Reichsführer Ogabe Postpones Recovery Another 5 Years
"Under my plan, energy prices would necessarily skyrocket." -- B. Hussein Obunghole, 2008 And at least that's one promise he has kept. The Obama administration today endorsed new oil and…
And Now, Because We Know How Much You Love Vice President Choo Choo’s Antics…
We bring the latest in our series, "Joe the Nut Fluffer Biden Does the Presidential Staff..." (If you know what we mean and we think that you do). Vice President…
TV Host Nobody Watches Will Now Be Able to Sit at Home and Not Be Watched [UPDATED]
Via The Angry Webmaster: Current TV said Friday afternoon that it had terminated the contract of its lead anchor Keith Olbermann, scarcely one year after he was hired to reboot…
Still Waiting For Justice
What, it's been a week now since the New Black Panthers publicly put out a contract on a private citizen and the FBI still hasn't been making arrests now? His…
In Keeping With the Current Theme
His Imperial Majesty decided to create his very own motivational poster: Thatisall.
Teh Weekly Funny And Open Thread
Ever wonder about the ultimate solution to protecting ourselves from gun violence? Well there's a solution to that pesky problem for all y'all folks that are skeeerd of havin' one…
Prayers, please.
LCs, the report has come in that the Empress Sophie is in the hospital with pulmonary embolisms in both lungs. Drop what you're doing, and pray. We are over here…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You may not remember the blackmail outfit Righthaven LLC who thought to make a tidy profit out of buying up copyrights to newspaper items and then suing anybody as much…
Racist “White Hispanic” Vigilante Murderer Slaying Innocent Little Child™ Narrative Unravelling [UPDATED AGAIN]
As we suspected all along but, unlike the Enemy Media™, we prefer to wait until actual facts start coming in prior to issuing a verdict like, say, the Duke Lacrosse…
The Shit We’re Really In
I caught a bit of Zer0's campaign propaganda in Oklahoma the other day and I have to admit I'm impressed by the sheer number of lies and distortions he can…
Still Looking for One Single Solitary Difference Between Ogabe and Ogamney
And still having no luck whatsoever. "Oh, but he's going to do something to lower gas prices!" Really? (h/t Cold Fury): When lieutenant governor Kerry Healey, a fellow Republican, called…
And The Tourette’s Award of the Year Goes to… [UPDATED]
Reichsführer Ogabe's life insurance policy, Joe "choo-choo" Biden: Vice President Joseph Biden on Monday night upped the ante around the already quite-dramatic assassination of Osama bin Laden. From the pool…
Enough. Just. Fucking ENOUGH With Those Blue-Shirted Swine Already!!!
Shoot the whole sorry lot of them after a perfunctory trial, preferably one involving sticking fingers up their privates and molesting them. For weeks. Before we get to the point,…
Just A Brief Interlude
Seems most of the staff in these hereabouts have had a gross abandonment of the muse we all depend on to write our drivel by. I'm sure that in short…