We’re the Government, and We’re Here to Help!

So hand over those Nooks, right now, you evil, discriminating bastards! (h/t Jeff G.) The U.S. Justice Department says it has reached a settlement with the Sacramento (California) Public Library over a trial program the library was conducting that let patrons borrow Barnes and Noble NOOK e-book readers. DOJ and the National Federation of the

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“Leading From Behind!”

Because that’s what REAL leaders do. Just ask PolitiFarce.com, FactUpChuck.com or any other website out there. Because racist, so shut up! Remember how liberal fascists were having the time of their lives feigning outrage that the GOP wouldn’t cancel their convention because Isaac, racists, “having a party while black people drown!” The last part is

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Categories: National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure  |  Tags:  |  14 Comments »

Come On, Liberal Punks, Make His Day!

So Clint delivered another brutal smackdown of resident Zero’s stuttering clusterfuck of a miserably failed residency last night and it was good: No, it was not a polished, carefully choreographed, telepromptered speech and that’s what worked, because L-rd knows we have had enough of those, haven’t we? Still, we can’t help but laugh at the

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Categories: Fucking OUCH!, Politics, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure  |  Tags:  |  37 Comments »

President Foodstamp’s Coronation Signaling USA Joining the Ummah?

Yes, we know, hyperbole, Americans are less likely to join the Ummah with or without coercion than Billy Clinton is to take up the vows of chastity, but pretty please, let this be true (h/t LC Tallulah, G.L.O.R.): The host committee for the Democratic National Convention is raising a number of eyebrows after choosing to

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Categories: Fucking OUCH!, Imperial Thoughts, Politics, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure  |  Tags:  |  27 Comments »

And So the Narrative Changes Again

Now that, surprise, it appears that Todd Akin may not have thrown the Senate, Congress, the Presidency and the Universe As We Know It™ under the bus and into oblivion by clumsily saying what he’s been campaigning on all the time. McCaskill, “Conservative” Pearl Clutching Circular Firing Squad Hardest Hit. PPP: McCaskill 45, Akin 44

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Five Diggers lost in one day

Three of them murdered by a Taliban fellator in Afghan Army uniform, who shot them in the back like the cowardly goatfucker he is, two others dead in a chopper crash. Names not released yet by request from the families. Pray for them, please. Glass the place. Nuke em till they glow, then shoot em

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Categories: Cowardly Shitbirds, Men of the West, Our Heroes, Our Military, The Long War  |  Tags: Remember Them  |  8 Comments »

St. Rachel of the Pancake, aka i-Hop Corrie, Still Very Dead

And Israel throws her parents’ wrongful death suit out in acknowledgment of the fact that getting turned into a crepe because you throw yourself under a bulldozer is an expected outcome rather than an atrocious Zionist murder plot. Corrie’s family had accused Israel of intentionally and unlawfully killing their 23-year-old daughter, launching a civil case

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Ah the Sweet, Sweet Smell of Desperation

Remember that word, “racism?” You know, the one that used to have actual meaning, the one that used to be a mortal insult until the National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party decided that it ought to mean “anybody who insufficiently worships our lord god Obambi?” Put up one little GOP convention and the zone gets positively

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Oh gawd…………

I just saw this After leaving office, Nagin founded CRN Initiatives LLC, a firm that focuses on Emergency Preparedness, Green Energy product development, Publishing and Public Speaking. He wrote and self-published his first book, Katrina Secrets: Storms after the Storms which gives a first-hand account of how New Orleans overcame the storm. Ah yes, a

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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Epic FAIL, Pathetic Asstards  |  Tags:  |  18 Comments »

Like a Viking

We love our adopted home, not just because it welcomed us with open arms, but because it is the kick-assiest, strongest motherfucker on the planet and not afraid to say so. But our native stomping grounds still have this nation beat when it comes to marching and drilling. Which, in all fairness, probably has more

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Not Cool, Mittens, Not Cool At All

You know, we’ve declared that our desire to see Jugears in a U-Haul headed back for Shitcago overrules any qualms we have about Mittens Flip-Flop, and we stand by that. We’re not going to hand this country to the liberal fascists and their jugeared god for another four years, because there won’t be anything left

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Think we’re gonna need more rope

Do you ever wonder, if your over forty, how you ever got out of school without your brain being turned to jello by the “enlightened” fucktards that run the re-educational system?  I think if Conservatives made homeschooling and charter schools an issue half as hard as libtards do abortion Republications would get 60% of the

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Mister Scam Man

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“I bow to no man” – Riddick

Just put on FB: Bow to Nobody  

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Fuck You, Gentry GOP and “Pragmatic Conservatives”

Because we just can’t quit talking about it. Well, we could, but if you insist, then we’ll keep giving you a piece of our mind. Since y’all are pouring on the hate for Mike Fuckabee, and we suppose that even the dimmest of you twats might be able to surmise from the moniker we chose

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