Articles from January 2015



Swatting at Retards

Because why not? They make such easy targets, and when the retards in questions are also hysterical, barely sentient, entitled, whiny little Social Justice Warriors, it makes it even better. Found this particular Idiotarian Emission at The Declination, and you should go read his article because it’s really good, only it’s not as vicious because

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“Even Fox News is outraged at Boehner and Netanyahu’s plan to undermine Obama”

Funny, I dont recall Fox News or anyone else getting their panties in a bunch when that classless, brainless waste of space they have the chutzpah to call a “President” came here and took a dump on OUR Prime Minister. In case anyone is curious, here’s what happened: Lost in the shuffle of Obama’s immigration

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Bring Me the Head of a Pig and a Tankard of Ale….

because there’s a feast to be had! Why you may ask? Because it’s somebodies birthday, that’s why. But whose you ask? Why, our very own Cabana Boy Imperial Vileness himself, that’s who! So let the celebratory debauchery begin! Happy birthday Misha. You’ve been a true brother to me all these many years. The trust you

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It’s All Over But the Mewling

We would have ended the previous post with “Deus Vult!”, but this craven dreck from some clowns who call themselves “The Catholic League” made us hesitate: Bill Donohue comments on the killing of 12 people at the Paris office of the newspaper Charlie Hebdo: Killing in response to insult, no matter how gross, must be

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You Keep Preaching About the Value of Freedom of Speech?

His Imperial Majesty most certainly agrees, and in the wake of the latest muslim act of wanton barbarism since that sick, perverted ideology was thought up by a rancid pedophile 1,400 years ago, the usual suspects are tripping over their own shriveled manhoods to proclaim hysterically how they all support it and how vital, VITAL

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Charlie Hebdo shooting: 12 people killed, 11 injured

In a video filmed by journalist Martin Boudot, who was taking refuge on a nearby rooftop, the men can be heard shouting “Allahu Akbar” (God is greatest) between rounds of gunfire. Police said another witness heard the attackers shouting “we have avenged the prophet” I had a large post planned, but decided not to bother.

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Happy New Year Schadenboner!

Damn, we had no idea sobering up would take this long! We must be getting old. Or maybe we’re still drunk or, at the very least, deep in the throes of DT hallucinations, because this is just too damn funny to be true. WASHINGTON — For years, Harvard’s experts on health economics and policy have

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