Articles from December 2013



And Now For Some SchadenPr0n…

Sorry, we served up the last penis jokes for lunch yesterday, but at least this story, brought to our attention by LC Just Another Random Nut, GLOR, has quite a few dickheads in it, so we’re just going to throw it out there. No, it’s not about 404Care for once. We can only point fingers

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Gun Pr0n

Well, sort of. So what’s the most embarrassing gun you’ve ever shot, or the most embarrassing thing you ever did or saw on the range? Like say, using Israeli surplus green tip penetrator ammo on a poor, defenseless Dallas indoor range. Not pointing any fingers or anything, but those of us who were there know

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Adeste Fidelis

“For unto you a Savior is born!” Merry Christmas to all of my beloved Rotties, my dear friends who have been such an incredible family to me for the past ten years. I pray that the blessings of Christ the Redeemer, God made man, who humbled Himself to become all that we are so that

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Stupid is as Stupid does

I can honestly say that I’ve said some really stupid and hurtful shit in my time (mostly under the influence of various beverages) and paid the price.  The difference was it didn’t travel around the globe at warp speed.  Meet the newest member of the Forrest Gump alumni association: Ms Sacco is formerly a PR

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Whack!

What was that sound? Me. Whacking a hornet nest. So now that I’ve gone and done that…..At one point in the recent post that went some 190+ replies and featured an all out virtual version of a PayPerView  WWE cage match I made the following comment: I must be slipping behind the times, as I

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Holiday Open Peni… Oh Shite, We Mean Thread. THREAD, Dammit!

Because it is the season for a reason or, wait… Nevermind… It’s beginning to look a lot like peeeen… STOP IT! OK, Imma go sit down for a bit. *Hic!* UPDATE: In keeping with the season, er theme, er… Fuggedaboutit. We stole this from Cracked. So what?, you say. Watch it again. Only this time

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The new and improved ObamaCare – Now even more addictive!!

You just can’t make this stuff up… One has to wonder – is this damn law so unpopular that even drug dealers are making mock of it now? Bags of Heroin labeled “Obama Care” Random Thoughts on “Obama Care”: Damn, can’t a body even get high anymore without King Bammy sticking his nose in? Obama

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McShitStains Will Be McShitStains

We’re not going to argue for a nanosecond about McShitStain being a lying, backstabbing, worthless Manchurian traitor by voting to take away the benefits of disabled vets, which he did. What we, like our friend Bill Quick, DON’T get is why anybody is acting so surprised and outraged about it. McShitStain is a narcissistic, treasonous,

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All We Want For Christmas Is…

Well, we already got it. The amounts of sheer hilarity coming out of ObamaMetroSexualPajammieBoy’s campaign to make young people buy stuff they can’t afford, and can’t afford even less than they could before now that the Ear Leader they voted for jacked premiums up three times, and don’t NEED, just keeps growing. Via LC Rurik:

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Check’s in the mail

Or so our beloved Congress Critters would have the Veterans and Active duty, Reserve and Guard believe. This is almost one of those “Careful what you wish for – you just might get it” moments After nearly 6 years of not passing one – we have a budget but it’s a Socialist’s wet dream. Here’s

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No. Just. No. (UPDATED)

Somebody please ask us if the Jugears Administration is really this stupid: We mean… Are they TRYING to make themselves look like complete idiots? An allegedly adult male. In a ONESIE??? His Imperial Majesty’s testosterone level dropped by three orders of magnitude just looking at that picture, so Merry Christmas, Your Highness, no nookie until

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Prayer

As most of you have noticed I haven’t been real active around here much lately. There is a valid reason for that, several actually, but the one that is relevant here has to do with my work. My captain caught the flu back in early November. By November 13th it was bad enough that he

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But No Bias At ALL, You Wingnut

First off, the rumors of our demise are greatly exaggerated. It’s just that it’s the season to be unable to do anything other than pretending to have fun and, of course, catching up with what corporate procrastinated about all year long until they realized that years don’t bend to the will of overpaid, underworked CEOs

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Palate Cleanser Open Thread

Because we just needed something that was just, well, beautiful for a change, and The Imperial Library Czar was kind enough to provide us with such. Just… Awesome:

Ah. NuSpeak. The Glory of NuSpeak

Anybody who didn’t see this coming ages ago when the whole PC craze and “hostile work environment” (meaning potentially anything at all from incoming mortar fire to ‘oppressive odors’) needs to go right back to the very back of the class, put on their dunce caps and write 60,000 times “they TOLD me so, but

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