Tallulah: I watched it. He did well in the first 1/2 hour; missed some yuuuge low-hanging curve balls and...
LC Xystus: Yes, we watched it. For you. The things we do for our loyal citizenry. A hearty thanks, your Rottie-rific...
Veeshir: My Emperor, please forgive us!!! When I think that you watched that debacle for us, well, I just get all...
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: angrywebmaster says: Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery...
angrywebmaster: Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #: I got the impression that the…..ahem……moderator... LC Xystus: “Hispanic” is more a cultural classification. There is no “Hispanic” race, though... angrywebmaster: To be honest, it did look like a real lone nut at first. Everything in his past seemed to scream...
lc purple raider: Since the first biracial bastard ever elected to the US Presidency, we have had a lot of these...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: LC Gunsniper says: angrywebmaster @ #1: I hope not. It would be the first...
LC Gunsniper: angrywebmaster @ #1: I hope not. It would be the first portrait in history in which the eyes could... Veeshir: Don’t forget TP Terrapod. Interesting how you get far better information from a Foreign news source...
Terrapod: Here is the personal dilemma. In theory I can retire in roughly 6 months. If Cackles wins the market will... angrywebmaster: Veeshir @ #: I love doing posts about teh funny. That’s where I saw it. Interesting how you...
LC hilljohnny: rest in peace Uncle Paul.
Emperor Misha I: A salute from me too, Crunch! Truly a remarkable man, now on to his just rewards for a life well... lc purple raider: Mr. Grilliot, we salute you. God Speed and Prayers Sent!
BC, Imperial Torturer: Valhalla is raising tankards of mead in toast tonight. RIP, Mr. Grilliot.
Fa Cube Itches: Veeshir @ #:6 And yet, despite plainly stating that they will never show/release it again, Disney... Veeshir: These assholes never read Uncle Remus? Of course not. It’s far too racist, it’s been expunged... Tallulah: “Whatever you do, Br’er Fox, don’t throw me into that BRIAR PATCH!” cried... Fa Cube Itches: Another candidate for the Jake Lingle Memorial Award for Quality Journalism. Until there are...
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: I don’t think this assnugget wrote it’s mindless screed out of pure... Terrapod: A new hat for the Klintoon campaign (hack, cough!) – blue beanie with white trim and propeller...King Obama will be banging his sippy cup for The New Republic in an upcoming interview, according to Fox News. President Obama is suggesting that House Republicans on the issue of gun control appear neither willing to work with him nor inclined to listen to the American public on the issue. Well, at least we
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“General Malaise” being the medical catch-all phrase that His Imperial Majesty learned in school for “I don’t know, doc, I just feel blech”, since “patient feels blech” doesn’t look very professional in writing. Caught ourself a secondary just as soon as we’d triumphantly announced that we’d beaten off the first bug, so off we went
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Jokes aside, this has to be one of the most asine things I have ever seen and that’s saying a shit load: STOCKHOLM (AP) — Swedish prosecutors have issued international arrest warrants for two Britons suspected of masterminding a smuggling ring involving Chinese garlic. The men first shipped the garlic to Norway by boat, where
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Ok all, OldDog got the ammo, I’m back to trading water above the surface, our Emperor is recovering nicely from his Lutefisk addiction so all is smooth around the core of the Empire but there is a grave disturbance in the Outer Rim… LC Gladiator wanted an open thread so I thought it would be nice to talk about our reading lists. The following is
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This is is almost a total gun ban, and is in direct contravention of the Constitution. Rifles (or copies or duplicates):M1 Carbine, Sturm Ruger Mini-14,AR-15,Bushmaster XM15,Armalite M15, AR-10, Thompson 1927, Thompson M1; AK, AKM, AKS, AK-47,AK-74, ARM, MAK90, NHM 90, NHM 91, SA 85, SA 93, VEPR; Olympic Arms PCR; AR70, Calico Liberty , Dragunov
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I’m sure trillions of internet electrons will be slain over Cuntsteins (Drudge) attempted repeat of Fort Sumter but for now I’ll leave you all with this little exchange (slightly edited) about what is coming (mtf): Marcus Obongo: Hello Father. Alexander Corvinus: You are unwelcome in my presence. Marcus Obongo: Ah. The predictable heart that never thaws. Pity it beats within such
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Or if your have limited standards then double standards are twice as good. These are the new overlords who believe they know better than you, what’s best for you but they shouldn’t be held to those same standards. This happens in every in every dictatorship when the Kings and Queens and the Nobles place themselves above and will hold that position by any means necessary. Barack Obama’s 3,000 Calorie
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Apparently, Nobody On Teh Twit Thought This Joke Was Funny “I’m Rick James, motherfucker!”
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Are quite over-rated. I’m very much alive and dealing with some major personal issues. Very MAJOR. Things are improving somewhat, but this will take awhile and in the meantime the muse that motivates my writing has abandoned ship. I’m on top of things watching King Barack The Malevolent continue to disgust even the most committed
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Most of you know I am a born and raised Alabama gal. Although I am now a Texan, I still follow what’s happening in my home State and more importantly in my home County where most all of my family still resides. Over the last few weeks we’ve seen numerous statements from County Sheriffs who
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I love a sunburnt country A land of sweeping plains, Of ragged mountain ranges, Of droughts and flooding rains. Remember us in the heat and haze The ones who stand and guard No medals we, no weapons too Save hose and boldened heart. Remember us when night doth fall That we remain here still And
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To explain it simply. I’ve sent this to all on my mailing list, posted it on Facebook…and now here. This judge rips the Journal to shreds! A true delight to my soul..
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In between the hacking and consumption of larger quantities of dextromethorpan, pseudoephedrine etc than can possibly be good for you, His Imperial Majesty did find the time to watch King George, er, Barrack Hussein, present his latest attempt to violate the Constitution through executive order and what a flop that was. Lots of sound and
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His Imperial Vindictive Vileness, that’s who! Don’t ask him how old he is, that’ll just make him feel bad. Wait, what the fuck am I saying. HOW OLD ARE YOU OLD MAN? (Yeah, I’m a real bastige sometimes. ) Your present is on the way, as soon as I bail her out of the halfway
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“I feel better” /montypython Actually, I do. It’s just the post-bug weariness/fatigue/notgiveashit syndrome. I’m very sorry that I’ve been away from the keyboard for so long and I appreciate both the efforts of the Imperial Staff and the loyalty of you fine LCs and other good sorts. Now, back to trying to get caught up,
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