Great Moments of Journalism

Harry Dingbat Reid (and thanks a metric FUCKLOAD, Nevada! Hope you all die in a fucking fireball of genital pain!) claims that he once heard an unnamed Bain investor claim that Romney didn’t pay taxes for 10 years. In other words, that he behaved like a typical Democrat Fascist. “He didn’t pay taxes for 10

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Noted MENSA Member and Credentialed Journalist Smashes Girlfriend’s Computer Because She Was Flirting With Romney

After all, she had a picture of him on her Facebook feed! That’s all the evidence you need, right there! And what about the PALESTINIANNNNNNSSSSSSSS???? Sorry. We don’t mean to compare this unfortunate loser in the gene lottery with a retard. Retards don’t deserve that kind of insult. But he might get a job as

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In Other News: Brits Now Helping to Dispose of Iraqi WMDs that Never Existed in the First Place

Because, well, SHUT UP! BUSH LIED, PEOPLE DIED! That’s all you need to know. Peasants! On a related, but rarely explored (by the DNCMedia) note, we keep hearing concerns about Assad using WMDs against the rebels, concerns based on him threatening to do so himself, yet we somehow barely ever hear about anybody wondering where

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Silly Season is Upon Us

As the Ogabe Steno Pool (formerly the “Main Stream Media”) get ever more desperate about the outlook for their chocolate Jeeebus. You know they’re losing when Newsweek (which is a magazine that used to be read by some people, but now even dentists’ offices won’t be caught dead with a copy on the table) runs

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Fourth Time’s the Charm!

Boy oh boy do we have egg on our face! Remember when we were mercilessly ridiculing El Jefe, Captain Hussein “Rambo” McGutsy Call for being gutsy at all in making a decision that anybody with a pulse and two functioning synapses heck, even Jimmeh Cahd’uh would have made, stating that there was, most certainly, not

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Uncanny Valley Open Thread

Our pardons if you’ve seen this before, but this just freaked us the fuck out: Why is this so damn freaky, you say?

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Former SEAL Starts Anti-Hussein Super-PAC

A former member of the military’s vaunted SEAL Team Six, the clandestine unit that led the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, has created a new political action committee focused on defeating President Obama in November. How very splendid and appropriate. We humbly submit a proposal for their website banner: “Mr. President: YOU didn’t do

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For Your Information

When our very good friend (if it weren’t for him, the iconic Rottie at the top of this site wouldn’t be there) and fellow OG’er Mike Hendrix of Cold Fury fame stopped posting on July 6th, we weren’t all that concerned since we knew that he was in the business of moving and had, in

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An Inconvenient Truth

Inconvenient, that is, if you’re a liberal fascist gun-grabber :Friday’s horrible shooting in Colorado occurred in yet another place where guns are banned. And that’s consistent with a trend: With a single exception, every multiple-victim public shooting in the U.S. in which more than three people have been killed since at least 1950 has taken

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Why Not Just Resign Already?

We mean, really. This is getting ridiculous. It’s like a paraplegic picking out the biggest guys in the bar and screaming “oh yeah? Suck my dick, because I’m gonna beat y’all’s asses!” The Catholic Church (indeed anybody who gives a shit about freedom of religion, association and conscience), dissing the Unions in Wisconsin once he

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The Founders were wise

Why? Because they made things like speech, religious freedom, gun ownership and the presumption of innocence not a privilege but a RIGHT because this is what happens to you when Dhimmitude and Socialism get together for a royal ass fucking: “With so many Africans in Greece, the West Nile mosquitoes will be getting home food!!!”.

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David Frum, Once Again, Proves that He’s a Puling Fuckhead

But, much more to our dismay, we realize that he hasn’t yet stuffed himself so full of eclairs that his obscenely obese noggin has exploded. But back to his being an insufferable Canuck dickhead: In a most spectacularly idiotic heap of illogical drivel, little Davy Flab posits that it’s utterly strange and contradictory that Americans

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For Your Tuesday Afternoon Amusement

We think that this is an old skit from the Fox News “Half Hour News Hour”, there’s a little logo in the beginning and all, but we’re not quite sure. After all, it sounds like it came straight off an OgabeMedia infomercial. We’ll be checking to make sure that this is not an ABC “news”

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Was it Even “Body Armor” in the First Place?

In addition to what LC single stack has already mentioned in a most compelling way in this thread (that the AR-15 of the Aurora Beast was chambered for 22LR instead of .223), we now also learn that the “body armor” that he was allegedly wearing might not have been body armor at all. Both items

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In Other, Unrelated News

ABC’s Brian Ross has just discovered that Mitt Romney liked reading Arthur Conan Doyle books as a child. Well, as we all know, Sir Arthur’s most famous character was one Sherlock Holmes. Holmes… HOLMES! Get it? Clearly Mitt Romney is an admirer of the Aurora Beast who, after all, had the same last name as

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