Articles from March 2015



Princess Perfect C*ntface Obama Update

We’ve been seriously amiss in talking about the imbecile in the White House and her petulant, pre-K dealings with Israel. Yes, we know. That doesn’t mean that we haven’t been paying attention. Attention with a mixture of horror and amusement. Amusement, as when Bibi, in spite of Princess Hussein Obama’s best attempts at swinging the

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A Question For The TransQueerLesboWhateverTheFuckThey’reCalling ThemselvesThisWeek Community

If you’re so fucking “brave”, “progressive” and “inclusive”, why don’t you “tolerant” fuckweasels go and try to force a Moose-slime bakery or a mosque to cater to your “marriage” demands? We’ll be waiting, with incredibly bated breath, for your “enlightened reasoning”. F.E.T.E.

Damn, a Whole Lotta Birthdays!

And on a beautiful, sunny Sunday in Texas, no less. It is our pride and delight to announce a few birthdays in no particular order: Our very own LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E., who looks not a day older than 60. He will, no doubt, be celebrating it in Uncle Sam’s Misguided Childrens’ inimitable

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So, Er, Hi?

Yeah, I know, it’s been a looong, looong time, and I really can’t come up with any excuses for it. Just a bit worn out, I suppose? I keep telling myself: “OK, now THIS I must write about”, and then, before I’ve even had a chance to finish a thought in my head, much less

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Remembering EFA

It’s hard to believe, but it’s been two years to the day since we lost our brother-in-arms, LC EFA. We’ll be sending up a toast to him, as he’s swapping tales and getting our ancestors drunk on his homemade rum. Here he is a few years ago, happily cradling his twins. He was such a

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Oh Dear, Not the Infighting Again

I swear, if we on the right were as good at fighting the Prozis as we are at fighting each other… So, on one side of the ring, we have Sarah Hoyt whom we respect and admire greatly, and not just because she’s a fellow Euro-refugee, but even more so because she’s an absolutely fantastic

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80% of Our Fellow Citizens are Retards…

As revealed by this article found at Ace’s. A recent survey by the Oklahoma State University Department of Agricultural Economics finds that over 80 percent of Americans support “mandatory labels on foods containing DNA,” about the same number as support mandatory labeling of GMO foods “produced with genetic engineering.” So… 80% of Americans support warning

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It’s Official, Then… Weepy Boner and the Prozi Party Finally Come Out of the Closet

It’s not like they were fooling anybody, keeping their engagement secret. Except for “moderate” Republicans, of course, but those gullible gimps will be fooled by absolutely anybody. Via Bill Quick: Dems vow to protect Boehner from conservative coup Tea Party Republicans contemplating a bid to oust Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio) shouldn’t count on Democrats to

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You big dummy!

ToTUS Rails against guns….Fred Sandford falls asleepzzzzzSnort!! Huh What? Oh yeah, I’m awake jus’ resting my eyes. President Barack Obama launched a rhetorical assault on guns in one of the most gun friendly states in the nation while speaking at a town hall event in Columbia, South Carolina, Friday. That’s not all he’s been launching

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So What’s All This Then…

Sorry, I really should have dragged my Royal Self out of bed sooner, but I really haven’t had the energy. Now, however, it appears that the cruds are on retreat, thanks to modern medical science. I blame it on the weather. Hot, cold, warm, cold, warm, colder, cold, hot, cold as fuck with 2 inches

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There’s Still Hope

Yes, we have been notably absent, and for that I apologize. I will explain why later on, but for now I beg your forgiveness and ask for your patience. Yes, I’m still alive, as is Misha (although in his case barely so. Nothing serious, some penicillin and a few shots of vodka will clear him right up,

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