lc purple raider: It sounded better in the original Totalitarian!
Terrapod: I am sure this is going to work, I mean it was so convenient back in 1936 https://thefederalist.com/2...
LC SecondMouse: This is the reason why the Republicans can’t fight their way out of a paper bag. They let the...
Igor, Imperial Booby: They can’t stand it if anybody is laughing at them, they can’t roll with the... LC SecondMouse: Here’s the latest out of PPD (spit), wherein they are caught photoshopping a suspect’s...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: You asked for it, you got it….
Emperor Misha I: If the CDC was anything other than a full employment program for imbeciles and incompetents, it...
angrywebmaster: Is it time to build a wall around Kalifornistan and quarantine the state? Emperor Misha I: Seems to me that what drives nations to sell of their distant land holdings has always been driven... Emperor Misha I: If it were a hotel project, I’d have to start wondering if the 25th Amendment shitlib morons... Terrapod: Seems to me that what drives nations to sell of their distant land holdings has always been driven by a... angrywebmaster: I don’t recall. Was this a government to government sale that was proposed, or was Trump... Terrapod: Cause of death: IAS Involuntary Assisted Suicide. Terrapod: Probably the only natural death in any event relating to the Clintoons. https://www.politico.com/st... angrywebmaster: I saw a report that the autopsy indicates that Epstein’s neck was broken. Isn’t that...
Fa Cube Itches: We can’t let the Left get away with this. Hi, we’re the American public. Have we met? No...
LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Warranty Expert: LucysMommy had a similar issue a few months ago. She posted a meme on... lc purple raider: Lefticles. Can’t reason with them, can’t legally hunt them… Terrapod: Bwahahahah! Facial recognition software mistook 1 in 5 California lawmakers for criminals, says ACLU... lc purple raider: The photos and videos found in Epstein’s apartment are still in play. It will be very... Emperor Misha I: It will make the lamentations after the battle of the Teutoburger Wald look like a minor expression... angrywebmaster: I pine for the old days when we could upload an image. I made up this meme a few hours ago. đ Emperor Misha I: drug and alcohol fueled hallucinations My favorite kind đ angrywebmaster: Oh the conspiracy theories have started in earnest. The left is, of course, accusing President...
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: There’s dreams and then there’s drug and alcohol fueled hallucinations.Could somebody, somewhere, somebody who can, in fact, do so, please utterly devastate, destroy and lay in ruins whatever cabal of illiterate fuckwads came up with the commenting system called “Disqus” that is currently spreading like the Black Fucking Plague across the Internets, causing browsers to lock up for minutes on end while trying to
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… then you’re too dumb to merit the oxygen you’re wasting every day. What Happens when Lois Lerner Returns to Testify Next Week? His Imperial Majesty is going to go out on a limb here, a limb that has proven remarkably solid since “bulldog” Issa first started doing everything he could to pretend to be
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And Mike Rowe got to do it. Again. Tell us: If somebody, some huge corporation, say, were to promise to purchase $250,000,000,000, that’s $250 BILLION, worth of goods manufactured in America, would you call that a remarkable investment in our moribund ObamaConomy, a substantial shot in the arm to an economy that Ear Leader and
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Sensing that our Imperial Majesty is growing a tad irritated with the Imperial Correspondents over indulging in their new found freedom from “Job Lock” let me introduce you to the newest member of Obongo the Kenyon Klingon Fuckers⢠Sicherheitsdienst des ReichsfĂźhrers-SS: Sandra Korn of Harvard University Yes. I
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Not much to thrill you three remaining, steadfast, loyal readers with today, so er… This is where we traditionally proceed to hammer out umpteen gazillion words anyway, but we really are drawing blanks. Except a timely reminder of just exactly how much attention anybody should pay to anything coming out of the mouth of a
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Somebody writing for something called The Nation which is allegedly something that people read is getting all pearl-clutchy because the right wing hatey haters of the cisgender heteronormative patriarchal oppressive hegemony or whatever the fuck they call the 99.9999% of males who like their vice NOT versa these days and who feel quite oppressively comfortable
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Dear beautiful America, please, stop moving Forward I now live in Northern California, in the heart of the Bay Area, thousands of miles away from my homeland. And yet the poison of Soviet propaganda seeps through college dorms just as it did in Soviet classrooms. Stop a random youth on the street and you’ll find
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But don’t anybody dare say “death panel”, because that’s just so, so, EXTREMIST AND VISIGOTHY, you hating haters. This Wednesday, my little sister, Julie, will be buried. She died because she delayed seeking health care for what turned out to be a catastrophic condition after her private health insurance policy was cancelled because of Obamacare.
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A quote from an interesting article that you should read in full (h/t Ace): Ponder the graph above. Sixty-nine per cent of Labour supporters would want a top rate tax of 50 per cent even if it brought in no money. The TL;DR summary, which is really what you get in the above quote, is
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For lack of a more descriptive word for whatever it is that’s sloshing around underneath those pointed domes on top of their shoulders. Leftists describe the horrible raycisssssm of the Tea Party. As best they can. Spoiler: They can’t, really. Anymore than they can wipe themselves without Unca ‘Bama helping them. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pyuyd_tg0k[/youtube] They all, without
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Few things make His Majesty smile as happily as news that union thugs have failed to intimidate and bully workers into joining their criminal racket. After three days of voting by hourly wage workers at the Volkswagen final assembly plants in Chattanooga, Tennessee, employees at the plant elected on Friday not to join the union.
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…In which His Imperial Majesty attempts to bore you all to tears with his irreverent commentary about monumental historic events. Such as Feb 14, 270 AD, when Claudius the Cruel (we’d kill for that nickname!) had a preacher beaten to death and beheaded, because he wanted to be absolutely sure, apparently, for running around marrying
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I know that most of us here remember the brave, and often tragic, stories of people fleeing the Iron Curtain, like the four East Germans below. Scenes like this reminded those of us who fought the Cold War exactly why we were in uniform. [youtube]http://youtu.be/K7CWajaOx4E[/youtube] At the end the woman yells “We’ve done it.” At
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Warning, biting satire and sarcasm ahead: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixhsuB6xMR8#t=20[/youtube] Jim Treacher, from whom we stole this, says: When I attended my first Tea Party in Indianapolis back in April 2009, two of the most effective speakers were an Irish couple who had moved to the U.S. to escape usurious taxation, and who were aghast that the same
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All of these have to be rhetorical flourishes. They have to be, or the one uttering them is completely and utterly clueless (h/t Ace). President Barack Obama maintains thereâs ânot even a smidgen of corruptionâ in the Internal Revenue Serviceâs targeting of tea party and conservative groups, that it was just the result of âbone-headed
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