Articles from June 2013



Do not try this at home…..

…these people are Russian drivers. And with that I declare an open thread. The Imperial Booze cabinet is open, canapes are on the right, and if anyone can work out the new combination to the Emperors private liquor stock, be my guest. I have been reliably informed by certain sources he is busy elsewhere. Mwehehehe…..

Happy Father’s Day!

In which we get to congratulate ourself as well as any and all other fathers who might be reading this. You know, there are times when we, watching the foul mess that a once free nation is turning into and knowing, without a reasonable doubt, where it all will and, indeed, must end, wonder if

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She’s gone full retard

More and more often these days it seems, I encounter articles like this that just ramps my blood pressure and makes me want to slap the shit out of somebody. Generally the person who is displaying stupidity at unheard of levels and actually trying to justify it. I’ve got to give a shoutout to Jaybear

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And a Prayer Request For One of Our Oldest Sisters of the Rott, Beth

Also known among the Old Guard as our very old friend Delftsman’s significant other. A wonderful woman who was just admitted with mini-clots and abscesses in her brain. To call finding that sort of thing on your CT scary would be an understatement so gross that even I won’t use it. So if you have

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Christmas in June? (UPDATE and Bumped, New Posts Below)

OK, this is going to be the strangest and most likely least convincing sales pitch I’ve ever delivered for a collection because, well, you’ll see… One of our esteemed LCs came up with something that would make for a great surprise for another one of our very esteemed LCs and I’m all in, so that’s

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A gut check

This is going to be a rather long essay. Forgive my long winded musing here, but there probably isn’t any other way to convey the thoughts I have on the subject of Snowden and his actions. I’ve been musing this Snowden and NSA situation over for several days. It’s by no means a subject that

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Where has all the gun pr0n gone?

Attention in the Empire! May I present newly acquired COMBAT TUPPERWARE? Picked up this complete polymer AR lower today from a local source for $149 plus tax. You can pick one up directly from the manufacturer, New Frontier, for $169 plus shipping to your FFL dealer. That’s not much more than the price of a

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Fuck You, Rubio, You Goddamned Traitor Backstabbing Son of a Syphilitic Whore

Yeah, that’s what he is. He’s dead to us. Dead. RINO Traitor Gang of Four, Rubio, McCain, Graham, Flake, vote to kill amendment to Scamnesty bill insisting that border security be in place BEFORE legalization. Fuck you, Marco Fuckhead Lying Piece of Shit Rubio. If the RINO party of stupid makes the mistake of making

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The Infinite Wisdom of Our Government Betters

Because we can trust them, they’re so much betterer than us, and how dare we question those intellectual giants who obviously have access to information that us mere rubes would not even begin to comprehend? Shut up! Mary Landrieu, (D-Retard), states that South Dakota borders on Canada. Apparently North Dakota just up and disappeared, or

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Rot Their Brains Early, and You’ll Own Them for Life

And, as always, nobody understands that better than the liberal fascists of KKKalifornikate. HAYWARD — An elementary school will hold a toy gun exchange Saturday, offering students a book and a chance to win a bicycle if they turn in their play weapons. Strobridge Elementary Principal Charles Hill maintains that children who play with toy

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On this day in history…

Saw this little tidbit over at the Gateway Pundit: On This Day in 1964, Democrats Filibustered the Civil Rights Act June 10, 1964, was a dramatic day in the United States Senate. For the first time in its history, cloture was invoked on a civil rights bill, ending a record-breaking filibuster by Democrats that had

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It Takes a Village to Rape a Child!

At least if you want to make sure that the job’s done thoroughly. Not content with being responsible for the brutal rape and murder of a U.S. Ambassador and then lying for months about it, Hillary! also had her Dept. of Misstate cover up for another ambassador who, among other things, liked to fuck children.

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Best of Luck, Kid

So now we have a name for the anonymous whistle blower who added warrantless, unconstitutional, illegal, treasonous surveillance of everything that every single citizen does when they’re using any sort of telecommunications device to the long list of treasonous, impeachable, hanging offenses committed by Der Fubar and his Junta. Edward Snowden. Now, obviously, this is

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Way To Go Northern Colorado !!!

Now isn’t this interesting and I will go out on a limb and say that it won’t be the last time we see this occur in a state who’s residents are fed up with the progressive agenda that’s rammed up their asses by one or two population centers. Sane Colorado Wants to Secede from Crazy

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The Good, The Bad And The Bureaucrats

Grab a beverage, this one is a bit on the long side, but hopefully a bit entertaining at the silliness of our out of control government. As many of our readers are aware of, we’re on the back side of dry spell here in Austin. Dry as in the balance of the bank account and

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