LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: Woman stopped for speeding informs the Highway Patrolman she’s late...
LC Wil, S.C.E.: Hell, I did that in 1986. Young black male 1LT in uniform, 62 in a 40, Schofield Barracks,...
VAconservative: Cop: your eyes are red. You been drinking? Driver: Your eyes are glazed. You been eating donuts?
Terrapod: I guess that would have been Brigid visiting OZ, nothing quite like a red head pilot in a car. 😉
redc1c4: LOL… naow i have to go get a pilot’s license.
Opposable Thumbs: As far as I know, BC is not on facecrack, but he did comment here back in April. I will be doing... Terrapod: While we are reminiscing, anyone know what has happened to Azy or BC for that matter? Don’t do... Opposable Thumbs: I am always in the same room. LC Wil, S.C.E.: David, the Russians make more sence than the DNC . . just sayin’ And the last time...
L.C. Mope: Has anyone ever seen DJAllyn and Opposable Thumbs in the same room at the same time? Or, for that matter,... LC Wil, S.C.E.: What’s Coming – https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=x8A9Y1Dq_cQ G*D protect us . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: The Demoscum are going to try to steal another election. The attempt this time will result in the... Terrapod: Will the bard, quite apropos that is.. Got me to thinking about current situation in my town and... LC Wil, S.C.E.: Well, so much for formatting . . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: TOP THREAD, SO IT GOES HERE. Majesty, for your amusement: Blue Line Fever (broken Oath of... Terrapod: Trump has unerring instincts to do the right thing when he does not listen to the swamp critters still in... Terrapod: Bren – If I were a betting man, it would be California, Colorado or Washington. Some green nut...
irish19: Never heard of that.
LCBren: Speaking of law, what dumbfuck US law says ID is needed to buy coffee? Or are some of the states stuck on... irish19: I have to say I am pleasantly surprised that here in Ill-annoy of all places, county sheriffs, county... LCBren: Three instances in recent days of Aust police…and this is not a joke..slapping HOMELESS people with... irish19: Well put, Sire.Harry Dingbat Reid (and thanks a metric FUCKLOAD, Nevada! Hope you all die in a fucking fireball of genital pain!) claims that he once heard an unnamed Bain investor claim that Romney didn’t pay taxes for 10 years. In other words, that he behaved like a typical Democrat Fascist. “He didn’t pay taxes for 10
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After all, she had a picture of him on her Facebook feed! That’s all the evidence you need, right there! And what about the PALESTINIANNNNNNSSSSSSSS???? Sorry. We don’t mean to compare this unfortunate loser in the gene lottery with a retard. Retards don’t deserve that kind of insult. But he might get a job as
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Because, well, SHUT UP! BUSH LIED, PEOPLE DIED! That’s all you need to know. Peasants! On a related, but rarely explored (by the DNCMedia) note, we keep hearing concerns about Assad using WMDs against the rebels, concerns based on him threatening to do so himself, yet we somehow barely ever hear about anybody wondering where
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As the Ogabe Steno Pool (formerly the “Main Stream Media”) get ever more desperate about the outlook for their chocolate Jeeebus. You know they’re losing when Newsweek (which is a magazine that used to be read by some people, but now even dentists’ offices won’t be caught dead with a copy on the table) runs
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Boy oh boy do we have egg on our face! Remember when we were mercilessly ridiculing El Jefe, Captain Hussein “Rambo” McGutsy Call for being gutsy at all in making a decision that anybody with a pulse and two functioning synapses heck, even Jimmeh Cahd’uh would have made, stating that there was, most certainly, not
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Our pardons if you’ve seen this before, but this just freaked us the fuck out: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLiX5d3rC6o[/youtube] Why is this so damn freaky, you say?
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A former member of the military’s vaunted SEAL Team Six, the clandestine unit that led the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, has created a new political action committee focused on defeating President Obama in November. How very splendid and appropriate. We humbly submit a proposal for their website banner: “Mr. President: YOU didn’t do
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When our very good friend (if it weren’t for him, the iconic Rottie at the top of this site wouldn’t be there) and fellow OG’er Mike Hendrix of Cold Fury fame stopped posting on July 6th, we weren’t all that concerned since we knew that he was in the business of moving and had, in
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Inconvenient, that is, if you’re a liberal fascist gun-grabber :Friday’s horrible shooting in Colorado occurred in yet another place where guns are banned. And that’s consistent with a trend: With a single exception, every multiple-victim public shooting in the U.S. in which more than three people have been killed since at least 1950 has taken
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We mean, really. This is getting ridiculous. It’s like a paraplegic picking out the biggest guys in the bar and screaming “oh yeah? Suck my dick, because I’m gonna beat y’all’s asses!” The Catholic Church (indeed anybody who gives a shit about freedom of religion, association and conscience), dissing the Unions in Wisconsin once he
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But, much more to our dismay, we realize that he hasn’t yet stuffed himself so full of eclairs that his obscenely obese noggin has exploded. But back to his being an insufferable Canuck dickhead: In a most spectacularly idiotic heap of illogical drivel, little Davy Flab posits that it’s utterly strange and contradictory that Americans
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We think that this is an old skit from the Fox News “Half Hour News Hour”, there’s a little logo in the beginning and all, but we’re not quite sure. After all, it sounds like it came straight off an OgabeMedia infomercial. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7pGt_O1uM8[/youtube] We’ll be checking to make sure that this is not an ABC
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In addition to what LC single stack has already mentioned in a most compelling way in this thread (that the AR-15 of the Aurora Beast was chambered for 22LR instead of .223), we now also learn that the “body armor” that he was allegedly wearing might not have been body armor at all. Both items
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ABC’s Brian Ross has just discovered that Mitt Romney liked reading Arthur Conan Doyle books as a child. Well, as we all know, Sir Arthur’s most famous character was one Sherlock Holmes. Holmes… HOLMES! Get it? Clearly Mitt Romney is an admirer of the Aurora Beast who, after all, had the same last name as
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About how businesses promise you the moon, then ignore you until they realize that you weren’t just the insignificant peasant that they thought they could screw over without consequences following. Welcome to the Internets, douchebags, where everything you ever do to ream your customers up the Khyber Pass will be documented. And no, we’re not
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