Things The Evil BooshHitler DIDN’T Do…
From the always excellent Doug Ross: Speaking of Heinrich Holder: What might he be up to, now that he'll be spending more "time with his family?" How about... Supreme Court…
Murderous Paleswinian Terrorist Pardoned by King Putt Gets Sent to Hades
Thanks to LC & GLOR readerjp, who sent us these wonderful news. As you may recall, the Paleswinians kidnapped and brutally murdered three teenagers earlier this summer for the "crime"…
Challenge Accepted!
But first off, allow us to apologize for being even more off the radar than usual. We've had some issues with the Imperial Health (no, nothing that serious, so quit…
I Have No Words
Seriously folks (or as Algore would say "Serially") I am at a total loss for words to fisk this heaping pile of...of...you see, speechless. I'll just leave it here and…
King Putt was a little “latte”with his salute
SCOAMF Take the fucking coffee cup out of your right hand, put it on the ground or give it to someone, you useless, incompetent, half assed IMBECILE. You flunked kindergarten,…
Yet Another Prominent Prozi Calling for Imprisonment of Dissidents
We're really still not quite sure why this is considered news, but obviously even people on our side are having a hard time coming to grips with the left being…
A New Fad Whose Time Has Come (To Die): “Microaggressions”
One can say a lot of things about living in these turbulent and blatantly ridiculous times of ours, but one thing one cannot say is that there's a shortage of…
More From the Lovely Religion of Peace
But don't forget, "no religion teaches murder of the innocent", as our beloved Ear Leader, Barack Obamovich, has taught us ignorant rubes time and again (h/t Jawa): A Palestinian mother…
O’er the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave
200 years ago today the sun broke over a haze filled Baltimore harbor. The acrid smoke of black powder burned the eyes and throats of the sailors as they stared…
No, We Haven’t Forgotten…
Because who could forget this: Or this: Not to mention, of course, this: We will also never forget this: And we will absolutely never forget all of our courageous sisters…
Because He Knows It Won’t Make A Difference? Next Question, Please
About president Princess and his "ISIS is al-Qaeda's Junior Varsity" lie: Everyone who follows Obama knows that Obama was lying baldly when he peddled this line to Todd. Although Todd…
Most Indifferent President Ever Gets Criticized, Blames “the Optics.”
Because, you know, it couldn't have anything to do with Teh One Himself being an indifferent, lazy jackass. Within minutes of addressing the nation following the Islamic State’s brutal beheading…
They’re Not Breeding for Academic Excellence
That much is for sure. Thanks to LC readerjp, we once again get confirmation that the paleosimians are, beyond a doubt, the most mentally stunted group of bipedal organisms to…