LCBren: :em06: If they can do that to our Imperial Torturer…NO THANKS. :em04:
BC, Imperial Torturer: There’s no lack of pics and videos if you have an urge to investigate. Trillions, nay,...
LC Mike in Chi: LCBren says: Enlighten me? No. But, I’ll warn ya’. Poofers, trannies and queens is some... LCBren: Castro Street. Enlighten me?
Sentry: A few years back, The Wife attended a conference in San Francisco. She asked me if I had any tips. I says...
DJ Allyn, MPSE: LCBren @ #42: You are kind of a dense one, aren’t you? Instead of just responding with a... LCBren: Psst…you know those memos you are busy fapping to? Former FBI Director James Comey leaked memos... DJ Allyn, MPSE: Oh, and remember that “liar” and “leaker” James Comey? It appears that the... LCBren: But then, you wouldn’t know all of this in your hermetically sealed political mind… Pot. Kettle. Over. DJ Allyn, MPSE: LCBren says: isnt that what they said in 2016? You do realize that Trump only won by about 78,000...
Fa Cube Itches: Actually “Still the largest landholder in North America” would have been the better... Fa Cube Itches: Kriegsbringer @ #: Piers walked into that one with his eyes closed and his mouth open. He enters...
Kriegsbringer: Hory clap! Piers walked into that one with his eyes closed and his mouth open. :em05:
LC Xystus: Ha! Ha! Ganz komisch! LCBren: :em05: :em05: :em05: One tonne of burn cream for Mr Morgan,….STAT,. LC Xystus: In other news: The Ant-Idiotarian Rottweiler appears to have died last week. Details on Page B27.
Radical Redneck: Did you see what this primate spewed? What is it with the un-American name Trayvon that... LCBren: :em08: I mean, unless, you know, there is an off chance that the media, government, and elites are all lying... Fa Cube Itches: Four dead in Benghazi, seventeen dead in Broward County . . . are you people kidding me? Those are... Fa Cube Itches: VonZorch Imperial Researcher @ #:14 Nah, this stuff is easy in the modern US – I mean, unless,... Kriegsbringer: Nah! I doubt this effeminate little Nancy-boy even has any ‘meat’. :em04: LCBren: …aaand little ratface is no longer in the news. :em05:
readerjp: Two Off Duty SWAT Officers Suspended For Rushing In To Save Parkland Students Two Miramar Police... readerjp: And served 2 years in the army.
Bitter Clinger: I notice that Wonder Woman wasnt represented at the Oscars. Oh yeah Gal Gadot is Israeli. That, and...OK, just one more thing since this has to be the funniest thing we’ve read all week. Or month. Or… Hell, we don’t know. An American pastor from Indiana, who leads a church that preaches same-sex marriage is “sinful”, Not sure where the sarcastic quotation marks come from, since there is absolutely nothing controversial or
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Because it IS the season, after all. May all your wishes come true and may you and yours have a wonderful holiday! Thatisall.
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…along with our apologies for our extreme lack of postings, obviously, which we blame on the season but, most of all, 70 hour work weeks. About which we’re not complaining, considering that millions upon millions of our fellow Americans don’t have any job, thanks to Beloved Ear Leader and his Age of Plenty. It would
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While brave men and women are fighting and dying, whiny, coddled, crybaby millennial college students here at home are demanding that their law exams be postponed because they just can’t deal with the emotional distress of not being granted the lynching in Ferguson that they’d set their tiny little minds on. It’s just too much
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Thanks to our Australian correspondent, we already have a spectacular play-by-play and continuous update on the latest muslim terror attack in Australia. Thankfully, only 2 human beings (and one dune coon) out of two dozen died in the attack, but that is still way too many (any number of human beings above zero would be
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www.news.com.au\ Cafe in lockdown in the middle of the Sydney CBD, broad daylight. There are reports that two gunman have taken hostages, some of which are standing with their hands up at the windows in the popular Lindt chocolate shop, which has two or three entrances. There is also a black and white flag being
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If one were to accept the oft-repeated meme that “Islam Means Submission”, then the GOP might as well come out and declare themselves the first Islamic Party of the United States. Once again, they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Once again, they completely and utterly ignored a clear mandate from the voting population.
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So a nice lady tries to throw oil on the waters and emphasize that ALL lives matter in the wake of the idiot savage murder rampages after the Ferguson non-incident, and she gets butchered for using the word “all” instead of “black”? “We are united in our insistence that all lives matter,” read the e-mail,
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Chief Norm Jacobs of Beloit, WI, for this: According to Wisconsin Public Radio (WPR), Jacobs asked for volunteers because that’s how he has seen healthcare providers handle viral outbreaks. WPR quoted Jacobs saying: “Gun violence is as serious as the Ebola virus is represented in the media, and we should fight it using the tools
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We’ve heard that there was, allegedly, a gang rape going on at U of VA and all of the Prozi Media and the SJWs were having synchronized Outragegasms about it. Until it turned out that nothing of the sort seemed to have ever happened. We know, inconceivable, right? Oh wait… Duke Lacrosse? OK, so maybe
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So we guess the next Big Story to keep people’s minds off of the numerous crimes of King Obola and his Prozi Democrat Party is how the CIA brutally tortured innocent brown people while lying to the poor innocent Prozi Democrats about it, the Prozi Democrat who were baying for blood and howling for retaliation
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OK, so I’m going to be a bit heavy here, but it all ties in to where we are as a nation and the whole discussion of “seceding”, “rebelling” and “who’s in the right here.” First off, speaking as a foreign born American, I do believe that I have a different angle on the issue.
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We were hoping for some added schadenbonerifficness in the wake of Mary “ObolaCare” Landrieu’s cataclysmic beating in the runoff election, and we weren’t disappointed. The Prozis reacted in their typical, dignified, gracious fashion to having been slapped about the face with a wet catfish and made to resent it. Oh, who are we kidding?: I
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Yes, we know, shocking isn’t it? Breitbart went on a hunt to locate the “Republican rapist” of Lena Dunham’s “memoirs” (we know, we know. Lena who?), aided by Lena’s own extensive details about the fantasy rapist in question, enough details that Sherlock Holmes’ rancid morning shit would have been able to find him. Had he
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So this is our, for lack of a better word, “enemy”? Flaming imbeciles staging a “die in” for their hero, the “gentle giant” who got himself well and truly (and righteously) perforated for assaulting a police officer and attempting to steal his sidearm, lying on the ground taking selfies and watching YouTube? Don’t those useless,
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