Suffer the little children
Source Lunches seized from kids in debt at Salt Lake City elementary By lisa schencker Up to 40 kids at Uintah Elementary in Salt Lake City picked up their lunches…
The State of the Union…
is abhorrent. But we all knew that already. I didn't watch the statist cock sucker's Orwellian diarrhealooza. His condescension and arrogant narcissism is to much for me to stomach anymore.…
Deej Started It
Well, sort of. My contribution to the weekend frivolity. A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks…
A Blogiversary
Rusty over at My Pet Jawa, or The Jawa Report, or whatever he's calling it this week, is celebrating 10 years of blogging excellence and fatwa's today. Head on over…
I’m Speechless
I'm just gonna leave this rancid display of Stoooooopidity (capital S multiple ooooo) here for y'all to play with. I really don't now what's worse, this former community organizer's incoherent…
On the Occasion of His Imperial Majesty’s Birthday
And no, you don't get to know how many times we've celebrated our 21st by now. Suffice it to say that when we were in the service, "Centurion" wasn't the…
Speaking of Congrats…
A little birdie (OK, a huge fucking albatross, same thing only different) reminded me that it is a certain Vile Imperator's birthday. I would advise against asking how old he…
Congrats all Around!
We interrupt the regularly scheduled outbursts of cynical sarcasm to bring you the news that our sestrichka Nicki now has herself her very own Marine, her daughter Sarah! And to…
Fat Old Bald RINO Most Certainly Gone Insane
Imagine what His Imperial Majesty thought when he read this baffling bullshit, fresh from the flapping jaws of RINOcrat Karl Rove. “I don’t think the tea party is going to…
Great White Whale Harpooned. RINOs, Hot Air Hardest Hit
There might be a tautology or a pleonasm hiding in that headline. Sorry about the frequent absences, His Majesty has been a bit under the weather. That and bad news,…
Jugears Ogabe Nominates Mumia to Head DoJ Civil Rights Division
Not quite. It's "only" the asshat race-baiting fuckwit who got his death sentence overturned. Ear Leader might as well have gone all the way. Now watch as the GOP and…
The Salt of Your Bitter, Disappointed Tears… It Nourishes Me…
We know we're probably going straight to hell for this, but we just can't help it. It just brings tears of laughter to our eyes when the progressive retards who…
News From Post-Racial Obamerikkka
Oh, and we're sure that it has nothing to do with NYC electing a bona fide communist, weak-on-crime mayor either because RACISTS! Don't follow this link to a story about…
Klimate Klownshoes Kicked In Krotchskys (Or “How Many Crows Can They Fit Into That Pie?”)
Just when we thought that the Circle-Jerk du Soleil: Klimate Klusterfuck show was over, Mother Gaia pulls on her Size 15 Mexican Roach Stompers and delivers yet another swift kick…
The Continuing Adventures of the Clitanic
It's already covered in the post below by our very own Imperial Torturer (if you lazy buggers bothered to follow the link, that is), but we thought it worth mentioning…