Opposable Thumbs: I know that not everyone here is experiencing this pandemic thing in the same way. I am less than...
Terrapod: Misha. I sent a letter (written by post and same by e-mail) to the Office of the President about 3 days...
Emperor Misha I: Most of the country is having a nothingburger. Talk to medicos in NY(F)C and New Orleans and you’ll...
tweell: Most of the country is having a nothingburger. Talk to medicos in NY(F)C and New Orleans and you’ll... Terrapod: Just e-mailed a video link to ya, shows the disconnect in full color. Don’t recall where found, been...
angrywebmaster: I agree that President Trump could have done things a bit differently during the “Great...
Igor, Imperial Booby: DJT understands, but unfortunately he’s not firm enough – that *I* can see –... Igor, Imperial Booby: The answer to your question is in your question: MORONS…
LCBren: Blatant police overreach – dictatorship. “There are nuances, obviously, but if it’s... LCBren: Yeah well thats arguable..the meek submission to what is fast becoming a fascist police state is another... Terrapod: Fookin’ magnificent response. Aussies still have brass balls to clang about. LCBren: Right now it is more real for me..and Ive never felt more alone. Was married 23 years and her absence is... LCBren: Deej. On your own, on a beach, more than ten feet from anyone else, is not an issue. In a tinny, on a lake,... Igor, Imperial Booby: Catchy! ;P Emperor Misha I: Thanks, Deej! LCBren: We have a news site, and theres a new article each day dripping with contempt for Pres Trump…I dont... Terrapod: No more made in china for this Rottizen to the maximum extent possible. Then there is the effing so called... Igor, Imperial Booby: As useful as tits on a boar. A screen door in a submarine. Anything made in China. Igor, Imperial Booby: “Seen any Zombies?” Just watch the LameStream News… angrywebmaster: Wall, rifles, journalists. Some assembly required. Rope is cheaper, easier to get, (Seems... angrywebmaster: First, some due diligence. My S.O.(Who is also my ex-wife. We got back together!!), Is Chinese. Now,...
LC hilljohnny: can someone put that on ‘Winnie the Flu’ shirt? LC hilljohnny: the panic pimps are loving this crisisI, like all of you, promised Deej that I would not make a big deal out of his condition, and I’m not. He’s still the same old Deej as far as everything else goes. But his wife just left this in the open thread. My husband of 45 years is currently in a coma following
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Since we already have a Weekend Open Thread, I just thought it incumbent on me to update the Loyal Citizenry on the state of the Empire and the reason for my apparent absence. I am neither dead nor incapacitated (so don’t be opening the champagne from the Imperial Dungeon yet, that shit is expensive and
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Since the lefties got burned so bad on the whole puppygate thing they suddenly declared that it’s no longer an issue. Well I say the comedic value alone is worth keeping the issue alive. Courtesy of Grouchy Old Cripple and via linky love from Rurik, Ogabe’s favorite fast food restaurant.
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Courtesy of LC Thresher we have Bill Whittle eviscerating Ogabe’s ode to Leni Riefenstahl, Mystery Science Theater style. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aR1ekUSfyU&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
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Eleven states seceded from the Union in 1861. Each of those states honors it’s sons who fell during the war, but today is the anniversary of Gen. Johnson surrendering the last Confederate field force to Gen. Sherman and is recognized by four of them (Alabama, Florida, Georgia and Mississippi) as Confederate Memorial Day. The causes
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Via our inestimable LC Rurik comes this piece of ugly truth which no one dares speak, the true state of race relations in our country. The even sadder truth is that any attempt to speak openly about what Fred says here is automatically branded as racist, even if the man saying it is black. Just
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By which we mean those irritating “follow me on this”, “like this on that” and “recommend this on the other” cutesy little Failbook, Spoogele, Twatter and Bob knows what else buttons that seem to be infesting every single website His Imperial Majesty reads as of late. They eff up the templates, choke up the browsers
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The Enemy Media is getting dog-gone dog-weary now that their carefully honed narrative has blown up in their faces when it turned out that their Messiah not only abused dogs, he actually ate them (and nobody really knows if he’s stopped since he has no comment on the matter). Still, it’d be horrid to let
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Yep, all those pundits screaming that the Sanford PD video of Zimmerman being brought into the station showed with absolute certainty that Zimmerman was a cold blooded murderer who had not been battered at all and shot Martin for the crime of wearing a hoody while black, guess they were right after all.
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Obama 2012: If you LIKE your dog, you can EAT your dog! (And I have some pretty fabulous recipes too!) A survey conducted for the Imperial News Agency revealed that news of Obama’s alleged dog-eating habits have an increasing number of voters feeling, as one respondent put it, “disgusted and nauseated.” The general feeling among
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Again, from S.Weasel: You think we’re ever going to let this one go? Think again. What’s good for the goose… Gives a whole new meaning to the old term for food, “chow”, doesn’t it? Romney may have been unkind to his dog, but at least he didn’t EAT him. Hey, Ogabe, what kind of wine
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From Gabriel Malor who, correctly, notes that “concerns among GOP voters about Romney’s wealth” is utter fucking bullshit. Gabriel points out, among other things and, again, very correctly, that the Enemy Media’s “concerned GOP voter” sources are using terms like “1 percenter”, which we all know is something that doesn’t matter one tiny whit to
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Via Cold Fury, who doesn’t give a flying fuck either, we learn that apparently, *HORROR, GASP, OUTRAGE*, some US troops posed in a picture with pieces of a subhuman, barbarian splodeydope. Predictably, the Ogabe Misadministration is in full self-flagellation mode, condemning and apologizing and bending over in hope of a reach-around, lest we offend the
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Ted Nugent has never been one to be timid with his remarks. It’s his unbridled energy and passion that has made him a breath of fresh air in the stale pleasantries of “civil discourse” that passes for debate these days, and his unrestrained rhetoric harkens back to the day of fiery oratory from the likes
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It doesn’t matter who fired it. Whether it was an eager patriot, a nervous redcoat, or a drunken hunter not even on the field, is immaterial. What matters is that the shot was fired and the road to a new nation was trod. The path to this point had been tumultuous, and it was far
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