Articles from September 2013



Target Practice!

As suggested by LC & IB Angrywebmaster, we took at look at some Limey fucktard screaming for somebody else to go fight a war for him. Because you may rest assured that a leftist fascist would never ever put his or her money where his or her mouth was. We can’t really do a word-by-word

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Beneath Contempt. Beneath Human, Even

We’re sorry for the lack of free ice cream lately, but we’ve been fuming and trying to think happy thoughts ever since we read this. (Don’t click until all throwable objects are outside of reach). Relatives of the American heroes massacred in Benghazi while Hillary ’16! and Obumblefuck dithered and refused to help them showed

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University of Kansas Professor Beclowns himself

It’s down right plain old scary some-days to think what we, as rational adults with kids, are paying for when we send our tykes off for some higher edu-me-cation. You’d think that sending your kid off to a school in the Midwestern state of Kansas, would perhaps even help to shield Jr. or your darling

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Hey @GregFlynn come over here and try that shit fucking coward

Because trying to beat up vicious Rottweilers tends to get your nuts ripped off.  Especially after you try to beat women via Stacy McCain: Who’s a ‘Bully,’ @GregFlynn? Democrat Operative Targets North Carolina Mom: North Carolina Democrats have apparently adopted the radical motto “By Any Means Necessary” in their war to destroy conservative opposition, as

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How About Common Sense Nut Control?

Chairman Ann, now that she’s gotten over her insane infatuation with Chris Krispy Kreme Christie, is back to making sense. In the wake of yet another Obama-voting insane nutjob hearing voices through the fillings in his teeth committing a massacre, she asks the pertinent question: Tellingly, throughout the last three decades, the overall homicide rate

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Starbucks to 80 million Americans – we don’t want you.

Can’t say as I ever really cared much for Starbucks swill – in a pinch – groggy after a extended shift and desperate for caffeine maybe, but – Caribou is my coffee of choice. Well, now…I guess I will just choke down a Red Bull or can of Coke or something if I need a

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Life Under the Unaffordable No Care Act

The Soviet Union is beginning to sound downright pleasant about now. Never mind intrusive, irrelevant questions from your doctor about how many firearms you own and whether you smoke or not (there’s a provision in the Unaffordable No Care Act giving local authorities the right to invade your home and take your kids away if

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Surprise: Weepy Boner Is Running Scared!

Preliminary reports suggest that Ogabe’s BFF, Orange Crush Weepy Boner, might, might actually have realized that members of his caucus aren’t exactly overjoyed at the prospect of committing seppuku to advance his preferred plan of surrendering every chance he gets to the Liberal Fascists. House GOP leaders are looking to reverse course and agree to

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Gun Control, Gun Control, Gun Control! (Updated with a couple of corrections)

All together now: Who saw this coming? The liberal fascists, such as the loathsome ghoul Dianne Feinschwein, doing donuts in the still congealing blood of murder victims in order to advance their desperate agenda of disarming law-abiding citizens, lest they get any ideas along the way of maybe NOT being helpless subjects of their liberal

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Another gun free zone – another 12 dead

12 Dead at the Washington Navy Yard – situation is still developing but 12 dead and they are looking for the shooters…. Gee don’t you just love those ‘gun free’ zones?   From the article: D.C. Mayor Vincent Gray said investigators had not identified a motive for the shooting. There was no indication that the incident was an act

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Duct tape in short supply after PA Biker Rally

*** Folks, After some more review,  It appears the below linked blog article is satire, sorry if I caused confusion – it’s still a funny read tho…***   I must admit, I am having a bit of difficulty writing this. It’s hard to type on these new laptops with the back lit keyboards – the

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Requiescat in pace

It is my sad duty to report that we have lost yet another Rottie. LC Draco was called home last night around 1900 in Houston. In June he received his PhD and retired from the Army after 28 years of service. About four weeks later he suffered a cerebral aneurism and slipped into a coma

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Or Maybe You’re Just a Self-Obsessed, Inconsiderate, Preening Cunt

Ace, in a series of mocking idiots well-deserving of the mocking, brings up some British twunt who has decided that she’s just too damn smart to ever find true love. You should go read his take on it, we only have a few things to add. Three months ago I went to Italy with my

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8-Year-Old Molested to Death, Religion of Peace Fine With That.

Because, RELIGION OF PEACE! (h/t our sestrichka). Al Nahar, Lebanon, has reported that an eight year old child bride died in Yemen on her wedding night after suffering internal injuries due to sexual trauma. Human rights organizations are calling for the arrest of her husband who was five times her age. But don’t you dare

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Ogabe/McStain/Grahamnesty Allies Chopping off Another Head

Because democracy! Because of the danger in reporting inside Syria, it was not possible to confirm the identity or political affiliation of the victim. Nor are we certain about the motivation of his killers. Al Qaeda, typical pisslamic ritual beheading, howling and ululating… Nope, it’s a mystery. We’ll never know what could have motivated this

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