Igor, Imperial Booby: Oh crap! They got to bruce!!!! Speak to us, brother! Yell so we can find ya! :em05:
bruce: s bruce: i hope the bitch jarrett choked to death on bongo’s dick!does any one think that any of these scum bag...
SoCalOilMan, K.o.E.: I’m curious about where is President Jarrett? I haven’t heard nor seen anything...
Tallulah: Saw this at Ace’s place. Go there for the embedded links to the rest of this horrible story —...
LC Xystus: One measure I thought of yesterday: an online cartoon/comic strip about a non-super hero who fights the...
0007: Me, I’m ‘scoping all my long guns…
Fa Cube Itches: HempRopeAndStreetlight @ #: Eventually, this leads to economic ruin – and then the bread and...
HempRopeAndStreetlight: They tyrants in charge have learned jack shit from history. Just like all of the empires...
LC HJ Caveman82952: On my feet. LC Xystus: FCI: He’s Prometheus facing the eagle every day, dude. He’s not chained to his office; he ccould...
LC Draco: LC Glad…. there are those out here that make our own laws…See my post at 16. Right or...
LC TerribleTroy: LAtimes is reporting that Lerner will plead the 5th tomorrow if not excused from testifying. This...
LC Gladiator: Bullsh*t Deej.. Obama and his admin are like any before, they are sworn to uphold the Constitution and... Fa Cube Itches: DJ Allyn, MPSE @ #: “Well… yeah. The government can’t just snap up evidence without a court...
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: Cougar1978 says: Who’d win in a fight over food? Him or Moo-chelle? Moo-chelle without...
Mark12A: Don’t laugh about the forks in the hair thing. I’m certain that it worked. They left me alone,...
Cougar1978: Eesh, must be a distant relative fo Travis The Face Shredding Chimpanzee from Connecticutt. Who’d...
LadyRaven: LC Gladiator @ #:13 Fine! Next you’ll be telling us there’s no Nessie either! :em04: LC Gladiator: A drop bear or dropbear is a fictitious Australian marsupial.[1] Drop bears are commonly said to be... Fa Cube Itches: Special Ed @ #: Yes, the Nazis (national socialists) were anti-communist (international socialists)....
Special Ed: Now, Fa Cube Itches, that little screed merely lists the groups in the chronological order in which they...Rotties are stubborn that way…. But there comes a time….. I know that too… For those of you not knowing, imagine watching your mate slowly taken from you, one day at a time………financially bereft of resource or hope…..cornered, helpless, an agonizing impotence and horribly frustrated. And occasionally, a sense of relief tempered with guilt. For
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I, like all of you, promised Deej that I would not make a big deal out of his condition, and I’m not. He’s still the same old Deej as far as everything else goes. But his wife just left this in the open thread. My husband of 45 years is currently in a coma following
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Since we already have a Weekend Open Thread, I just thought it incumbent on me to update the Loyal Citizenry on the state of the Empire and the reason for my apparent absence. I am neither dead nor incapacitated (so don’t be opening the champagne from the Imperial Dungeon yet, that shit is expensive and
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Since the lefties got burned so bad on the whole puppygate thing they suddenly declared that it’s no longer an issue. Well I say the comedic value alone is worth keeping the issue alive. Courtesy of Grouchy Old Cripple and via linky love from Rurik, Ogabe’s favorite fast food restaurant.
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Since no one else has posted one, I’ll take it on myself to start a Weekend Open Thread™. Today’s CheaperThanDirt! Tech Support Call Of The Day: “Ah, yeah…do you guys have inflatable camoflage goats?” “Yes, we have a nice selection of inflatable boats. What did you want to use it for?” “Ah, not boats. Goats.”
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Courtesy of LC Thresher we have Bill Whittle eviscerating Ogabe’s ode to Leni Riefenstahl, Mystery Science Theater style.
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Eleven states seceded from the Union in 1861. Each of those states honors it’s sons who fell during the war, but today is the anniversary of Gen. Johnson surrendering the last Confederate field force to Gen. Sherman and is recognized by four of them (Alabama, Florida, Georgia and Mississippi) as Confederate Memorial Day. The causes
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Via our inestimable LC Rurik comes this piece of ugly truth which no one dares speak, the true state of race relations in our country. The even sadder truth is that any attempt to speak openly about what Fred says here is automatically branded as racist, even if the man saying it is black. Just
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By which we mean those irritating “follow me on this”, “like this on that” and “recommend this on the other” cutesy little Failbook, Spoogele, Twatter and Bob knows what else buttons that seem to be infesting every single website His Imperial Majesty reads as of late. They eff up the templates, choke up the browsers
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The Enemy Media is getting dog-gone dog-weary now that their carefully honed narrative has blown up in their faces when it turned out that their Messiah not only abused dogs, he actually ate them (and nobody really knows if he’s stopped since he has no comment on the matter). Still, it’d be horrid to let
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Yep, all those pundits screaming that the Sanford PD video of Zimmerman being brought into the station showed with absolute certainty that Zimmerman was a cold blooded murderer who had not been battered at all and shot Martin for the crime of wearing a hoody while black, guess they were right after all.
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Obama 2012: If you LIKE your dog, you can EAT your dog! (And I have some pretty fabulous recipes too!) A survey conducted for the Imperial News Agency revealed that news of Obama’s alleged dog-eating habits have an increasing number of voters feeling, as one respondent put it, “disgusted and nauseated.” The general feeling among
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Again, from S.Weasel: You think we’re ever going to let this one go? Think again. What’s good for the goose… Gives a whole new meaning to the old term for food, “chow”, doesn’t it? Romney may have been unkind to his dog, but at least he didn’t EAT him. Hey, Ogabe, what kind of wine
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From Gabriel Malor who, correctly, notes that “concerns among GOP voters about Romney’s wealth” is utter fucking bullshit. Gabriel points out, among other things and, again, very correctly, that the Enemy Media’s “concerned GOP voter” sources are using terms like “1 percenter”, which we all know is something that doesn’t matter one tiny whit to
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Via Cold Fury, who doesn’t give a flying fuck either, we learn that apparently, *HORROR, GASP, OUTRAGE*, some US troops posed in a picture with pieces of a subhuman, barbarian splodeydope. Predictably, the Ogabe Misadministration is in full self-flagellation mode, condemning and apologizing and bending over in hope of a reach-around, lest we offend the
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