Fauxcahontas Suddenly Remembers Lying to Harvard About her Heritage

Listen, faux squaw, you can quit digging now, m’kay? Although if you insist on breaking out the backhoe, by all means be our guest. We enjoy the laugh. Democratic Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren acknowledged for the first time late Wednesday night that she told Harvard University and the University of Pennsylvania that she was Native

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National Socialist Democrat Jurors Hang Jury in Edwards Case

Because of the… We got nuthin’. OK, them’s the rules of the justice system. If a juror or jurors decide that party fanaticism goes before justice, then they can hang the process to get their preferred result, facts and evidence be damned. It’s just the way it is. Something to keep in mind for future

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Chris “Girly-boy” Hayes “Apologizes.”

We’re sure you enjoyed the Imperial Minister of Truth’s brutal smackdown of Chris “Mangina” Hayes’ disgusting statement as much as we did and, if not, you’re to report to the Imperial Reeducation Campus by tomorrow, 0328 hrs, also known as “o dark clusterfuck”, for your remedial training sessions. “Uncomfortable with using the word ‘hero’ to

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