Articles from May 2012



“Choom”, Goes the Weasel

Since youthful stupidity is suddenly such a HUGE issue to the Ogabe Steno Pool (formerly known as the MSM), we suppose this story about resident Obam-bam spending his youth trying to out-stone Cheech and Chong is a big one: A self-selected group of boys at Punahou School who loved basketball and good times called themselves

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Liberal Fascists Never Learn

So Illinois is facing having to cut down on their generous bennies unless they somehow come up with some more of other people’s money. But hey, no problem right? Just raise taxes! The sponsor of the cigarette tax, House Majority Leader Barbara Flynn Currie, D-Chicago, told the House Human Services Committee before the floor vote

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Paging the Imperial Grammar Czar

Before we make an Imperial Arse of Ourself (which we have in the past and we’re trying, really, to not make a habit of it) and keeping in mind that English is our second language, we have a quick question: The past tense of the verb “lead.” Is it “led” or isn’t it? Because it

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Domestic Terrorism and the Indifference of the Justice System and the MSM

We don’t often fail to see a big story brewing, but we have to admit that we were caught completely flat-footed on this one. Well, perhaps not completely, we were aware peripherally about these kinds of goings-on, but they go on all the time in New Media. Except this wasn’t and isn’t Just One of

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Way to Pick a Fight, You Moron

We almost, ALMOST feel sorry for Der Fubar in his insistence on picking a fight that he cannot possibly even hope to prevail in. We’re speaking, of course, of his ill-conceived, retarded war on the Catholic Church and his insistence that he, Der Fubar, has the power to eliminate the First Amendment by fiat and

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Chubby’s At It Again.

Y’all remember my local Yankee transplant Frank “chubby” Cerabino? Well, he’s back with more GFW brilliance. How did we let this happen? By allowing damned yankees to cross our border and squat? Florida is usually in the vanguard when it comes to fetishizing guns. Awfully quick to make a sexual reference there chubby. I recently

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The Prick Factory Drops the R, I, and K

…and becomes the PC Factory. Seriously, you just can’t make this shit up. An official at the U.S. Naval Academy strongly is urging officers to no longer refer to the exercise “Indian runs” as such in order not to offend Native Americans, according to a series of emails sent from the academy’s equal opportunity adviser

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Obama the Birther

We know we’re late to this party, but we have other pressing issues that we have to deal with these days. Still, we can’t help but chortle at the discovery that Ogabe was the Original Birther. And here we thought that all of us who ever dared question why Ogabe was so damn secretive about

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Great Moments in GFW’ery

Because, well, when idiots like these pop out of the woodwork, it’s time to remember that this site is called the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler. And a hat tip to Tam, that funny lady. 13-Year-Old Among 2 Arrested On Suspicion Of Possessing Stolen Military Weapon We should like to note that the original headline appears to have

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You Are, Are You?

According to this site, the DHS is preparing for civil war. In a riveting interview on TruNews Radio, Wednesday, private investigator Doug Hagmann said high-level, reliable sources told him the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is preparing for “massive civil war” in America. They are, are they? His Imperial Majesty is not one to

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Suddenly the Washington Compost of the Ogabe Stenography Pool Discovers Religion

Mind you, those are the same cock-slurping journaljizzm hacks who, for years, found absolutely no reason to link religion to anything. As long as that religion happens to be pisslam, that is. But now Der Fubar is in trouble, an election is coming up, and all stops must be pulled in order to destroy his

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What He Said

The Newt in rare form, deciding to put his full support behind the GOP shit sandwich since it’s all that we’ve got now, but that’s not the take-away from this article. The REAL take-away is this line of his: “I am not for a narrow victory,” he said. “I am for crushing the left in

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Publik Skool “Teacher” Tells Student that Disrespecting Der Fubar is a Criminal Offense

VORWÄRTS! (h/t Ace). Well, there’s no doubt that the sub-cretin useless cunt would like for that to be the case, but last we checked it wasn’t. Don’t tell this poor overworked, underpaid, incredibly qualified public “servant” schoolteacher saint among women that, though, or she’ll scream at you and threaten you with jail. A YouTube video

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Forward for Socialism (of Next Tuesday™)

Our comrades over at the People’s Cube have been hard at work producing election material for Ear Leader’s upcoming campaign. A sample: Thatisall.

Der Fubar’s Simmering Race War is Not What You Might Think

Originally this was supposed to be “merely” a response in the previous Martin/Zimmerman thread, but it’s important enough that I’ll elevate it to a full post. Because it’s important that we not lose sight of what’s really going on and, by doing so, play straight into the hands of the subhuman slime currently manipulating popular

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