lc purple raider: It sounded better in the original Totalitarian!
Terrapod: I am sure this is going to work, I mean it was so convenient back in 1936 https://thefederalist.com/2...
LC SecondMouse: This is the reason why the Republicans can’t fight their way out of a paper bag. They let the...
Igor, Imperial Booby: They can’t stand it if anybody is laughing at them, they can’t roll with the... LC SecondMouse: Here’s the latest out of PPD (spit), wherein they are caught photoshopping a suspect’s...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: You asked for it, you got it….
Emperor Misha I: If the CDC was anything other than a full employment program for imbeciles and incompetents, it...
angrywebmaster: Is it time to build a wall around Kalifornistan and quarantine the state? Emperor Misha I: Seems to me that what drives nations to sell of their distant land holdings has always been driven... Emperor Misha I: If it were a hotel project, I’d have to start wondering if the 25th Amendment shitlib morons... Terrapod: Seems to me that what drives nations to sell of their distant land holdings has always been driven by a... angrywebmaster: I don’t recall. Was this a government to government sale that was proposed, or was Trump... Terrapod: Cause of death: IAS Involuntary Assisted Suicide. Terrapod: Probably the only natural death in any event relating to the Clintoons. https://www.politico.com/st... angrywebmaster: I saw a report that the autopsy indicates that Epstein’s neck was broken. Isn’t that...
Fa Cube Itches: We can’t let the Left get away with this. Hi, we’re the American public. Have we met? No...
LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Warranty Expert: LucysMommy had a similar issue a few months ago. She posted a meme on... lc purple raider: Lefticles. Can’t reason with them, can’t legally hunt them… Terrapod: Bwahahahah! Facial recognition software mistook 1 in 5 California lawmakers for criminals, says ACLU... lc purple raider: The photos and videos found in Epstein’s apartment are still in play. It will be very... Emperor Misha I: It will make the lamentations after the battle of the Teutoburger Wald look like a minor expression... angrywebmaster: I pine for the old days when we could upload an image. I made up this meme a few hours ago. 🙂 Emperor Misha I: drug and alcohol fueled hallucinations My favorite kind 😉 angrywebmaster: Oh the conspiracy theories have started in earnest. The left is, of course, accusing President...
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: There’s dreams and then there’s drug and alcohol fueled hallucinations.Harry Dingbat Reid (and thanks a metric FUCKLOAD, Nevada! Hope you all die in a fucking fireball of genital pain!) claims that he once heard an unnamed Bain investor claim that Romney didn’t pay taxes for 10 years. In other words, that he behaved like a typical Democrat Fascist. “He didn’t pay taxes for 10
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After all, she had a picture of him on her Facebook feed! That’s all the evidence you need, right there! And what about the PALESTINIANNNNNNSSSSSSSS???? Sorry. We don’t mean to compare this unfortunate loser in the gene lottery with a retard. Retards don’t deserve that kind of insult. But he might get a job as
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Because, well, SHUT UP! BUSH LIED, PEOPLE DIED! That’s all you need to know. Peasants! On a related, but rarely explored (by the DNCMedia) note, we keep hearing concerns about Assad using WMDs against the rebels, concerns based on him threatening to do so himself, yet we somehow barely ever hear about anybody wondering where
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As the Ogabe Steno Pool (formerly the “Main Stream Media”) get ever more desperate about the outlook for their chocolate Jeeebus. You know they’re losing when Newsweek (which is a magazine that used to be read by some people, but now even dentists’ offices won’t be caught dead with a copy on the table) runs
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Boy oh boy do we have egg on our face! Remember when we were mercilessly ridiculing El Jefe, Captain Hussein “Rambo” McGutsy Call for being gutsy at all in making a decision that anybody with a pulse and two functioning synapses heck, even Jimmeh Cahd’uh would have made, stating that there was, most certainly, not
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Our pardons if you’ve seen this before, but this just freaked us the fuck out: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLiX5d3rC6o[/youtube] Why is this so damn freaky, you say?
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A former member of the military’s vaunted SEAL Team Six, the clandestine unit that led the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, has created a new political action committee focused on defeating President Obama in November. How very splendid and appropriate. We humbly submit a proposal for their website banner: “Mr. President: YOU didn’t do
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When our very good friend (if it weren’t for him, the iconic Rottie at the top of this site wouldn’t be there) and fellow OG’er Mike Hendrix of Cold Fury fame stopped posting on July 6th, we weren’t all that concerned since we knew that he was in the business of moving and had, in
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Inconvenient, that is, if you’re a liberal fascist gun-grabber :Friday’s horrible shooting in Colorado occurred in yet another place where guns are banned. And that’s consistent with a trend: With a single exception, every multiple-victim public shooting in the U.S. in which more than three people have been killed since at least 1950 has taken
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We mean, really. This is getting ridiculous. It’s like a paraplegic picking out the biggest guys in the bar and screaming “oh yeah? Suck my dick, because I’m gonna beat y’all’s asses!” The Catholic Church (indeed anybody who gives a shit about freedom of religion, association and conscience), dissing the Unions in Wisconsin once he
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Why? Because they made things like speech, religious freedom, gun ownership and the presumption of innocence not a privilege but a RIGHT because this is what happens to you when Dhimmitude and Socialism get together for a royal ass fucking: “With so many Africans in Greece, the West Nile mosquitoes will be getting home food!!!”.
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But, much more to our dismay, we realize that he hasn’t yet stuffed himself so full of eclairs that his obscenely obese noggin has exploded. But back to his being an insufferable Canuck dickhead: In a most spectacularly idiotic heap of illogical drivel, little Davy Flab posits that it’s utterly strange and contradictory that Americans
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We think that this is an old skit from the Fox News “Half Hour News Hour”, there’s a little logo in the beginning and all, but we’re not quite sure. After all, it sounds like it came straight off an OgabeMedia infomercial. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7pGt_O1uM8[/youtube] We’ll be checking to make sure that this is not an ABC
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In addition to what LC single stack has already mentioned in a most compelling way in this thread (that the AR-15 of the Aurora Beast was chambered for 22LR instead of .223), we now also learn that the “body armor” that he was allegedly wearing might not have been body armor at all. Both items
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ABC’s Brian Ross has just discovered that Mitt Romney liked reading Arthur Conan Doyle books as a child. Well, as we all know, Sir Arthur’s most famous character was one Sherlock Holmes. Holmes… HOLMES! Get it? Clearly Mitt Romney is an admirer of the Aurora Beast who, after all, had the same last name as
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