Articles from December 2015



Quote of the Day

The ritualistic “Why do they hate us” browbeating favored by the chattering classes is nonsense. Al Qaeda hated us because we were not Muslims. But it was only using us as the hated “other” to consolidate a collective Muslim identity. We are to Islamists what the Jews were to Hitler; a useful scapegoat whose otherness

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Today: How to “Bat Your Head Against a Wall” and… oh… Climate “Deniers” are not “Normal People.”

Via Sondra K. Tuesday at a White House Public Health and Climate Change Summit, EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy said “normal people,” not “climate deniers” will win the fight on global warming. So it’s a fight now? Climate Change will be once and for all decided in a best out of five cage match between “normal

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Master Debaters vs. Rank Amateurs

It truly is worth a study. Donald Trump has unleashed a series of scathing attacks over Bill Clinton’s past marital infidelities in an attempt to rob Democratic presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton of the argument that she’s strong on women’s issues. Trump has been moving in this direction since first sparking controversy last week for remarks

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We Guess Some of Them are Still Fairly Deep in Denial

…and we’d be lying our teeth off if we as much as suggested that we’re not getting a huge kick out of reading their increasingly spittle-flecked, hysterical, petulant temper tantrums. Witness Rick Wilson, one of those great “conservative thinkers” that helped bring about all of the enormous conservative success stories of the past decade (we’ll

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Human Sacrifice, Dogs and Cats Living Together… Mass Hysteria!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trumpmas… Disclaimer: We’re not particularly convinced that The Donald is a good candidate, we remain a Cruz supporter, but at the current time it’s either Trump and burning the rotting carcass of a party to the ground or putting up with another establishment whore, thus volunteering ourselves for

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Merry Christmas, Now With Added Schlong

Because, why not? It sure is amusing as Hades watching the ever so clever “analysts” from inside the Beltway and the DNC Steno Pool twist themselves into pretzels trying to come up with ever more offensive interpretations of the expression “getting schlonged” in order to please their queen, Hiiiiiillary! It’s even more amusing how they’ve

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Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish

We just learned that Lindsey Lohan Grahamnesty has dropped out of the race. We now expect 75% of Hot Air, Weakly Standard and National RINO Online to be predictions about how Lindsey’s suddenly homeless voter will switch and tip the race in favor of ¡Ruuuuuuubio!. Thatisall.

Meanwhile, in Ryan Land

…while the “debates” are sucking up all the air in the room, Vichy GOP Kapo Paul Ryan votes with Democrats to fund all of der FUBAR’s wishes. Just go through the list if you want. It’s all there. Every single item on der FUBAR and his Prozi Party’s wish list fully funded, without as much

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Krispy Kreme’s Brain is as High on Calorie and Low on Substance as His Namesake Donuts

So His Imperial Majesty has been trolling the usual GOPe sites such as Hot Gas and the Weakly Standard to see what they thought of the debate that we refused to watch and, apart from their usual wishcasting for a GOPe Wunderwaffe about to smash the Trump Tank Armies and liberate Berlin, ANY DAY NOW!,

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Another Hypocritical Lying Vichy GOP Asshole Heard From…

Remember how we conservatives are always told by the Vichy GOP to hold our noses if the candidate we didn’t like wins? Remember how they trot that one out every single time they manage to shove an Establishment RINO down our throats? Party Unity! And then, when they lose to a conservative, they turn right

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In Case Anyone Bothered to Watch…

Because we certainly didn’t, we knew what the outcome was going to be, here are the results from the “who won?” poll after the Republican Debate tonight: TRUMP 47.11% (61,356 votes) CRUZ 24.41% (31,799 votes) PAUL 12.51% (16,295 votes) RUBIO 7.48% (9,737 votes) CHRISTIE 2.47% (3,218 votes) FIORINA 2.07% (2,694 votes) BUSH 1.67% (2,181 votes)

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Yeah… About That…

We told you so. If The Closing of the American Mind anticipated political correctness, it was Jonah Goldberg’s Liberal Fascism that prefigured what we now find on college campuses. Goldberg saw that liberalism had come unmoored from specific policy goals and was finally interested in just one thing: power. Writing in the wake of his

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No, You Lying Asshole. Just… No.

Via LC and IB Bill Quick: New Marco Rubio ad: Trump fans, I’m asking for your votes BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SNORT, HACK, COUGH, BWAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHA! Is that clear enough for you, Liar Boy? OK, all calm and collected now. This hysterical laughter can’t possibly be good for us in our advanced age: Here’s the thing, Ruuuuuuuubio. You

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Looks Like Somebody’s Got Competition

Thanks to readerjp, LC & GLOR: Iraqi activist group Mosul Eye says the ISIS Shar’ia Board issued a savage “oral fatwa (an Islamic term for a religious decree)” to its members authorising them to “kill newborn babies with Down’s Syndrome and congenital deformities and disabled children”. If true – and reports from the war-torn region

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Oh Noes, by No Means Should School be “Uncomfortable”

Why, it might hurt the precious little snowflakes’ feewings! And isn’t pandering to their pwecious feewings what an education is all about? (via our most excellent sestrichka) After The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn was published in 1885, the book was boycotted in some places in the United States for portraying friendship between a black man

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