LCBren: :em06: If they can do that to our Imperial Torturer…NO THANKS. :em04:
BC, Imperial Torturer: There’s no lack of pics and videos if you have an urge to investigate. Trillions, nay,...
LC Mike in Chi: LCBren says: Enlighten me? No. But, I’ll warn ya’. Poofers, trannies and queens is some... LCBren: Castro Street. Enlighten me?
Sentry: A few years back, The Wife attended a conference in San Francisco. She asked me if I had any tips. I says...
DJ Allyn, MPSE: LCBren @ #42: You are kind of a dense one, aren’t you? Instead of just responding with a... LCBren: Psst…you know those memos you are busy fapping to? Former FBI Director James Comey leaked memos... DJ Allyn, MPSE: Oh, and remember that “liar” and “leaker” James Comey? It appears that the... LCBren: But then, you wouldn’t know all of this in your hermetically sealed political mind… Pot. Kettle. Over. DJ Allyn, MPSE: LCBren says: isnt that what they said in 2016? You do realize that Trump only won by about 78,000...
Fa Cube Itches: Actually “Still the largest landholder in North America” would have been the better... Fa Cube Itches: Kriegsbringer @ #: Piers walked into that one with his eyes closed and his mouth open. He enters...
Kriegsbringer: Hory clap! Piers walked into that one with his eyes closed and his mouth open. :em05:
LC Xystus: Ha! Ha! Ganz komisch! LCBren: :em05: :em05: :em05: One tonne of burn cream for Mr Morgan,….STAT,. LC Xystus: In other news: The Ant-Idiotarian Rottweiler appears to have died last week. Details on Page B27.
Radical Redneck: Did you see what this primate spewed? What is it with the un-American name Trayvon that... LCBren: :em08: I mean, unless, you know, there is an off chance that the media, government, and elites are all lying... Fa Cube Itches: Four dead in Benghazi, seventeen dead in Broward County . . . are you people kidding me? Those are... Fa Cube Itches: VonZorch Imperial Researcher @ #:14 Nah, this stuff is easy in the modern US – I mean, unless,... Kriegsbringer: Nah! I doubt this effeminate little Nancy-boy even has any ‘meat’. :em04: LCBren: …aaand little ratface is no longer in the news. :em05:
readerjp: Two Off Duty SWAT Officers Suspended For Rushing In To Save Parkland Students Two Miramar Police... readerjp: And served 2 years in the army.
Bitter Clinger: I notice that Wonder Woman wasnt represented at the Oscars. Oh yeah Gal Gadot is Israeli. That, and...Could somebody, somewhere, somebody who can, in fact, do so, please utterly devastate, destroy and lay in ruins whatever cabal of illiterate fuckwads came up with the commenting system called “Disqus” that is currently spreading like the Black Fucking Plague across the Internets, causing browsers to lock up for minutes on end while trying to
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… then you’re too dumb to merit the oxygen you’re wasting every day. What Happens when Lois Lerner Returns to Testify Next Week? His Imperial Majesty is going to go out on a limb here, a limb that has proven remarkably solid since “bulldog” Issa first started doing everything he could to pretend to be
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And Mike Rowe got to do it. Again. Tell us: If somebody, some huge corporation, say, were to promise to purchase $250,000,000,000, that’s $250 BILLION, worth of goods manufactured in America, would you call that a remarkable investment in our moribund ObamaConomy, a substantial shot in the arm to an economy that Ear Leader and
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Categories: Idiotarians, Socialist Shits | Tags: | 12 Comments »
Sensing that our Imperial Majesty is growing a tad irritated with the Imperial Correspondents over indulging in their new found freedom from “Job Lock” let me introduce you to the newest member of Obongo the Kenyon Klingon Fuckers™ Sicherheitsdienst des Reichsführers-SS: Sandra Korn of Harvard University Yes. I
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Not much to thrill you three remaining, steadfast, loyal readers with today, so er… This is where we traditionally proceed to hammer out umpteen gazillion words anyway, but we really are drawing blanks. Except a timely reminder of just exactly how much attention anybody should pay to anything coming out of the mouth of a
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Somebody writing for something called The Nation which is allegedly something that people read is getting all pearl-clutchy because the right wing hatey haters of the cisgender heteronormative patriarchal oppressive hegemony or whatever the fuck they call the 99.9999% of males who like their vice NOT versa these days and who feel quite oppressively comfortable
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Dear beautiful America, please, stop moving Forward I now live in Northern California, in the heart of the Bay Area, thousands of miles away from my homeland. And yet the poison of Soviet propaganda seeps through college dorms just as it did in Soviet classrooms. Stop a random youth on the street and you’ll find
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But don’t anybody dare say “death panel”, because that’s just so, so, EXTREMIST AND VISIGOTHY, you hating haters. This Wednesday, my little sister, Julie, will be buried. She died because she delayed seeking health care for what turned out to be a catastrophic condition after her private health insurance policy was cancelled because of Obamacare.
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A quote from an interesting article that you should read in full (h/t Ace): Ponder the graph above. Sixty-nine per cent of Labour supporters would want a top rate tax of 50 per cent even if it brought in no money. The TL;DR summary, which is really what you get in the above quote, is
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For lack of a more descriptive word for whatever it is that’s sloshing around underneath those pointed domes on top of their shoulders. Leftists describe the horrible raycisssssm of the Tea Party. As best they can. Spoiler: They can’t, really. Anymore than they can wipe themselves without Unca ‘Bama helping them. They all, without a
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Few things make His Majesty smile as happily as news that union thugs have failed to intimidate and bully workers into joining their criminal racket. After three days of voting by hourly wage workers at the Volkswagen final assembly plants in Chattanooga, Tennessee, employees at the plant elected on Friday not to join the union.
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…In which His Imperial Majesty attempts to bore you all to tears with his irreverent commentary about monumental historic events. Such as Feb 14, 270 AD, when Claudius the Cruel (we’d kill for that nickname!) had a preacher beaten to death and beheaded, because he wanted to be absolutely sure, apparently, for running around marrying
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I know that most of us here remember the brave, and often tragic, stories of people fleeing the Iron Curtain, like the four East Germans below. Scenes like this reminded those of us who fought the Cold War exactly why we were in uniform. At the end the woman yells “We’ve done it.” At the
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Warning, biting satire and sarcasm ahead: Jim Treacher, from whom we stole this, says: When I attended my first Tea Party in Indianapolis back in April 2009, two of the most effective speakers were an Irish couple who had moved to the U.S. to escape usurious taxation, and who were aghast that the same thing
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All of these have to be rhetorical flourishes. They have to be, or the one uttering them is completely and utterly clueless (h/t Ace). President Barack Obama maintains there’s “not even a smidgen of corruption” in the Internal Revenue Service’s targeting of tea party and conservative groups, that it was just the result of “bone-headed
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