Fa Cube Itches: WHitepages.com lists 214 different places….. Fa Cube Itches: Clearly, it’s belated payback for all of those Viking raids.
Emperor Misha I: He’s currently busy and, besides, they wouldn’t listen when we warned them.
irish19: Given the location, Holger Dansk would be a more appropriate choice.
readerjp: This is a bit old, but it’s only gotten worse – and from The NY Times, of all places. For... Fa Cube Itches: Of course, Germany having a somewhat uh….notable, shall we say, past in dealing with...
Terrapod: QED https://www.whatfinger.com/wp- content/uploads/2019/06/how_th e_left_wins_arguments.jpg Fa Cube Itches: Full force of the Federal government? Yeah, nah. Cadaveri eccellenti? Nah, yeah.
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: Glad I didn’t have a drink, I’d have sprayed it across the room. Terrapod: I swear, today’s headlines are beyond parody: REP. MARCIA FUDGE (D-OH) MAKES SURPRISE IN-KIND... Emperor Misha I: Reminds me why I stopped using Suckerborg’s lousy app so long ago I can’t even remember... Emperor Misha I: As is their right. I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for a reversal if I were them, though....
L.O.R. Ankle biter: They were nailed. Further postings at legal insurrection say they were hit with the max allowed... Terrapod: First Law of Holes (or Assholes): Stop digging! In this case they have a backhoe and seem to be revving it... Emperor Misha I: As it happened last week to Oberlin College. ? Made my week, it did. And their pre-pubescent temper...
angrywebmaster: I’m waiting for the lawsuit and the massive judgement against the Slimes and the Compost. They... Emperor Misha I: Damn! I’ll go one better than that. We should contact the geniuses who built that float and...
tweell: If they get the balloon, can we get the float from Italy? https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=Lv1FE88JVps Terrapod: This is all purposeful, the left controls academia from K to post grad and their stated goal is to turn... VonZorch Imperial Researcher: “The message is that it’s OK to hurt or dehumanize the ‘other,’ ” Butler said.... irish19: even if it’s with a soft ball, I dunno. A 16 in. softball can pack quite a wallop. And have you ever... Emperor Misha I: They are sad, increasingly irrelevant morons, and watching them crash and burn as they inevitably...
VAconservative: “annihilating” opponets? Thought the schools were ‘gun-free zones’. Such a... irish19: Well said, Imperator! Glad you’re with us. Emperor Misha I: Now if we could get the rest of Western Europe to understand what they (the Greatest Generation,...You may have heard of the New York Slimes “journalists” who decided that it was in the public interest to doxx Darren Wilson and his wife, publishing their home address in their Prozi rag of a “newspaper” (which, we still contend, should be burned to the ground. With the staff inside). Given the hysterical murderous
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Yes, we’re dreadfully sorry we failed to mention it, even in passing, but we were caught up working. It doesn’t mean we weren’t observing it, however, quite to the contrary. For one thing, we are thankful that we are working, something a record number of Americans can’t claim, thanks to King Obola of the Second
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…and it looks like they got one! Hallelujah! Now they’ll have something to talk about for the next couple of news cycles, namely how this proves that we live in a racist hellhole where gentle giants are mercilessly mowed down with machineguns by racist cops while they tearfully beg for their lives and fiddle with
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First off, His Imperial Majesty would really like it if we could all just stop using the word “intelligence” within 600 statutory miles of anything having to do with Washington DC. It only tends to make everybody look silly. While they laugh their arses off. And vomit. Second, if you’d like to read an excellent
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And no, sadly, not the Imperial presidency of His Imperial Majesty, Misha I, but that of His Colossal Ineptitude, princess Obola I. So Empress Obola, safe in her knowledge that nothing would happen if she did so (nothing ever happened on the umpty-million times she took a piss on the Constitution and ruled by fiat
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And His Imperial Majesty is so very much in! His Curmudgeonly Eminence, Francis Porretto, has gone forth and established the following: Not only that, he has set up a website for it, which shall forthwith be found on the Imperial Blogroll. Now we just need to figure out the code to our own site well
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Operation Galvanic, the code name for the invasion of Tarawa, was not the bloodiest battle in total numbers, 953 Marines and sailors KIA, 29 MIA, and 2,296 wounded, but when that casualty figure of 3,301 is out of a total landing force of 11,000, it’s one of the highest rates in the Pacific. Of the
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First off, His Curmudgeonly Eminence, Francis Porretto, has a few words to add to the ShirtStorm (as well as some other excellent points that you really ought not to miss). Looks like he, ourself, Jeff Goldstein, Mike Hendrix and Sarah Hoyt, just for starters, ought to found an Outlaw Blogger Gang dedicated to not giving
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One of the clear signs of a Prozi (aka “modern liberal”) being pushed into a corner, knowing that it’s at the end of its rope, is that its mental faculties will start to melt down completely and it will start to lash out in ever more angry and insane ways. A perfect example would be
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Filed as “most unsurprising headline of the year.” “I just heard about this,” Obama said at a new conference, after wrapping up two days of meetings with world leaders here at the G-20 Summit. “The fact that some adviser who never worked on our staff expressed his opinion that I completely disagree with — it
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As our Imperial Vileness will attest to, I have a vast repertoire of stripper stories. This is mainly due to the fact that for many years before I met Bangie Thing I was known to occasionally, only occasionally mind you, frequent gentleman’s clubs. This was done purely for altruistic reasons, but we’ll just leave that
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(Our thanks to LC Xystus for the new name for the smarmy, lying, Prozi bastard architect behind the Unaffordable Care Act) They’re coming out thick and fast, they are. Video after video of Herr Schick L Gruber laughingly explaining how he and Obola really got one over on the idiotic, simpleton U.S. voters who really
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You might say it’s a pet peeve of ours, having at least some experience with statism. We trust that you are, by now, familiar with our love of the British Understatement. If any might think that the state, the self-anointed elite, has anything but the utmost contempt for We The People, meaning you, I and
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This year Veterans Day shares the week with the 25th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall, a moment that started the end of the Cold War. It was a moment that many of us didn’t see at the time for what it was, our victory over the Evil Empire. We had won. But
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And we deliberately didn’t name this “How Proziism Wins”, because it’s all the same in a nation where you have two parties that are both statist, the only difference being that one likes to take things a bit slower. In a free society, people make their own decisions and they pay for their own mistakes.
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