Articles from December 2015



Just When You Thought the Quisling Party Couldn’t Sink Any Lower

Republican officials and leading figures in the party’s establishment are now preparing for the possibility of a brokered convention as Donald Trump continues sit atop the polls and the presidential race. So if you can’t beat him in the polls, you’ll just ignore the will of your voters (as per fucking usual with you Quisling

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All Over But the Crying (UPDATED)

As Trump is now scratching 40% in polls. Also this (via Bill Quick): Among all voters, 55% say Trump is likely to be the Republican presidential nominee, with 25% who say it is Very Likely. Thirty-eight percent (38%) disagree, including 16% who say it’s Not At All Likely. This is unchanged from the week before

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The lack of Gun Pr0n disturbs the force

Is your idea of fun slogging through muddy bottoms in thick brush, searching for 300 pounds of lightning fast slobber slinging pork with a surly attitude and razor sharp tusks? Cool. Mine too. It’s been too long since we had some gun pr0n. Here’s the gun I chose as my Hog Hammer. Chambered in .308,

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If Only We Had the Courage of the…

…FRENCH??? Police investigating the Paris terror attacks have shut down three mosques in a series of raids to close the net on Islamic extremists, the Express reports. Police in France also arrested the owner of a revolver found during Wednesday’s raid, France’s Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve said. Security officials found jihadist documents at the mosque

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Can We Say “Out of Touch?”

We realize just how much too long we’ve forcibly removed ourself from the stupidity that is current affairs. Every day we learn that things got even more retarded in our absence than we’d even imagined! Like the complete and utter hysteria regarding Trump’s remarks about putting a full stop for the time being on muslim

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On This Day That Shall Live in Infamy

…we should like to remind all current day Daesholes, Prozis and assorted other worthless wastes of skin that, whereas we Americans may be slow to anger and action, Heaven help you if you manage to push us that far! Just ask Tojo. That’s right, you can’t. Thatisall.

The Word That Dare Not Be Spoken

Ogabe is going to be going on the air soon to talk to us about the latest Islamic massacre. I’m all a tingle I tells ya. Nothing like hearing from the chief facilitator of the newest caliphate lecturing us unwashed rubes about islamaphobia (Lynch is watching, don’t you dare say anything against the religion of

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Happy Hanukkah!

And, since the world has clearly gone off its rockers and His Imperial Majesty is in the mood for something light hearted (we hope y’all are too), here’s a song that always makes us smile: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX2rm-jLLFY[/youtube] Hanukkah Sameach! Thatisall.

Monster Hunter Bags a Few Vultures

So, like many, I’ve been reading and learning about our latest example of the “Religion of Peace” showing us how peaceful they are. I have many, many thoughts on the issue, but precious little time to coalesce it all into a coherent piece and write it up for your enjoyment, derision, or befuddlement, mainly wondering

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And Now For Something Trumpy

…the which we’ve assiduously stayed out of because we, we freely admit, were among the “sure, it’s just a PR joke campaign” crowd when he first stood up and declared his candidacy and because we, not knowing terribly much about the man at the time other than he has a funny hairdo, he’s a loudmouth

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Oh Dear, More “Workplace Violence”

We very deliberately didn’t mention the San Bernardino sudden jihad outbreak when it happened for two reasons: 1) 24 hour rule. Early reports are full of unadulterated bullshit, and you mostly end up having to wipe egg off your face for days if you go by scattered reports from “eyewitnesses”, the reliability of which is

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Mentally Deficient Imbecile Opens Pie Hole, Inserts Foot

“With respect to Planned Parenthood, obviously my heart goes out to those impacted,” Obama said during a press conference in Paris. “I mean, Nancy, I say this every time we’ve got one of these mass shootings. This just doesn’t happen in other countries. We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a picture from beautiful, scenic

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