Tallulah: I watched it. He did well in the first 1/2 hour; missed some yuuuge low-hanging curve balls and...
LC Xystus: Yes, we watched it. For you. The things we do for our loyal citizenry. A hearty thanks, your Rottie-rific...
Veeshir: My Emperor, please forgive us!!! When I think that you watched that debacle for us, well, I just get all...
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: angrywebmaster says: Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery...
angrywebmaster: Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #: I got the impression that the…..ahem……moderator... LC Xystus: “Hispanic” is more a cultural classification. There is no “Hispanic” race, though... angrywebmaster: To be honest, it did look like a real lone nut at first. Everything in his past seemed to scream...
lc purple raider: Since the first biracial bastard ever elected to the US Presidency, we have had a lot of these...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: LC Gunsniper says: angrywebmaster @ #1: I hope not. It would be the first...
LC Gunsniper: angrywebmaster @ #1: I hope not. It would be the first portrait in history in which the eyes could... Veeshir: Don’t forget TP Terrapod. Interesting how you get far better information from a Foreign news source...
Terrapod: Here is the personal dilemma. In theory I can retire in roughly 6 months. If Cackles wins the market will... angrywebmaster: Veeshir @ #: I love doing posts about teh funny. That’s where I saw it. Interesting how you...
LC hilljohnny: rest in peace Uncle Paul.
Emperor Misha I: A salute from me too, Crunch! Truly a remarkable man, now on to his just rewards for a life well... lc purple raider: Mr. Grilliot, we salute you. God Speed and Prayers Sent!
BC, Imperial Torturer: Valhalla is raising tankards of mead in toast tonight. RIP, Mr. Grilliot.
Fa Cube Itches: Veeshir @ #:6 And yet, despite plainly stating that they will never show/release it again, Disney... Veeshir: These assholes never read Uncle Remus? Of course not. It’s far too racist, it’s been expunged... Tallulah: “Whatever you do, Br’er Fox, don’t throw me into that BRIAR PATCH!” cried... Fa Cube Itches: Another candidate for the Jake Lingle Memorial Award for Quality Journalism. Until there are...
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: I don’t think this assnugget wrote it’s mindless screed out of pure... Terrapod: A new hat for the Klintoon campaign (hack, cough!) – blue beanie with white trim and propeller...Remember “Piss Christ?” Of course you do. But if you’re one of the select few who, having lived under a rock in the Mojave Desert waiting for Bear Grylls to wander by so you could steal his wallet (our advice: Don’t even try! That bugger is indestructible), don’t know about it, it was some kooky
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If you include that Google “Like-alike” button on your site, could you please do yourself and your readers the favor of checking it out in various browsers? Because it’s really bloody annoying to have text you really want to read blocked out by that bloody button thanks to its preference for inserting itself wherever it
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Categories: Blogs and Blogging, Public Announcements | Tags: | 2 Comments »
If you haven’t already, of course. Because he gets it. Like the whole “will Susan Rice be nominated for Sec-State” even though it’s patently insane to even try that, given her track record of serial lying. Bill explains it: It goes like this: We want to nominate John Kerry to replace Hillary Clinton as Secretary
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Categories: Blogs and Blogging, Socialist Shits | Tags: | 23 Comments »
Since we know the amount of Other People’s Money™ she insisted on being given to cover her contraceptive “needs” and we also know the average market price of contraception (and, of course, assuming that she eschews the use of vile monthly doses of chemicals and goes by a “per insertion” basis instead), two minutes and
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Jackboot’s apt obituary for the feckless GOP set me to thinking, which means everyone has to suffer. Buck up, and put your reading glasses on. It has become clear that the window of opportunity for averting real and transformational crisis has been missed. The GOP we have needed for the last two decades has simply
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Categories: National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, RINO Traitors | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 19 Comments »
This past November 6, the GOP after years of declining health and wanton negligence passed away and fell onto the ash heap of history, to itself join many of the very same ideologies that the electorate voted in. The entire system of side-stepping ever more to the left into a milquetoast ‘moderate’ party, was precipitated
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His Imperial Majesty has to admit that when news broke of General Petraeus’ peccadilloes, he felt a bit like he felt when he found out that Sammy Sosa had been using a corked bat. Only worse. Because His Sith Majesty is a huge fanboi when it comes to GEN Petraeus. Yes, we admit it, and
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Categories: Imperial Thoughts, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, Traitors, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 17 Comments »
We’ve said that a million times, that it’s not a matter of us needing to become more Leftist than the Leftists in order to win (what would be the point of that? We already have enough leftist parasite totalitarian swine), it’s a matter of our so-called candidates not being afraid of their own message. In
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Categories: Fucking OUCH!, Restoring the Republic | Tags: | 29 Comments »
And to all of the punditry wasting valuable electrons posting, re-posting and evaluating the mindless bleating of the Democrat Socialists that any opposition to the obvious lies being peddled by Susan Rice and, therefore, any opposition to her nomination for anything at all is “raaaaacist” and not at all based on her obvious propensity to
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Categories: Idiotarians, Imperial Thoughts, Socialist Shits | Tags: | 20 Comments »
And no, by “mentally disabled” we don’t mean your standard ObamaPhone Democrat Socialist voter, although you may certainly be excused for thinking so. We mean actual retarded people who don’t even know what a political party IS. They filled in their voter registration cards, taught them the Ogabe chants, then rolled them to the polls
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Categories: National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party | Tags: | 12 Comments »
Today is the day we give thanks while trying to OD on tryptophane and, well, everything else at hand. Now, His Imperial Majesty knows full well that we may not be in the most thankful mood after November 6th, but we still have a lot to be thankful for. For one thing, while we’re headed
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Categories: Imperial Thoughts | Tags: | 29 Comments »
From Hot Air, yet another example of what we’re in for: Scarborough: But, we do hear from business owners, I’m sure you do too, that are now contemplating after the election… saying, ‘Gosh, I’m going to have to start keeping people under 30 hours… so ObamaCare doesn’t apply to me, I’m going to lose my
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Categories: Restoring the Republic, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, Useless Swine | Tags: | 52 Comments »
Congresscritter Jesse Jackson Jr. (Socialist) has resigned his post as part of a plea deal with the feds. Jackson submitted his letter of resignation of the Weepy Boner a few minutes ago. It’s great to see a scumbag get his just rewards. I guess faking ‘mental’ issues didn’t fly with the investigators looking into his
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Nope, our side didn’t lose the election, they surrendered it long before we even had a nominee. I remember a conference call made last year with RNC leaders that decided that it wouldn’t be in our interest to use personal attacks against Ogabe in the election. Those wizened ones, so much smarter than we neanderthals
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We were, as we mentioned, a bit confused when we heard that the BlightBringer’s pro-Islamist misadministration had muttered words sounding remarkably like “Israel has a right to defend herself” because it was so out of character. After all, pretty much every single one, and by saying that we mean “actually every single one”, of resident-select
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Categories: Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, Traitors, Useless Swine | Tags: | 36 Comments »
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