Articles from September 2014



Things The Evil BooshHitler DIDN’T Do…

From the always excellent Doug Ross: Speaking of Heinrich Holder: What might he be up to, now that he’ll be spending more “time with his family?” How about… Supreme Court Justice Heinrich Holder? Think King Putt and his Progressive Socialist (Prozi, for short) Party wouldn’t dare? Why not? The Quisling Party would do their usual

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Murderous Paleswinian Terrorist Pardoned by King Putt Gets Sent to Hades

Thanks to LC & GLOR readerjp, who sent us these wonderful news. As you may recall, the Paleswinians kidnapped and brutally murdered three teenagers earlier this summer for the “crime” of “hitchhiking while Jewish”. The perpetrators, Marwan Kawasme & Amer Abu Aysha, one of whom had been released earlier in one of King Putt’s pardons,

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Challenge Accepted!

But first off, allow us to apologize for being even more off the radar than usual. We’ve had some issues with the Imperial Health (no, nothing that serious, so quit arguing about the lines of succession, at least for now) which have left us pretty much laid up in dry dock, getting our hull scraped

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I Have No Words

Seriously folks (or as Algore would say “Serially”) I am at a total loss for words to fisk this heaping pile of…of…you see, speechless. I’ll just leave it here and allow you pups to have the honor. But do, please, read all the comments in the link. It will give you back some of the

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King Putt was a little “latte”with his salute

Take the fucking coffee cup out of your right hand, put it on the ground or give it to someone, you useless, incompetent, half assed IMBECILE. You flunked kindergarten, admit it.

Yet Another Prominent Prozi Calling for Imprisonment of Dissidents

We’re really still not quite sure why this is considered news, but obviously even people on our side are having a hard time coming to grips with the left being a bunch of totalitarian freaks. It’s almost as if those people spent the last century and a half living under a rock while refusing to

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A New Fad Whose Time Has Come (To Die): “Microaggressions”

One can say a lot of things about living in these turbulent and blatantly ridiculous times of ours, but one thing one cannot say is that there’s a shortage of idiocy for a committed Anti-Idiotarian to mercilessly mock and ridicule. One of those things is what is called “microaggressions”, a child of the socialist seventies

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More From the Lovely Religion of Peace

But don’t forget, “no religion teaches murder of the innocent”, as our beloved Ear Leader, Barack Obamovich, has taught us ignorant rubes time and again (h/t Jawa): A Palestinian mother waited for her 16-year-old daughter to go to bed, tied a rope around her neck and strangled her to death. The woman murdered her own

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O’er the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave

200 years ago today the sun broke over a haze filled Baltimore harbor. The acrid smoke of black powder burned the eyes and throats of the sailors as they stared over the gunwales of the British men-of-war. What they saw surprised them, and inspired a “guest” who was on board to write four verses of

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No, We Haven’t Forgotten…

Because who could forget this: Or this: Not to mention, of course, this: We will also never forget this: And we will absolutely never forget all of our courageous sisters and brothers, heroes all, who went and covered themselves in glory on the battlefield, making sure that the mentally defective apes who did all of

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Because He Knows It Won’t Make A Difference? Next Question, Please

About president Princess and his “ISIS is al-Qaeda’s Junior Varsity” lie: Everyone who follows Obama knows that Obama was lying baldly when he peddled this line to Todd. Although Todd showed no sign of it, Todd himself is a leading example of the knowledgeable observer who knows Obama was lying. And a leading example of

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Most Indifferent President Ever Gets Criticized, Blames “the Optics.”

Because, you know, it couldn’t have anything to do with Teh One Himself being an indifferent, lazy jackass. Within minutes of addressing the nation following the Islamic State’s brutal beheading of American journalist James Foley, President Barack Obama had resumed his August vacation on the golf course. More than a few observers, even the president’s

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They’re Not Breeding for Academic Excellence

That much is for sure. Thanks to LC readerjp, we once again get confirmation that the paleosimians are, beyond a doubt, the most mentally stunted group of bipedal organisms to ever walk the Earth. Gaza War ends with a victory for Hamas leading to a great increase in its popularity and the popularity of its

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