Terrapod: Oh! Dear me, you are correct. Actually kinda surprised he did not reference a blunderbuss and having...
angrywebmaster: They didn’t’ take all of plugs advice. They aren’t using double barreled shotguns. Terrapod: Yup. They be inner city homies. Most are carrying shotguns, guess they took Plugs Biden’s...
LCBren: Um..that was me. I set yours to auto approve after that last one got caught. ….*wanders off grumbling* Terrapod: Hey – this one did not go to Spam! Progress!! Thanks Mr. Opposable Thumbs Terrapod: And so tell me. when did a fucking Ill Annoys senator become Commander in Chief?... LCBren: Terra the spam filter grabbed your post faster than a Karen can ask for a manager..so I spanked it hard,... Terrapod: This is not in the news, only on the blogospher. Methinks the tsunami is a building. This is in effin NY...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: Woman stopped for speeding informs the Highway Patrolman she’s late...
LC Wil, S.C.E.: Hell, I did that in 1986. Young black male 1LT in uniform, 62 in a 40, Schofield Barracks,...
VAconservative: Cop: your eyes are red. You been drinking? Driver: Your eyes are glazed. You been eating donuts? Terrapod: I guess that would have been Brigid visiting OZ, nothing quite like a red head pilot in a car. đ
redc1c4: LOL… naow i have to go get a pilot’s license.
Opposable Thumbs: As far as I know, BC is not on facecrack, but he did comment here back in April. I will be doing... Terrapod: While we are reminiscing, anyone know what has happened to Azy or BC for that matter? Don’t do... Opposable Thumbs: I am always in the same room. LC Wil, S.C.E.: David, the Russians make more sence than the DNC . . just sayin’ And the last time...
L.C. Mope: Has anyone ever seen DJAllyn and Opposable Thumbs in the same room at the same time? Or, for that matter,... LC Wil, S.C.E.: What’s Coming – https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=x8A9Y1Dq_cQ G*D protect us . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: The Demoscum are going to try to steal another election. The attempt this time will result in the... Terrapod: Will the bard, quite apropos that is.. Got me to thinking about current situation in my town and... LC Wil, S.C.E.: Well, so much for formatting . . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: TOP THREAD, SO IT GOES HERE. Majesty, for your amusement: Blue Line Fever (broken Oath of... Terrapod: Trump has unerring instincts to do the right thing when he does not listen to the swamp critters still in... Terrapod: Bren – If I were a betting man, it would be California, Colorado or Washington. Some green nut...Old Slablsides! Today, March 29th, marks the 102nd anniversary of the U.S. Army’s adoption of the Colt Model 1911, .45 cal Automatic Pistol. Even more poignant to this old Jarhead, it’s the 100th anniversary of my beloved Corps adopting it as well. The 1911, and it’s later upgrade the 1911A1, served U.S forces for 80
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We all knew it There was skulduggery afoot the day the DeathStar died. Call those responsible to account!! Palpatine lied, people died, no war for DROIDS!!!! And with that, Rotties, I call an open thread. Let the conspiracies be revealed!!! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvv-Yib1Xg[/youtube]
Categories: Epically Epic, Funny Shit, Open Thread | Tags: Conspiracy theories abound | 9 Comments »
…and get paid per column inch too! What an odious, scrote-washing, fascist bint this Sarah Conly is (h/t Q&O): WHY has there been so much fuss about New York Cityâs attempt to impose a soda ban, or more precisely, a ban on large-size âsugary drinksâ? After all, people can still get as much soda as
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Ahh the Communist workers Paradise of North Korea is at it again… go figure. The North Korean Army has stated that they have targeted South Korea and the U.S. “From this moment, the Supreme Command puts all of its field artillery including strategic rocket units and long-range artillery units into the No. 1 combat ready
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With any bad news – maybe there is always some good to share. I hesitated greatly to write this post – with the untimely passing of the man known as EFA and the attendant posts – I feel guilty a bit about posting so soon. It doesn’t seem proper in some ways. Maybe a little
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I know, we don’t need any more bad news, but these aren’t really all bad. Well, they are, but they’re also good as they further prove, as if anybody needed proof, what great people you Rotties are. I just want to humbly thank those of you who, in spite of money truly being too tight
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Eric, it’s now been almost exactly 48 hours since I found out that you have passed from this plane of existence. I will never forget you, my brother, and I know that I will never enjoy, as much as I did with you, staying up until all hours of the morning just talking about all
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Which, at this point, comes as welcome news to this Imperial Despot because, quite frankly, what have they done for us lately? The sooner that noxious pile of RINO turds collapses under its own weight, the better. Besides, upon yesterday’s news about LC EFA, we’re just in that very special “Who Gives A Flying Fuck
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I just learned that long time Rottie EFA passed away suddenly this past Friday. I don’t have anymore information right now but I will update you all as it becomes available. In the mean time please keep his family in your prayers. Australia has lost a good man, and we have lost a great friend.
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As the tag says… Fucking OUCH! This one rests on its own laurels folks – I can’t say anything or enough about it. But I can applaud – wildly. Go read and oh yeah, send linky thingys far and wide!! Lloyd Marcus clue-bats his family members
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Looking through various headlines I came across this: Marine General says women ready for Combat This is sure to be a hot button topic- so At the risk of crossing swords with the G.L.O.R’s here across the mighty Empire I have to say simply this – it’s wrong. It’s just flat out wrong. The General
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Article as follows Shelly Frey, 27, was shot and killed by an off-duty sheriffâs deputy at a Houston, TX., Walmart. The deputy was suspicious of Frey, saying he thought she was stealing from the store, reports UK Daily Mail. Harris County Sheriffâs deputies said that Shelly Frey, Tisa Andrews and Yolanda Craig were shoplifting when
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As the ever diligent and tireless Imperial Staff has been keeping you well up to date on, the natives are getting restless, the Browncoats are getting louder in their warnings to the federal tyrants and their minions, yet the ProgNazis and their RINO collaborators — a word to the latter: historically, no matter how brutal
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Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty, New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,
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Watched this Youtube video and wondering where and how this is happening. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4Ku17CqdZg[/youtube]
Categories: "Law" of the Land, Homeland Insecurity, Pathetic Asstards, Traitors, What Borders? | Tags: What IS this???? | 41 Comments »
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