June 30th, 1863

During July of 1863 General Robert E. Lee and his 75,000 man Army of Northern Virginia were deep in Pennsylvania conducting the Confederacy’s second invasion of the Union. Like the previous year’s invasion the goal was to draw the fighting out of the Confederacy, allowing the ravaged farmers a chance to harvest and stockpile ever

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He’s Home

Our dear beloved Caveman has gone home. His dear Mary was waiting. They will never be separated again. Continued prayers for Erin. She’s lost both parents in short order. I know she’s going to have a tough time, despite her Dad doing all he could to make sure she was taken care of. I gathered

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Fuck You, Marco

So what else do we find in the Immigration Bill that known traitor and liar Marco Rubio collaborated with the enemy to push through? Oh, that’s right, a provision that makes it financially insane for companies to NOT hire illegal immigrants instead of American citizens. The “deal” being that since Marco Rubio’s newly minted “not

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Don’t. Fucking. Cut. In. Line!

EVER! (grabbed from Maetenloch’s always excellent Overnight Open Thread) Fair Warning: The link goes to the Puffington Host but, and it is really strange for us to say this, but we can safely promise that you won’t regret clicking on it. Short version: Some fuckwit baboon goblin decides to rob a bunch of people standing

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They Said if We Voted For McCain, We’d Live Under a Tyranny

And they were right! John McCain is so confident in the Corker-Hoeven amendment’s strengthening of the border that he compared it to another well-known, controversial barrier. “We’ll be the most militarized border since the fall of the Berlin Wall,” the Arizona senator said on CNN this morning. He said that border security in the amendment

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I Wish I Had Better News… (Stuck for now, new posts below)

It pains my heart, hurts me to the very core of my being to write this. This, which should have been a joyous update to our “Christmas in June” project. But at least I can tell you all what has been going on. The whole “plot”, which those of you who wrote to ask already

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Or Else WHAT, Baracky the Circus Clown?

In the rest of the world, the Baraaarrghh Leftist Junta apparently aren’t all that thrilled with Russia and China not handing over Snowden just because Teh One™ tells them to. It’s almost as if the effeminate, noodle-spined fucktard from Kenya thinks that anybody is still taking his pansy-arse self seriously. (Yes, we know we’re linking

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Aussie Commando, 2nd Regiment, killed in action.

In a firefight less than 24 hours ago, a soldier of Australia’s 2nd Commando Regiment has been killed in action, and others wounded. Under OPSEC and standard procedure, his name and details have not yet been released.

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Question for those of you who know of these things

Guys, a question (which can be a semi-open thread, or not – your choice). I have a relative who has a talent for hand-loading ammo. This relative would prefer to begin preparations for the moment when the fecal material impacts the oscillating device. Questions: How much total layout, and how easy to acquire? (Meaning, of

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I Think I Have A Man-Crush

The Texas GOP tried to sell us their candidate, a carefully picked, ticket-punching RINO and the citizens spoke….HELL NO !!! As a result we elected a rock-star and he won in a landslide. Former Texas Solicitor General and the Son of a Cuban legal immigrant, Senator Ted Cruz. Since his election he’s set the Senate

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Did We Mention That You’re Dead to Us, Rubio?

Yeah, we believe that we did. After having babbled incessantly that what he called Amnesty in 2010 is now no longer Amnesty (it is, in fact, according to Rubio v2013, Amnesty to NOT pass what Rubio v2010 considered Amnesty a mere 3 years ago when he was running for election. Imagine that!) and babbling even

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Ouch, That’s Gonna Leave A Mark !!!

I almost drove off the road hearing this on Glenn Beck’s show this morning. A Louisiana, dyed-in-the-wool Democrat Senator, Elbert Guillory jumps ship to the right side of the aisle and delivers a World Class Smackdown™ to his former party. He pulls no punches and delivers a scathing blow to the Plantation Party, aimed at

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Hey, Look Over There!

As we witness otherwise intelligent people utterly ignoring the fact that the NSA has been proven to take a dump on the 4th Amendment (treason, anybody?) and focus instead on the peccadilloes of Edward Snowden because, hey, he’s kind of a douchebag, isn’t he? I don’t fucking care if he’s a transgendered polar bear pole

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Do not try this at home…..

…these people are Russian drivers. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-l4w-DIiXk[/youtube] And with that I declare an open thread. The Imperial Booze cabinet is open, canapes are on the right, and if anyone can work out the new combination to the Emperors private liquor stock, be my guest. I have been reliably informed by certain sources he is busy elsewhere.

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Happy Father’s Day!

In which we get to congratulate ourself as well as any and all other fathers who might be reading this. You know, there are times when we, watching the foul mess that a once free nation is turning into and knowing, without a reasonable doubt, where it all will and, indeed, must end, wonder if

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