Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R: Wow. Been a long time since I’ve been here. Nice to see some familiar names....
LC Xystus: I always suspected Pooty-Poot was merely bragging. You don’t give out accurate info on your...
Terrapod: Headline today: Russia’s Latest Hypersonic Weapon Could Travel from Moscow to DC in 6 Minutes....
Igor, Imperial Booby: MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR, everybody! Well, except for the Demotards. Y’all...
LCBren: One possible avenue for Trump is looking back, to Barack Obama, with a suggestion — supported possibly...
Fa Cube Itches: we’re merely pointing out that wearing the uniform doesn’t mean that you’re forever above any sort... Terrapod: Snerk! Nothing better than blue on blue warfare news to start the morning off right(and covfefe of...
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: They keep putting sugar in their gas tank and can’t figure out why they...
angrywebmaster: Wouldn’t it be amusing if Schifthead actually lost his seat in 2020? – Those who live by... Igor, Imperial Booby: Hmmm… they left Mittens out of it… Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: Just watching Piglousy’s rubber face melting and eyes bugging out while...
Emperor Misha I: Hitler was a troubled war vet who committed suicide. Obviously WWII was a cry for help! OK, I... LCBren: An “:austere Islamic scholar” who crawled into a tunnel, dragged three children with him and... Fa Cube Itches: our first thought was Bezo’s hobby blog eulogizing Adolf Hitler as a great community organizer,... Terrapod: Being of a logical nature and a long time student of U.S. politics, it is apparent to me that no leaks of...
LC Wil, S.C.E.: Warren. 80 million gun owners. Mitt and Kasich notably working the other side of the fence. angrywebmaster: Depends who wins the next election and who starts the ball rolling. LC Wil, S.C.E.: Been watching the news. Greetings from the outer reaches of the Empire. Let me see . . . 450 –...
LC hilljohnny: sad to say, Mike Jones has passed. rest in peace, rottie.
dasbow: At least there’s still good news out there. https://www.forbes.com/sites/t edreed/2019/10/13/this-t-... LCBren: BC..it feels like yesterday…Id just signed up to the Rott back during Pres. Bush’s term..where...
BC, Imperial Torturer: Miss Deb, The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ is reserved for those who have committed... LCBren: I remember most his quiet and very calm matter of fact style. He always struck me as someone who understood... Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: Thank you Deej. That means alot to me.
Opposable Thumbs: I have always been the “Loyal Dissent” here, but I have always held the highest...King Obama will be banging his sippy cup for The New Republic in an upcoming interview, according to Fox News. President Obama is suggesting that House Republicans on the issue of gun control appear neither willing to work with him nor inclined to listen to the American public on the issue. Well, at least we
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“General Malaise” being the medical catch-all phrase that His Imperial Majesty learned in school for “I don’t know, doc, I just feel blech”, since “patient feels blech” doesn’t look very professional in writing. Caught ourself a secondary just as soon as we’d triumphantly announced that we’d beaten off the first bug, so off we went
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Jokes aside, this has to be one of the most asine things I have ever seen and that’s saying a shit load: STOCKHOLM (AP) — Swedish prosecutors have issued international arrest warrants for two Britons suspected of masterminding a smuggling ring involving Chinese garlic. The men first shipped the garlic to Norway by boat, where
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Ok all, OldDog got the ammo, I’m back to trading water above the surface, our Emperor is recovering nicely from his Lutefisk addiction so all is smooth around the core of the Empire but there is a grave disturbance in the Outer Rim… LC Gladiator wanted an open thread so I thought it would be nice to talk about our reading lists. The following is
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This is is almost a total gun ban, and is in direct contravention of the Constitution. Rifles (or copies or duplicates):M1 Carbine, Sturm Ruger Mini-14,AR-15,Bushmaster XM15,Armalite M15, AR-10, Thompson 1927, Thompson M1; AK, AKM, AKS, AK-47,AK-74, ARM, MAK90, NHM 90, NHM 91, SA 85, SA 93, VEPR; Olympic Arms PCR; AR70, Calico Liberty , Dragunov
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I’m sure trillions of internet electrons will be slain over Cuntsteins (Drudge) attempted repeat of Fort Sumter but for now I’ll leave you all with this little exchange (slightly edited) about what is coming (mtf): Marcus Obongo: Hello Father. Alexander Corvinus: You are unwelcome in my presence. Marcus Obongo: Ah. The predictable heart that never thaws. Pity it beats within such
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Or if your have limited standards then double standards are twice as good. These are the new overlords who believe they know better than you, what’s best for you but they shouldn’t be held to those same standards. This happens in every in every dictatorship when the Kings and Queens and the Nobles place themselves above and will hold that position by any means necessary. Barack Obama’s 3,000 Calorie
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Apparently, Nobody On Teh Twit Thought This Joke Was Funny “I’m Rick James, motherfucker!”
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Are quite over-rated. I’m very much alive and dealing with some major personal issues. Very MAJOR. Things are improving somewhat, but this will take awhile and in the meantime the muse that motivates my writing has abandoned ship. I’m on top of things watching King Barack The Malevolent continue to disgust even the most committed
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Most of you know I am a born and raised Alabama gal. Although I am now a Texan, I still follow what’s happening in my home State and more importantly in my home County where most all of my family still resides. Over the last few weeks we’ve seen numerous statements from County Sheriffs who
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I love a sunburnt country A land of sweeping plains, Of ragged mountain ranges, Of droughts and flooding rains. Remember us in the heat and haze The ones who stand and guard No medals we, no weapons too Save hose and boldened heart. Remember us when night doth fall That we remain here still And
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To explain it simply. I’ve sent this to all on my mailing list, posted it on Facebook…and now here. This judge rips the Journal to shreds! A true delight to my soul.. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxgVVeKKQ6o[/youtube]
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In between the hacking and consumption of larger quantities of dextromethorpan, pseudoephedrine etc than can possibly be good for you, His Imperial Majesty did find the time to watch King George, er, Barrack Hussein, present his latest attempt to violate the Constitution through executive order and what a flop that was. Lots of sound and
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His Imperial Vindictive Vileness, that’s who! Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad. Wait, what the fuck am I saying. HOW OLD ARE YOU OLD MAN? (Yeah, I’m a real bastige sometimes. 🙂 ) Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the
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“I feel better” /montypython Actually, I do. It’s just the post-bug weariness/fatigue/notgiveashit syndrome. I’m very sorry that I’ve been away from the keyboard for so long and I appreciate both the efforts of the Imperial Staff and the loyalty of you fine LCs and other good sorts. Now, back to trying to get caught up,
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