Articles from December 2011



Either Way, We’re Moving to Canada

No, we’re not. Not a chance, but seriously (h/t LC hilljohnny): Leading Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has failed to meet the requirements to be in the presidential primary election in Virginia, where he resides, the state’s Republican Party said. First Huntsman (no, we don’t know who he is either, so don’t ask), Santorum and

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Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la

As a fitting “OK, we’re out of here, it’s Christmas”, we present this week’s edition of the Tribal Update, courtesy of Caroline Glick, complete with a EUrabian Christmas Carol. Shabbat Shalom and Merry Christmas!

First Wookie Aspiring to One Day Become a Dog

Who needs the perks of being first lady when you can be pampered like the first pooch? That was Michelle Obama’s thinking when she told Barbara Walters that she’d like to come back as Bo the dog. She’s certainly ambitious. You have to give her that. Of course, she’d have to shave first. As for

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Fourth Greatest President Evah!

We’re sorry (no we’re not), but King Narcissus Hussein Ogabe’s “I’m the fourth greatest president!” moment just never gets old and, besides, this ad is just brutal. In a very, very good way. UPDATE: Counterpoint from the Imperial Minister of Truth, Bill Whittle:

The Sort of Thing You Expect from The Grauniad

Yet mock, we much… we must… and we will much… about… that… be committed. (h/t The Other McCain). Somebody needs to be committed, that’s for sure: No one questions that Havel, who went to prison twice, was a brave man who had the courage to stand up for his views. Yet the question which needs

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Who Could Have Foreseen?

News out of Iraq, now that president Peace Bringer Hussein has surrendered: BAGHDAD — A wave of bombings ripped across Baghdad on Thursday morning, killing at least 69 people and injuring almost 200 in the worst violence Iraq has seen for months. The apparently coordinated attacks left a bloodbath just days after American forces left

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How to Get Disowned by Your Family in Three Easy Steps

In which we get inexcusably long-winded yet again, but such is the way of an Emperor and, besides, we need to say it again. Feel free to skip if it makes you uncomfortable or, quite possibly, bored out of your wits) Actually, make that one easy step. Just follow the advice in this propaganda video

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Jingle Bells, 1911-Style

Do WHAT Now? Come Again, Do WHAT?

OK, this is the last bloody straw for His Imperial Majesty (h/t Ace): As homosexual Army soldier Bradley Manning’s treason trial continues at Fort Meade, Maryland, the support he has received from Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has been curiously ignored by the major media, now touting Paul as someone who could win the January

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A Hope and Changey Christmas

Found at the Black Republican.

Damn, Ogabe Must Be in Need of a Distraction

Because apparently he allowed Sheriff Joe “Choo Choo” Biden to speak in public again. Old Senile Uncle Joe on the Taliban: Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical. The sound you hear is from thousands of U.S. troops shouting from Afghanistan: “Then who in the holy FUCK are those haji bastards

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Hooray for Double-Speak!

Presented without further ado, the Quote of the Day from Bill Quick: Okay, explain something to me, please. The fellating tools and hack propagandists at the Washington Post assure us that if a tax cut less than a year old is not renewed, then we will be getting a tax increase. Yet not renewing a

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The Case For Perry

LC Tallulah, GLOR, mentioned it in a comment before we could even get around to it, but credit where credit is due. Ace makes a strong case for Governor Rick Perry and we urge you to read it. Yes, it’s Ace, and it tends to get long-winded (which is one reason why we love his

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No Comment Needed

Just go read this. God Bless Texas, and God Bless Dan Wallrath.

It’s The Little Things,

…like an early Christmas present from a brother to bring you back to what’s really important in this life. Y’all may have noticed my absence lately. In between the celebratory cheering some of you may have wondered why. More likely not, but just in case, it’s been pretty busy here in the southern realm, to

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