Articles from August 2013



Well That’s a Relief!

After much worrying that our awesome State Department might have done something wrong causing the rape and murder of a U.S. ambassador along with three other Americans in Benghazi while Barack the Bastard slept soundly, preparing for a fundraiser with Beyonce, we finally, finally achieve closure now that known traitor to the United States, John

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Inside the Exceedingly Silly Minds of ProgNazis

Apparently some ProgNazi liberal twatmuffin sat down and composed a masturbatory fantasy about the inevitable Christofascist Tyranny, had McStain/Palin won in ’08. Dammit, we didn’t think it possible for anyone to come up with anything more inanely dumb than, say, “Snakes on a Plane” or “Sharknado.” But by Jove, somebody just gone done it. Go

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Even the smallest are never forgotten

I’ll just post the story. Link Pilots turn back for cancer patient WHEN 11-year-old cancer patient Inbar Chomsky was removed from an El Al flight because she couldn’t find her passport, she was devastated and thought that was the end of her journey. Turns out, it was just the beginning.Chomsky was among 30 Israeli children

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The Stoopid™ is strong with you

If you thought the ProgNazis couldn’t get any more lower on the intelligence scale without digging, well we have this: Seattle Mayor Mike McGinn is partnering with Washington CeaseFire to launch a new program designed to help local businesses become “Gun Free Zones.” A Monday press conference to make the announcement is planned. Hospitals in

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“But We Should ABSOLUTELY Defund Those Evil Egyptian Military ‘Slaughterers of Innocents’!”

Thanks to the Puppy Blender, we bring you a couple of heartwarming stories about the poor oppressed, brutally murdered by evil Egyptian Military Types, mostly secular protesters of the Muslim Brotherhood. You know, the ones that an increasing number of Republican fucknozzles (and also John McShitstain and Lindsay Grahamnesty) want to protect from the ‘horrifying

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Dog Bites Man: Guns Not Dangerous After All

(Via Bill Quick) Once upon a time a crazy motherfucker invaded a school and shot up a bunch of little kids and their teachers. Barely taking the time to say “that’s, you know, bad”, Barack the Bastard and his illegitimate regime did joyously dance in the blood of the still warm, tiny corpses of the

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Another “Phony Scandal” Update

Which we’re really not going to go into detail on, as our fellow O.G.’er, Jeff Goldstein, has already done so very well indeed. Short version: the NSA has, indeed, been violating privacy rules right left and center, contrary to what Barack the Bastard and his enablers have been stating all along. We know. Shocking, right?

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First as Tragedy, then as Farce

From Athens, to Rome, to Jerusalem, to Vienna, to Paris, to Sarajevo, to Munich, to Washington.  We’ve been down this road many times: Why the law does not matter to Obama Obama can do this not because the Constitution or law authorize it. Most definitely they actually prohibit it. He is getting away with it

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“Conservative” NRO Joins in Demands to Help Islamic Extremists

(Via Bill Quick). The Egyptian military’s slaughter of hundreds of protesters Islamic fundamentalist savages on Wednesday leaves the United States with a single clear, albeit difficult, course of action: Condition future aid to Egypt on a series of immediate reforms, and stop providing it if these conditions aren’t satisfied. Absolutely! Those evil military types’ wanton

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Newtown Residents Give Der Fubar the Finger

File this under “AH-HA-HA-HA-HA *(snort)* HA-HA-HA”. It would appear that the peaceful residents of my old hometown are not lining up dutifully behind the boy king and his totalitarian plans to use their tragedy to disarm the public before enough of them wise up and begin putting little round holes in various and sundry manifestations

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Meanwhile, in Mejico

…Herr Reichsgerichtsrat Holder and our Beloved Führer, Barack the Bastard’s act of war continues to bear wholly expected fruit as more and more of the guns they sold to Mexican drug lords show up at more and more crime scenes. Three more weapons from Fast and Furious have turned up at crime scenes in Mexico,

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“Off to the Camps, You Clowns!”

We’re just about ready to give up on satire and parody, because it’s quite frankly becoming impossible to outdo reality (thanks for the tip, sestrichka): …the state commission went further Monday, saying it will require that before the Missouri Rodeo Cowboy Association can take part in any future state fair, “they must provide evidence to

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Good Thoughts and Prayers Needed

First, we have a request for LC Draco who, LC Aggie Sith informs us, is undergoing surgery for an aneurysm. Having some training in the medical arts myself, I can only say that he’s lucky to have made it to the “undergoing surgery” part, but that doesn’t mean that he’s out of the woods. Prayers

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Killing the Golden Goose and Forcing Your Citizens into Exile

From the Imperial Sestrichka, Nicki: I never thought in a million years of leaving the country my parents fought so hard to enter – or the citizenship they worked so hard to attain. I have always been proud of my American citizenship. I joined the military, because I love this country. I serve, protect and

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Just when you think that Moochelle cant get any lower….

Michelle Obama to release rap album Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Miley Cyrus aren’t the only stars readying albums for the new season; First Lady Michelle Obama is as well. Today it was announced that Ms Obama’s Let’s Move! campaign will release an album titled Songs for a Healthier America next month. The 19-song compilation

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