LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.: lc purple raider says: I wonder if female mutilation was...
lc purple raider: I wonder if female mutilation was done to Obama. Would explain much about him.
Tallulah: And here are photos of this gruesome, hideous practice. If you can stomach it. http://www.barenakedislam... Tallulah: The rate of FGM in Egypt is over NINETY PERCENT, so yeah, they’re LYING: huge surprise there, I know.
readerjp: ‘We’re coming for you, Barack Obama’: High-ranking U.S. officials said Wednesday that...
LC Xystus: irish19: LC Xystus says: Sorry, that was Veeshir; I can’t take credit.
irish19: LC Xystus says: I will say that this time we make Germany keep France. They both deserve it. Beat me to it. readerjp: An email from my friend in Paris – whose parents were both Holocaust survivors. Some riots are... LC Xystus: Veeshir: I will say that this time we make Germany keep France. :em01:
angrywebmaster: LC hilljohnny @ #:I hope it comes to America someday. i’d like to see it. Depending on traffic,... irish19: it’s as futile as trying to read the auspices from the guts of a seagull Reading those is easy. They say,... Tallulah: The only good Moslem is a bad Moslem. If ya know what I mean. OT but excellent, on the Commie Bastards:... angrywebmaster: Eric Praline @ #:You’d think that, with every journ0list in the west scouring the planet for the...
Eric Praline: A majority of the world’s 1.6 billion Muslims are peaceful, You’d think that, with every...
Veeshir: The problem is that people of faith often become fanatics of faith. Reason and force are useless against... readerjp: 20,000 Israelis attend lone soldier’s funeral Police estimate that more than 20,000 people on Monday... angrywebmaster: LC R6 @ #:Why doesn’t Israel put up a mini Operation Chrome Dome with Spectre Gunships? First, I... angrywebmaster: LC R6 @ #:We did that with smallpox once. Look how well that turned out. Yep, worked out REAL good....
LC R6: So my question is this: Why doesn’t Israel put up a mini Operation Chrome Dome with Spectre Gunships?... LC R6: I think Israel has decided that now is the time to fully sanitize the Gaza strip. I am hearing they are going... lc purple raider: I assume you mean Gaza as the stand in for the South? Yep! angrywebmaster: lc purple raider @ #:Israel needs a Sherman’s bloody march. I assume you mean Gaza as the stand in... lc purple raider: Israel needs a Sherman’s bloody march. lc purple raider: “No one is burying it except for the Obama administration.” That’s SOP for the...
LCBrendan: What are you talking about, Brendan? This has been all over the news..all over the internet. No one is...Rotties are stubborn that way…. But there comes a time….. I know that too… For those of you not knowing, imagine watching your mate slowly taken from you, one day at a time………financially bereft of resource or hope…..cornered, helpless, an agonizing impotence and horribly frustrated. And occasionally, a sense of relief tempered with guilt. For
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I, like all of you, promised Deej that I would not make a big deal out of his condition, and I’m not. He’s still the same old Deej as far as everything else goes. But his wife just left this in the open thread. My husband of 45 years is currently in a coma following
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Since we already have a Weekend Open Thread, I just thought it incumbent on me to update the Loyal Citizenry on the state of the Empire and the reason for my apparent absence. I am neither dead nor incapacitated (so don’t be opening the champagne from the Imperial Dungeon yet, that shit is expensive and
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Since the lefties got burned so bad on the whole puppygate thing they suddenly declared that it’s no longer an issue. Well I say the comedic value alone is worth keeping the issue alive. Courtesy of Grouchy Old Cripple and via linky love from Rurik, Ogabe’s favorite fast food restaurant.
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Since no one else has posted one, I’ll take it on myself to start a Weekend Open Thread™. Today’s CheaperThanDirt! Tech Support Call Of The Day: “Ah, yeah…do you guys have inflatable camoflage goats?” “Yes, we have a nice selection of inflatable boats. What did you want to use it for?” “Ah, not boats. Goats.”
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Courtesy of LC Thresher we have Bill Whittle eviscerating Ogabe’s ode to Leni Riefenstahl, Mystery Science Theater style.
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Eleven states seceded from the Union in 1861. Each of those states honors it’s sons who fell during the war, but today is the anniversary of Gen. Johnson surrendering the last Confederate field force to Gen. Sherman and is recognized by four of them (Alabama, Florida, Georgia and Mississippi) as Confederate Memorial Day. The causes
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Via our inestimable LC Rurik comes this piece of ugly truth which no one dares speak, the true state of race relations in our country. The even sadder truth is that any attempt to speak openly about what Fred says here is automatically branded as racist, even if the man saying it is black. Just
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By which we mean those irritating “follow me on this”, “like this on that” and “recommend this on the other” cutesy little Failbook, Spoogele, Twatter and Bob knows what else buttons that seem to be infesting every single website His Imperial Majesty reads as of late. They eff up the templates, choke up the browsers
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The Enemy Media is getting dog-gone dog-weary now that their carefully honed narrative has blown up in their faces when it turned out that their Messiah not only abused dogs, he actually ate them (and nobody really knows if he’s stopped since he has no comment on the matter). Still, it’d be horrid to let
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Yep, all those pundits screaming that the Sanford PD video of Zimmerman being brought into the station showed with absolute certainty that Zimmerman was a cold blooded murderer who had not been battered at all and shot Martin for the crime of wearing a hoody while black, guess they were right after all.
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Obama 2012: If you LIKE your dog, you can EAT your dog! (And I have some pretty fabulous recipes too!) A survey conducted for the Imperial News Agency revealed that news of Obama’s alleged dog-eating habits have an increasing number of voters feeling, as one respondent put it, “disgusted and nauseated.” The general feeling among
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Again, from S.Weasel: You think we’re ever going to let this one go? Think again. What’s good for the goose… Gives a whole new meaning to the old term for food, “chow”, doesn’t it? Romney may have been unkind to his dog, but at least he didn’t EAT him. Hey, Ogabe, what kind of wine
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From Gabriel Malor who, correctly, notes that “concerns among GOP voters about Romney’s wealth” is utter fucking bullshit. Gabriel points out, among other things and, again, very correctly, that the Enemy Media’s “concerned GOP voter” sources are using terms like “1 percenter”, which we all know is something that doesn’t matter one tiny whit to
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Via Cold Fury, who doesn’t give a flying fuck either, we learn that apparently, *HORROR, GASP, OUTRAGE*, some US troops posed in a picture with pieces of a subhuman, barbarian splodeydope. Predictably, the Ogabe Misadministration is in full self-flagellation mode, condemning and apologizing and bending over in hope of a reach-around, lest we offend the
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