the bombings of Germany, Italy and Japan during WWII, calling

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Now You’re Really, Really Tempting Us

But we will remain strong. Nothing will move us an inch from our support of Cruz, the only candidate for us. Still… Poll: 25% of federal employees would consider quitting if Trump becomes president Dear L-rd in Heaven, why must you tempt us so? Alright… Make it 75% and it’s a deal. And no pensions.

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