LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: Woman stopped for speeding informs the Highway Patrolman she’s late...
LC Wil, S.C.E.: Hell, I did that in 1986. Young black male 1LT in uniform, 62 in a 40, Schofield Barracks,...
VAconservative: Cop: your eyes are red. You been drinking? Driver: Your eyes are glazed. You been eating donuts?
Terrapod: I guess that would have been Brigid visiting OZ, nothing quite like a red head pilot in a car. 😉
redc1c4: LOL… naow i have to go get a pilot’s license.
Opposable Thumbs: As far as I know, BC is not on facecrack, but he did comment here back in April. I will be doing... Terrapod: While we are reminiscing, anyone know what has happened to Azy or BC for that matter? Don’t do... Opposable Thumbs: I am always in the same room. LC Wil, S.C.E.: David, the Russians make more sence than the DNC . . just sayin’ And the last time...
L.C. Mope: Has anyone ever seen DJAllyn and Opposable Thumbs in the same room at the same time? Or, for that matter,... LC Wil, S.C.E.: What’s Coming – https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=x8A9Y1Dq_cQ G*D protect us . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: The Demoscum are going to try to steal another election. The attempt this time will result in the... Terrapod: Will the bard, quite apropos that is.. Got me to thinking about current situation in my town and... LC Wil, S.C.E.: Well, so much for formatting . . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: TOP THREAD, SO IT GOES HERE. Majesty, for your amusement: Blue Line Fever (broken Oath of... Terrapod: Trump has unerring instincts to do the right thing when he does not listen to the swamp critters still in... Terrapod: Bren – If I were a betting man, it would be California, Colorado or Washington. Some green nut...
irish19: Never heard of that.
LCBren: Speaking of law, what dumbfuck US law says ID is needed to buy coffee? Or are some of the states stuck on... irish19: I have to say I am pleasantly surprised that here in Ill-annoy of all places, county sheriffs, county... LCBren: Three instances in recent days of Aust police…and this is not a joke..slapping HOMELESS people with... irish19: Well put, Sire.One of our fine LCs — HempRopeAndStreetlight drops a righteous rant on our heads in my previous post that is waaaaay too awesome not to give it a post all it’s own. Take it away my friend. What in the hell is stopping you? light it up and see how far you get and how
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I’m sitting here on the back porch this morning after few busy but awesome days of Thanksgiving. I have a nice warm fire going in our pit that’s taking the slight chill off the morning air and 25 feet away there are 8 does, a buck and two fawns munching away at the corn we
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On this Thanksgiving Day of 2013, it is important that we gather our families around us and give thanks for the simple things that motivate our lives: our families and friends; our faith and the daily rewards of our own hard work. We celebrate life on this day with great food and drink, and the
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John Podhoretz makes a lot of good points about how the Lying King Obama Misadministration got so brazen about lying and breaking the law, most of them having to do with the Democrat Socialist Party’s National Socialist Party Loyalty Uber Alles, which is true, and the so-called “press” being so far into Obama’s pants that
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So we just learned that the Lying Moslem King Obama offered his pisslamist friends in Tehran another Munich deal. Do go ahead and read it if you like, but the Cliff’s Notes version is that we throw money at the Mad Mullahs who have sworn, over and over again, to nuke our Israeli allies, we
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And so did everybody else capable of reading a 1st grade textbook without moving his lips. Step 1: In a pathetic attempt at avoiding election consequences for the most colossal clusterfuck in the history of the United States and to try to pass blame for it on the insurance industry, illegally offer a “delay” of
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Categories: Liberal Fascism, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, OgabeCare, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 15 Comments »
Looks like the Congress Staff Whores for the Socialist Democrats aren’t enjoying their new, improved ObamaCare plans either: Veteran House Democratic aides are sick over the insurance prices they’ll pay under Obamacare, and they’re scrambling to find a cure. Easy: Suck start a Mossberg. If you don’t know how, His Imperial Majesty will be happy
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Here’s the Nevada Pederast, Harry “Candy Van” Screed (we’ve heard that from somebody that we absolutely won’t tell you who is, except to tell you that it’s up to Harry to prove him or her wrong) explaining to us how doing away with the filibuster in judicial nominations is just about the single most low,
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As the cheap communist concrete is chipping and raining down over his head, Ear Leader reaches out to his Useless Idiots for moral support: A downbeat President Barack Obama Führer repeatedly asked his worried supporters Monday night to help resurrect his spirits, following weeks of political disasters and personal humiliations caused by the cascading collapse
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Categories: Open Thread, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 8 Comments »
So, 50 years ago today, a communist loser who’d lived in the USSR for a while until it didn’t work for him, then been rejected for residence in Cuba for whatever reason, shoots a U.S. President presumably, if he had any motives at all other than being bug shit crazy, because he didn’t approve of
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He just keeps on impressing us, waging his one-man guerrilla war armed with a camera and a microphone, exposing the corruption of the Obama misadministration for all the world to see. Here’s another of his undercover clips catching a Director for one of the misadministration-funded organizations tasked with herding the voting sheep into the pens
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Seriously, at this point we’re beginning to think they’re doing it on purpose to make us die laughing. Which, granted, is a damn sight more pleasant than the death we’d otherwise face as the death panels put us on nil per os to starve us to death. So we heard that the Sebelius Road Show
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Categories: Epic FAIL, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, OgabeCare, Schadenboner, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 6 Comments »
Because these reviews of sugar free Gummie Bears are so fucking hilarious I am literally wiping tears away as I read them to Bangie Thing, who is also crying from laughing so hard. These are just two samples, you really have to read all of them. As I type this review, I’m on the toilet,
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Just cut the crap and repeal it already. No, that’s not us, that’s the, wait for it, Chicago Tribune. Those horrible, bomb-throwing, suicide vest wearing, arsonist hostage taker kidnapper RACISTS from Chicago. Oh wait, that’s no longer the approved Socialist Democrat talking point, is it? One question: Can one die from a popcorn overdose? Thatisall.
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Looks like it’s not only the Lying King who’s having a spot of trouble with the best laid plans of lice and con men. His (and McShitstain’s) allies in Syria are too: In a public appearance filmed and posted online, members of Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham, one brandishing a knife, held up a
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