Month: November 2011

We guess that if, Heaven forbid, Mittens "I can't have illegals! I'm running for office, for Pete's sake!" Romney gets the nomination, they're going to have to allow him twice…

The writers of Politico continue to prove themselves to be illiterates by stating, for all the world to see, that they have never read the Constitution. Here's a brief hint,…

In which we learn that muslims in Britain are apparently walking out on lectures about evolution, but that's not the main point of the article. Muslim students, including trainee doctors…

"What?", you say. Has His Imperial Maliciousness been smoking something he shouldn't have? Au contraire. As an introduction, we're sure that you're aware that Pat Toomey (RINO squish - PA)…

Huntsman, of course. But that was only because Zombie Stalin isn't running on the GOP ticket. The column is, as we have become accustomed to from the pudgy, sticky fingers…

OgabeCare's Euthanasia Boards are not called "death panels", they're called "ethics panels!" Other than that, she was spot on accurate, but... SHUT UP! Caller: Basically what the document stated was…

And, as usual, the "reasonable" pundits try to find faults among both sides. Our Imperial Conclusion, on the other hand, is this: If you are willing to behave like a…

In which Chairman Ann educates all of us on the numerous broken promises of the NSDWP of the past. Which ought to be illuminating in a time when we're being…

Eat 'till you bust and have an awesome day! And you may consider this an Open Turkey Thread too. Thatisall.

And you can safely disregard any and all speculations about who the GOP nominee is going to be, because it ultimately doesn't matter. Nor does the outcome, as far as…

So we were thinking, while watching and reading all of the quite proper arguments against raising taxes, excuse us, "enhancing revenue" in the middle of an economic depression as a…

Goes to Bill Looman of U.S. Cranes, LLC, who started putting signs in his trucks saying "New Company Policy: We are not hiring until Obama is gone." Mr. Looman explains…

Initially we thought that Ben Shapiro, that promising young chap with a writing style that we heartily endorse and enjoy, was having our Imperial Self on when he mentioned in…

It would seem that FOX has found a competitor in the Imperial Household (Note: It's the delivery, not the content that is of interest here): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7jKKZTpzh4 Couldn't have expressed it…

She Who Will Not be Recused™ continues to be unrecused. Which, of course, is completely understandable and to say otherwise would be as "unreasonable" as denying Hermann Goering a spot…