Articles from January 2013



Of Coughs, Phlegm and General Malaise

“General Malaise” being the medical catch-all phrase that His Imperial Majesty learned in school for “I don’t know, doc, I just feel blech”, since “patient feels blech” doesn’t look very professional in writing. Caught ourself a secondary just as soon as we’d triumphantly announced that we’d beaten off the first bug, so off we went

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This is the draft list of banned guns under the new “laws”

This is is almost a total gun ban, and is in direct contravention of the Constitution. Rifles (or copies or duplicates):M1 Carbine, Sturm Ruger Mini-14,AR-15,Bushmaster XM15,Armalite M15, AR-10, Thompson 1927, Thompson M1; AK, AKM, AKS, AK-47,AK-74, ARM, MAK90, NHM 90, NHM 91, SA 85, SA 93, VEPR; Olympic Arms PCR; AR70, Calico Liberty , Dragunov

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Rumors Of My Demise

Are quite over-rated. I’m very much alive and dealing with some major personal issues. Very MAJOR. Things are improving somewhat, but this will take awhile and in the meantime the muse that motivates my writing has abandoned ship. I’m on top of things watching King Barack The Malevolent continue to disgust even the most committed

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Bama Proud

Most of you know I am a born and raised Alabama gal.  Although I am now a Texan, I still follow what’s happening in my home State and more importantly in my home County where most all of my family still resides.  Over the last few weeks we’ve seen numerous statements from County Sheriffs who

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January 2013

I love a sunburnt country A land of sweeping plains, Of ragged mountain ranges, Of droughts and flooding rains. Remember us in the heat and haze The ones who stand and guard No medals we, no weapons too Save hose and boldened heart. Remember us when night doth fall That we remain here still And

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If This “President” Gets Any More Disgusting…

In between the hacking and consumption of larger quantities of dextromethorpan, pseudoephedrine etc than can possibly be good for you, His Imperial Majesty did find the time to watch King George, er, Barrack Hussein, present his latest attempt to violate the Constitution through executive order and what a flop that was. Lots of sound and

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Happy Birthday To….

His Imperial Vindictive Vileness, that’s who! Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad. Wait, what the fuck am I saying. HOW OLD ARE YOU OLD MAN? (Yeah, I’m a real bastige sometimes. 🙂 ) Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the

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No, I’m Not Dead Yet

“I feel better” /montypython Actually, I do. It’s just the post-bug weariness/fatigue/notgiveashit syndrome. I’m very sorry that I’ve been away from the keyboard for so long and I appreciate both the efforts of the Imperial Staff and the loyalty of you fine LCs and other good sorts. Now, back to trying to get caught up,

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Pray for us

From news.com.au NORTH and West Queensland faces severe fire danger, with an outback heatwave predicted in coming days.Birdsville is tipped to peak above 46 degrees, with locals warned to stay indoors at the peak of the heat to escape extreme conditions. Queensland Fire and Rescue Service officials have issued the severe fire danger warning for

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A Brother Needs Our Help

Hey pups, we’ve got a brother in need. Light29ID has run into a rough spot. To summarize, he’s been unemployed since 2009 and supporting his 84 year old blind mother as best as he can. He’s run into some trouble with his bank and his account is frozen until he can square it with them.

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The Judge Speaks

And as usual he nails it in an orgasm inducing display of literary brilliance, Constitutionality, and… well just read it for yourselves. And then spread it to everyone you know.  Judge Napolitano is the Thomas Jefferson of our day.

Emperor Misha’s Status

For those of you who have been worried, rest at ease, Our Esteemed Vileness is alive and well. I too was getting concerned when my emails and phone calls went unanswered, but just as I was reading The Imperial Mother’s comment that Misha was down with a bug my phone rang and a very sickly

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Time’s Up?

The Gadsden Flag was our first national battle flag, and for awhile it was our fist national ensign. A variation of it flew from the few Continental Navy ships that dared to challenge His Majesty’s fleet on the high seas, and it was also the first flag of the Marine Corps. It has a unique

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Mike M In Memorium

Mike McPhee was laid to rest today in Willamette National Cemetery in Portland Oregon. To us here at the Rott he was a long time LC and a prolific commenter who had a common sense insight, high intellect, and a straight forward way of making his point known. To me personally he was a dear

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