Fa Cube Itches: WHitepages.com lists 214 different places….. Fa Cube Itches: Clearly, it’s belated payback for all of those Viking raids.
Emperor Misha I: He’s currently busy and, besides, they wouldn’t listen when we warned them.
irish19: Given the location, Holger Dansk would be a more appropriate choice.
readerjp: This is a bit old, but it’s only gotten worse – and from The NY Times, of all places. For... Fa Cube Itches: Of course, Germany having a somewhat uh….notable, shall we say, past in dealing with...
Terrapod: QED https://www.whatfinger.com/wp- content/uploads/2019/06/how_th e_left_wins_arguments.jpg Fa Cube Itches: Full force of the Federal government? Yeah, nah. Cadaveri eccellenti? Nah, yeah.
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: Glad I didn’t have a drink, I’d have sprayed it across the room. Terrapod: I swear, today’s headlines are beyond parody: REP. MARCIA FUDGE (D-OH) MAKES SURPRISE IN-KIND... Emperor Misha I: Reminds me why I stopped using Suckerborg’s lousy app so long ago I can’t even remember... Emperor Misha I: As is their right. I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for a reversal if I were them, though....
L.O.R. Ankle biter: They were nailed. Further postings at legal insurrection say they were hit with the max allowed... Terrapod: First Law of Holes (or Assholes): Stop digging! In this case they have a backhoe and seem to be revving it... Emperor Misha I: As it happened last week to Oberlin College. ? Made my week, it did. And their pre-pubescent temper...
angrywebmaster: I’m waiting for the lawsuit and the massive judgement against the Slimes and the Compost. They... Emperor Misha I: Damn! I’ll go one better than that. We should contact the geniuses who built that float and...
tweell: If they get the balloon, can we get the float from Italy? https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=Lv1FE88JVps Terrapod: This is all purposeful, the left controls academia from K to post grad and their stated goal is to turn... VonZorch Imperial Researcher: “The message is that it’s OK to hurt or dehumanize the ‘other,’ ” Butler said.... irish19: even if it’s with a soft ball, I dunno. A 16 in. softball can pack quite a wallop. And have you ever... Emperor Misha I: They are sad, increasingly irrelevant morons, and watching them crash and burn as they inevitably...
VAconservative: “annihilating” opponets? Thought the schools were ‘gun-free zones’. Such a... irish19: Well said, Imperator! Glad you’re with us. Emperor Misha I: Now if we could get the rest of Western Europe to understand what they (the Greatest Generation,...Harry Dingbat Reid (and thanks a metric FUCKLOAD, Nevada! Hope you all die in a fucking fireball of genital pain!) claims that he once heard an unnamed Bain investor claim that Romney didn’t pay taxes for 10 years. In other words, that he behaved like a typical Democrat Fascist. “He didn’t pay taxes for 10
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After all, she had a picture of him on her Facebook feed! That’s all the evidence you need, right there! And what about the PALESTINIANNNNNNSSSSSSSS???? Sorry. We don’t mean to compare this unfortunate loser in the gene lottery with a retard. Retards don’t deserve that kind of insult. But he might get a job as
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Because, well, SHUT UP! BUSH LIED, PEOPLE DIED! That’s all you need to know. Peasants! On a related, but rarely explored (by the DNCMedia) note, we keep hearing concerns about Assad using WMDs against the rebels, concerns based on him threatening to do so himself, yet we somehow barely ever hear about anybody wondering where
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As the Ogabe Steno Pool (formerly the “Main Stream Media”) get ever more desperate about the outlook for their chocolate Jeeebus. You know they’re losing when Newsweek (which is a magazine that used to be read by some people, but now even dentists’ offices won’t be caught dead with a copy on the table) runs
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Boy oh boy do we have egg on our face! Remember when we were mercilessly ridiculing El Jefe, Captain Hussein “Rambo” McGutsy Call for being gutsy at all in making a decision that anybody with a pulse and two functioning synapses heck, even Jimmeh Cahd’uh would have made, stating that there was, most certainly, not
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Our pardons if you’ve seen this before, but this just freaked us the fuck out: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLiX5d3rC6o[/youtube] Why is this so damn freaky, you say?
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A former member of the military’s vaunted SEAL Team Six, the clandestine unit that led the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, has created a new political action committee focused on defeating President Obama in November. How very splendid and appropriate. We humbly submit a proposal for their website banner: “Mr. President: YOU didn’t do
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When our very good friend (if it weren’t for him, the iconic Rottie at the top of this site wouldn’t be there) and fellow OG’er Mike Hendrix of Cold Fury fame stopped posting on July 6th, we weren’t all that concerned since we knew that he was in the business of moving and had, in
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Inconvenient, that is, if you’re a liberal fascist gun-grabber :Friday’s horrible shooting in Colorado occurred in yet another place where guns are banned. And that’s consistent with a trend: With a single exception, every multiple-victim public shooting in the U.S. in which more than three people have been killed since at least 1950 has taken
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We mean, really. This is getting ridiculous. It’s like a paraplegic picking out the biggest guys in the bar and screaming “oh yeah? Suck my dick, because I’m gonna beat y’all’s asses!” The Catholic Church (indeed anybody who gives a shit about freedom of religion, association and conscience), dissing the Unions in Wisconsin once he
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Why? Because they made things like speech, religious freedom, gun ownership and the presumption of innocence not a privilege but a RIGHT because this is what happens to you when Dhimmitude and Socialism get together for a royal ass fucking: “With so many Africans in Greece, the West Nile mosquitoes will be getting home food!!!”.
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But, much more to our dismay, we realize that he hasn’t yet stuffed himself so full of eclairs that his obscenely obese noggin has exploded. But back to his being an insufferable Canuck dickhead: In a most spectacularly idiotic heap of illogical drivel, little Davy Flab posits that it’s utterly strange and contradictory that Americans
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We think that this is an old skit from the Fox News “Half Hour News Hour”, there’s a little logo in the beginning and all, but we’re not quite sure. After all, it sounds like it came straight off an OgabeMedia infomercial. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7pGt_O1uM8[/youtube] We’ll be checking to make sure that this is not an ABC
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In addition to what LC single stack has already mentioned in a most compelling way in this thread (that the AR-15 of the Aurora Beast was chambered for 22LR instead of .223), we now also learn that the “body armor” that he was allegedly wearing might not have been body armor at all. Both items
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ABC’s Brian Ross has just discovered that Mitt Romney liked reading Arthur Conan Doyle books as a child. Well, as we all know, Sir Arthur’s most famous character was one Sherlock Holmes. Holmes… HOLMES! Get it? Clearly Mitt Romney is an admirer of the Aurora Beast who, after all, had the same last name as
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