Articles from November 2013



A Most Righteous Rant

One of our fine LCs — HempRopeAndStreetlight drops a righteous rant on our heads in my previous post that is waaaaay too awesome not to give it a post all it’s own. Take it away my friend. What in the hell is stopping you? light it up and see how far you get and how

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The Hill We All Must Choose

I’m sitting here on the back porch this morning after few busy but awesome days of Thanksgiving. I have a nice warm fire going in our pit that’s taking the slight chill off the morning air and 25 feet away there are 8 does, a buck and two fawns munching away at the corn we

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Let Us Give Thanks…

On this Thanksgiving Day of 2013, it is important that we gather our families around us and give thanks for the simple things that motivate our lives: our families and friends; our faith and the daily rewards of our own hard work.  We celebrate life on this day with great food and drink, and the

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Yeah, and the Protection of a Nutless GOP Band of Buggerers

John Podhoretz makes a lot of good points about how the Lying King Obama Misadministration got so brazen about lying and breaking the law, most of them having to do with the Democrat Socialist Party’s National Socialist Party Loyalty Uber Alles, which is true, and the so-called “press” being so far into Obama’s pants that

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Well… We’d Have Been Surprised If The Bastard HADN’T Done This

So we just learned that the Lying Moslem King Obama offered his pisslamist friends in Tehran another Munich deal. Do go ahead and read it if you like, but the Cliff’s Notes version is that we throw money at the Mad Mullahs who have sworn, over and over again, to nuke our Israeli allies, we

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We See What You Did There…

And so did everybody else capable of reading a 1st grade textbook without moving his lips. Step 1: In a pathetic attempt at avoiding election consequences for the most colossal clusterfuck in the history of the United States and to try to pass blame for it on the insurance industry, illegally offer a “delay” of

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Looks like the Congress Staff Whores for the Socialist Democrats aren’t enjoying their new, improved ObamaCare plans either: Veteran House Democratic aides are sick over the insurance prices they’ll pay under Obamacare, and they’re scrambling to find a cure. Easy: Suck start a Mossberg. If you don’t know how, His Imperial Majesty will be happy

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Principle, Schminciple

Here’s the Nevada Pederast, Harry “Candy Van” Screed (we’ve heard that from somebody that we absolutely won’t tell you who is, except to tell you that it’s up to Harry to prove him or her wrong) explaining to us how doing away with the filibuster in judicial nominations is just about the single most low,

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Meanwhile, in the Führerbunker

As the cheap communist concrete is chipping and raining down over his head, Ear Leader reaches out to his Useless Idiots for moral support: A downbeat President Barack Obama Führer repeatedly asked his worried supporters Monday night to help resurrect his spirits, following weeks of political disasters and personal humiliations caused by the cascading collapse

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Leftist Mythology, Part the Umpteenth (UPDATED)

So, 50 years ago today, a communist loser who’d lived in the USSR for a while until it didn’t work for him, then been rejected for residence in Cuba for whatever reason, shoots a U.S. President presumably, if he had any motives at all other than being bug shit crazy, because he didn’t approve of

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Ah, James O’Keefe, that Glorious Bastard!

He just keeps on impressing us, waging his one-man guerrilla war armed with a camera and a microphone, exposing the corruption of the Obama misadministration for all the world to see. Here’s another of his undercover clips catching a Director for one of the misadministration-funded organizations tasked with herding the voting sheep into the pens

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Schadenfreude, Thou Wilt Be the Bane of Me…

Seriously, at this point we’re beginning to think they’re doing it on purpose to make us die laughing. Which, granted, is a damn sight more pleasant than the death we’d otherwise face as the death panels put us on nil per os to starve us to death. So we heard that the Sebelius Road Show

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Obongo could not be reached for comment on 13th Par 5 hole

Ok, a question.  Is America starting to stir out of their iPad slumber to actually stop our death march to Socialism or are we too far down the “gimme free shit road” to come back? From a Zero Hedge reader: My company, based in California, employs 600. We used to insure about 250 of our

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Sweet Lord, the Tears, I Just Can’t Stop Crying

Because these reviews of sugar free Gummie Bears are so fucking hilarious I am literally wiping tears away as I read them to Bangie Thing, who is also crying from laughing so hard. These are  just two samples, you really have to read all of them. As I type this review, I’m on the toilet,

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ObamaCare Clusterfuck, Day 49

Just cut the crap and repeal it already. No, that’s not us, that’s the, wait for it, Chicago Tribune. Those horrible, bomb-throwing, suicide vest wearing, arsonist hostage taker kidnapper RACISTS from Chicago. Oh wait, that’s no longer the approved Socialist Democrat talking point, is it? One question: Can one die from a popcorn overdose? Thatisall.