lc purple raider: It sounded better in the original Totalitarian!
Terrapod: I am sure this is going to work, I mean it was so convenient back in 1936 https://thefederalist.com/2...
LC SecondMouse: This is the reason why the Republicans can’t fight their way out of a paper bag. They let the...
Igor, Imperial Booby: They can’t stand it if anybody is laughing at them, they can’t roll with the... LC SecondMouse: Here’s the latest out of PPD (spit), wherein they are caught photoshopping a suspect’s...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: You asked for it, you got it….
Emperor Misha I: If the CDC was anything other than a full employment program for imbeciles and incompetents, it...
angrywebmaster: Is it time to build a wall around Kalifornistan and quarantine the state? Emperor Misha I: Seems to me that what drives nations to sell of their distant land holdings has always been driven... Emperor Misha I: If it were a hotel project, I’d have to start wondering if the 25th Amendment shitlib morons... Terrapod: Seems to me that what drives nations to sell of their distant land holdings has always been driven by a... angrywebmaster: I don’t recall. Was this a government to government sale that was proposed, or was Trump... Terrapod: Cause of death: IAS Involuntary Assisted Suicide. Terrapod: Probably the only natural death in any event relating to the Clintoons. https://www.politico.com/st... angrywebmaster: I saw a report that the autopsy indicates that Epstein’s neck was broken. Isn’t that...
Fa Cube Itches: We can’t let the Left get away with this. Hi, we’re the American public. Have we met? No...
LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Warranty Expert: LucysMommy had a similar issue a few months ago. She posted a meme on... lc purple raider: Lefticles. Can’t reason with them, can’t legally hunt them… Terrapod: Bwahahahah! Facial recognition software mistook 1 in 5 California lawmakers for criminals, says ACLU... lc purple raider: The photos and videos found in Epstein’s apartment are still in play. It will be very... Emperor Misha I: It will make the lamentations after the battle of the Teutoburger Wald look like a minor expression... angrywebmaster: I pine for the old days when we could upload an image. I made up this meme a few hours ago. đ Emperor Misha I: drug and alcohol fueled hallucinations My favorite kind đ angrywebmaster: Oh the conspiracy theories have started in earnest. The left is, of course, accusing President...
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: There’s dreams and then there’s drug and alcohol fueled hallucinations.1 In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first day of the week, came Mary Mag’dalene and the other Mary to see the sepulchre. 2 And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat
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Old Slablsides! Today, March 29th, marks the 102nd anniversary of the U.S. Army’s adoption of the Colt Model 1911, .45 cal Automatic Pistol. Even more poignant to this old Jarhead, it’s the 100th anniversary of my beloved Corps adopting it as well. The 1911, and it’s later upgrade the 1911A1, served U.S forces for 80
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Facebook has some fucking little red and white thingy that you can replace as your FB profile pic to show your support for gay marriage. Yeah that always works. I’m sure the nine fucktards called the SCOTUS will base their decision on a bunch of FBtards changing their pic. Once again, sensitivity over substance. Yeah,
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We all knew it There was skulduggery afoot the day the DeathStar died. Call those responsible to account!! Palpatine lied, people died, no war for DROIDS!!!! And with that, Rotties, I call an open thread. Let the conspiracies be revealed!!! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvv-Yib1Xg[/youtube]
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…and get paid per column inch too! What an odious, scrote-washing, fascist bint this Sarah Conly is (h/t Q&O): WHY has there been so much fuss about New York Cityâs attempt to impose a soda ban, or more precisely, a ban on large-size âsugary drinksâ? After all, people can still get as much soda as
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Ahh the Communist workers Paradise of North Korea is at it again… go figure. The North Korean Army has stated that they have targeted South Korea and the U.S. “From this moment, the Supreme Command puts all of its field artillery including strategic rocket units and long-range artillery units into the No. 1 combat ready
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With any bad news – maybe there is always some good to share. I hesitated greatly to write this post – with the untimely passing of the man known as EFA and the attendant posts – I feel guilty a bit about posting so soon. It doesn’t seem proper in some ways. Maybe a little
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I know, we don’t need any more bad news, but these aren’t really all bad. Well, they are, but they’re also good as they further prove, as if anybody needed proof, what great people you Rotties are. I just want to humbly thank those of you who, in spite of money truly being too tight
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Eric, it’s now been almost exactly 48 hours since I found out that you have passed from this plane of existence. I will never forget you, my brother, and I know that I will never enjoy, as much as I did with you, staying up until all hours of the morning just talking about all
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Which, at this point, comes as welcome news to this Imperial Despot because, quite frankly, what have they done for us lately? The sooner that noxious pile of RINO turds collapses under its own weight, the better. Besides, upon yesterday’s news about LC EFA, we’re just in that very special “Who Gives A Flying Fuck
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I just learned that long time Rottie EFA passed away suddenly this past Friday. I don’t have anymore information right now but I will update you all as it becomes available. In the mean time please keep his family in your prayers. Australia has lost a good man, and we have lost a great friend.
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As the tag says… Fucking OUCH! This one rests on its own laurels folks – I can’t say anything or enough about it. But I can applaud – wildly. Go read and oh yeah, send linky thingys far and wide!! Lloyd Marcus clue-bats his family members
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Looking through various headlines I came across this: Marine General says women ready for Combat This is sure to be a hot button topic- so At the risk of crossing swords with the G.L.O.R’s here across the mighty Empire I have to say simply this – it’s wrong. It’s just flat out wrong. The General
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Article as follows Shelly Frey, 27, was shot and killed by an off-duty sheriffâs deputy at a Houston, TX., Walmart. The deputy was suspicious of Frey, saying he thought she was stealing from the store, reports UK Daily Mail. Harris County Sheriffâs deputies said that Shelly Frey, Tisa Andrews and Yolanda Craig were shoplifting when
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