Olympia Snowe Hears History Calling Again

And good riddance to bad rubbish as the socialist cow who voted for the Senate HellCare Bill wanders off to chew the cud away from DC. Harry Reid, on the other hand, is about to blow his liver up as he hasn’t quit drinking ever since he heard that his favorite “Republican” was about to

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I Have Got To Get Me One Of These !

I happened to run across an article on this beaut over at The Blaze. There was no doubt that I just had to bring this back to the dog pound, so y’all can yelp and howl watching the video. This thing is just too cool for words, a serious schhhwiiinnnng producer. Once you’re done schwiiiinnnngggg

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Oh Ferchrissakes!

It’s bad enough that the Food Nazis are sending out inspectors to confiscate little children’s food and humiliating them in front of their peers, now we have the bastard nanny statist meddling swine fucking around with our military too (h/t Jeff G.): The nutrition education program alerts soldiers that “red” foods like bacon and apple

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Algae Fuel!

Because, let’s face it, who would know more about the potential of pond scum than Ogabe does? Thatisall.

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Your Apology, Hamid? Any Time Now… Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock…

It just keeps getting “better” (h/t LC readerjp): Two U.S. soldiers were gunned down last week at a base in eastern Afghanistan by a man wearing an Afghan National Army uniform. The man who shot two military officers Saturday at the interior ministry was a junior intelligence officer with ties to a Pakistani religious school,

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Dreams of My Fatherland

With the last three years of Ear Leader’s unwavering sprint towards the Singularity of Socialist Stoopid™, it has become harder and harder to pass off the horrifying similarities of his would-be dictatorial regime and a certain one-balled Austrian corporal’s, at least in their initial years of trying to consolidate their absolute power over the citizenry,

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“Dear Hamid…”

It seems like the Imperial Consigliere has offered up some consiglierying pro bono to Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure regarding the proper response to Karzai’s whining and screeching over American troops burning Haji Message Delivery Systems. Unfortunately, SCOAMF didn’t make use of the generous offer. But WE would have. Oh yes indeed we would!

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In Other News, Governor Asterisk Announces Utterly Predictable Trial Balloon for Third Party Candidacy

Not his own, mind you. Not yet. We’ve had this sneaky suspicion ever since Obama’s ambassador to China gave up his cushy sinecure to run an utterly doomed from the outset, long shot campaign to get the Republican nomination. We couldn’t quite put our finger on it, all that we knew was that something was

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More Unicorn Farts From President Food Stamp

Now that we feel a bit better (nothing like an F-5 hyperbole-laced full-on frustration rant to get your blood pressure down again) we note (via Cold Fury) that President No Gas has yet another pie in the sky alternative to fuel that we’re sure will soon see multi-billion dollar subsidies (as long as the recipients

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Cocksucking Marxist Piece of Shit Dictator Coke Fiend Appalled that Americans Are On To Him

At a campaign event in Coral Gables, Florida, President Obama says Republicans see rising gas prices as a “political opportunity” and they are “licking their chops.” Obama didn’t stop there. “They greet bad news so enthusiastically,” he added. “You pay more, they’re licking their chops. They’re merely noting the ONE campaign promise you actually KEPT:

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Contraception- Another Stoopid Distraction

Does anyone really care that much about contraception when jobs and the economy are the real numero uno concern? I think not. Regardless, we have another full-court press campaign mode maneuver by the Dead Stream Hacks™ creating an irrational ‘issue’. This time they’ve been so fucking transparent in their mission of the month that a

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If you think you’ve got problems…..

…take a look at the Aussie papers. Two no hopers, and yet ANOTHER spill motion, to create a new leader and YES we may have a another new Prime Minister…over here, the PM is the leader of the party…only he isnt new here as he was the first one, before Julia Gillard pulled an earlier

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Monday Morning Quarterbacking, Po-Po Edition

In which Allahpundit gets all huffy about a tweaker banging her head into the concrete after being tased while trying to escape arrest. (For the second time since she was apprehended). Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com They cuffed her in front instead of in back, making her a threat to swipe at a cop’s

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You Seem to Be Forgetting Something, Egghead

Sorry about the lack of posting, but His Imperial Majesty has been laid low for quite a bit with some strange, infernal Etruscan plague that has kept him from being of much use to anybody, other than the Imperial Executioner who, thanks to His Majesty’s sour mood, has been quite busy. (H/t Jazz Shaw at

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Making It Up As He Goes Along

Much has been written here about just why exactly Willard McRomneyCare Mittens is nothing even resembling a conservative, no matter how much the Establishment Cocktail Party tries to convince us that he is, really, deep down, just give him a chance, any day now, got to elect him president so we can see what’s in

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