All the Voices in His Head

We guess that if, Heaven forbid, Mittens “I can’t have illegals! I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake!” Romney gets the nomination, they’re going to have to allow him twice the time of Obam-bam in the debates so he’ll have time to present both of his views on everything: It’ll be like having three presidential

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In Other News

The writers of Politico continue to prove themselves to be illiterates by stating, for all the world to see, that they have never read the Constitution. Here’s a brief hint, Epstein: Stating that the Constitution should only be changed and can only be changed through the Article V method of doing so is neither un-Constitutional

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Cute, Very Cute

In which we learn that muslims in Britain are apparently walking out on lectures about evolution, but that’s not the main point of the article. Muslim students, including trainee doctors on one of Britain’s leading medical courses, are walking out of lectures on evolution claiming it conflicts with creationist ideas established in the Koran. Professors

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Boy, Did the Demoncraps Blow it With the StuporCommittee

“What?”, you say. Has His Imperial Maliciousness been smoking something he shouldn’t have? Au contraire. As an introduction, we’re sure that you’re aware that Pat Toomey (RINO squish – PA) had been trying to capitulate to the Marxists on the StuporCommittee by giving them some tax hikes. It didn’t get a lot of press, but

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In Surprise Announcement, David Flubber Frum Announces Support For…

Huntsman, of course. But that was only because Zombie Stalin isn’t running on the GOP ticket. The column is, as we have become accustomed to from the pudgy, sticky fingers of Eclaire Boy™, a long litany of why the only way the GOP can win is to embrace every single liberal talking point ever uttered

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Sarah Palin Lied!

OgabeCare’s Euthanasia Boards are not called “death panels”, they’re called “ethics panels!” Other than that, she was spot on accurate, but… SHUT UP! Caller: Basically what the document stated was that if you were over 70 and you’d come into an emergency room and you’re on government supported health care, that you’d get “comfort care”.

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Another Year, Another Black Friday Riot

And, as usual, the “reasonable” pundits try to find faults among both sides. Our Imperial Conclusion, on the other hand, is this: If you are willing to behave like a wild animal, then you fully deserve to be treated like one, no matter what your “excuse” might be. Don’t show up at a free for

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I’ll Gladly Pay You Tuesday For a Tax Increase Today

In which Chairman Ann educates all of us on the numerous broken promises of the NSDWP of the past. Which ought to be illuminating in a time when we’re being told that the StuporCommittee only failed because the Republicans refused to accept tax hikes in return for promises of spending cuts in the future. Spending

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Happy Turkey Day!

Eat ’till you bust and have an awesome day! And you may consider this an Open Turkey Thread too. Thatisall.

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2012 Is Coming, You Might As Well Get Ready

And you can safely disregard any and all speculations about who the GOP nominee is going to be, because it ultimately doesn’t matter. Nor does the outcome, as far as things getting ugly are concerned. There are two main possible outcomes: 1) Il Douche is trounced in the election, in which case we’ll have the

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Ruminations of a Despondent Ex-Subject of Socialism

So we were thinking, while watching and reading all of the quite proper arguments against raising taxes, excuse us, “enhancing revenue” in the middle of an economic depression as a means of eliminating the deficit combined with the gargantuan clusterfrack that is the impending EUro Collapse: Why hasn’t a single one of the supposedly “best

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Businessman of the Week Award

Goes to Bill Looman of U.S. Cranes, LLC, who started putting signs in his trucks saying “New Company Policy: We are not hiring until Obama is gone.” Mr. Looman explains further:“Can’t afford it,” explained the employer, Bill Looman, Tuesday evening. “I’ve got people that I want to hire now, but I just can’t afford it.

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Don’t You All Feel Safer Now?

Initially we thought that Ben Shapiro, that promising young chap with a writing style that we heartily endorse and enjoy, was having our Imperial Self on when he mentioned in his column this week that Nappy Ho Napolitano’s HeimatlandsSicherheitsAmt (yes, that really is “Department of Homeland Security” in the original German) had wasted G-d knows

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News Stations We’d Like to Have on Cable

It would seem that FOX has found a competitor in the Imperial Household (Note: It’s the delivery, not the content that is of interest here): Couldn’t have expressed it better ourself, Tanyushka. Liberal outrage over “disrespect” for their Beloved Ear Leader in 3…2… Meanwhile: Compare… …and contrast Thatisall.

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In Other “Rule of Law” News

She Who Will Not be Recused™ continues to be unrecused. Which, of course, is completely understandable and to say otherwise would be as “unreasonable” as denying Hermann Goering a spot on the panel of judges at the Nuremberg Tribunals. Why do you hate the rule of law so much, you Tea Party extremists? Thatisall.

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