lc purple raider: It sounded better in the original Totalitarian!
Terrapod: I am sure this is going to work, I mean it was so convenient back in 1936 https://thefederalist.com/2...
LC SecondMouse: This is the reason why the Republicans can’t fight their way out of a paper bag. They let the...
Igor, Imperial Booby: They can’t stand it if anybody is laughing at them, they can’t roll with the... LC SecondMouse: Here’s the latest out of PPD (spit), wherein they are caught photoshopping a suspect’s...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: You asked for it, you got it….
Emperor Misha I: If the CDC was anything other than a full employment program for imbeciles and incompetents, it...
angrywebmaster: Is it time to build a wall around Kalifornistan and quarantine the state? Emperor Misha I: Seems to me that what drives nations to sell of their distant land holdings has always been driven... Emperor Misha I: If it were a hotel project, I’d have to start wondering if the 25th Amendment shitlib morons... Terrapod: Seems to me that what drives nations to sell of their distant land holdings has always been driven by a... angrywebmaster: I don’t recall. Was this a government to government sale that was proposed, or was Trump... Terrapod: Cause of death: IAS Involuntary Assisted Suicide. Terrapod: Probably the only natural death in any event relating to the Clintoons. https://www.politico.com/st... angrywebmaster: I saw a report that the autopsy indicates that Epstein’s neck was broken. Isn’t that...
Fa Cube Itches: We can’t let the Left get away with this. Hi, we’re the American public. Have we met? No...
LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Warranty Expert: LucysMommy had a similar issue a few months ago. She posted a meme on... lc purple raider: Lefticles. Can’t reason with them, can’t legally hunt them… Terrapod: Bwahahahah! Facial recognition software mistook 1 in 5 California lawmakers for criminals, says ACLU... lc purple raider: The photos and videos found in Epstein’s apartment are still in play. It will be very... Emperor Misha I: It will make the lamentations after the battle of the Teutoburger Wald look like a minor expression... angrywebmaster: I pine for the old days when we could upload an image. I made up this meme a few hours ago. đ Emperor Misha I: drug and alcohol fueled hallucinations My favorite kind đ angrywebmaster: Oh the conspiracy theories have started in earnest. The left is, of course, accusing President...
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: There’s dreams and then there’s drug and alcohol fueled hallucinations.We guess that if, Heaven forbid, Mittens “I can’t have illegals! I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake!” Romney gets the nomination, they’re going to have to allow him twice the time of Obam-bam in the debates so he’ll have time to present both of his views on everything: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9njHHyRI7g[/youtube] It’ll be like having three
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The writers of Politico continue to prove themselves to be illiterates by stating, for all the world to see, that they have never read the Constitution. Here’s a brief hint, Epstein: Stating that the Constitution should only be changed and can only be changed through the Article V method of doing so is neither un-Constitutional
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In which we learn that muslims in Britain are apparently walking out on lectures about evolution, but that’s not the main point of the article. Muslim students, including trainee doctors on one of Britain’s leading medical courses, are walking out of lectures on evolution claiming it conflicts with creationist ideas established in the Koran. Professors
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Categories: EUnuch Dhimmis, EUrotwits | Tags: | 40 Comments »
“What?”, you say. Has His Imperial Maliciousness been smoking something he shouldn’t have? Au contraire. As an introduction, we’re sure that you’re aware that Pat Toomey (RINO squish – PA) had been trying to capitulate to the Marxists on the StuporCommittee by giving them some tax hikes. It didn’t get a lot of press, but
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Huntsman, of course. But that was only because Zombie Stalin isn’t running on the GOP ticket. The column is, as we have become accustomed to from the pudgy, sticky fingers of Eclaire Boyâ˘, a long litany of why the only way the GOP can win is to embrace every single liberal talking point ever uttered
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Categories: GOP Primaries, Idiotarians, RINO Traitors | Tags: | 5 Comments »
OgabeCare’s Euthanasia Boards are not called “death panels”, they’re called “ethics panels!” Other than that, she was spot on accurate, but… SHUT UP! Caller: Basically what the document stated was that if you were over 70 and youâd come into an emergency room and youâre on government supported health care, that youâd get âcomfort careâ.
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Categories: Liberal Fascism, OgabeCare | Tags: | 16 Comments »
And, as usual, the “reasonable” pundits try to find faults among both sides. Our Imperial Conclusion, on the other hand, is this: If you are willing to behave like a wild animal, then you fully deserve to be treated like one, no matter what your “excuse” might be. Don’t show up at a free for
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In which Chairman Ann educates all of us on the numerous broken promises of the NSDWP of the past. Which ought to be illuminating in a time when we’re being told that the StuporCommittee only failed because the Republicans refused to accept tax hikes in return for promises of spending cuts in the future. Spending
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Eat ’till you bust and have an awesome day! And you may consider this an Open Turkey Thread too. Thatisall.
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And you can safely disregard any and all speculations about who the GOP nominee is going to be, because it ultimately doesn’t matter. Nor does the outcome, as far as things getting ugly are concerned. There are two main possible outcomes: 1) Il Douche is trounced in the election, in which case we’ll have the
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Categories: Imperial Thoughts, Politics | Tags: | 36 Comments »
So we were thinking, while watching and reading all of the quite proper arguments against raising taxes, excuse us, “enhancing revenue” in the middle of an economic depression as a means of eliminating the deficit combined with the gargantuan clusterfrack that is the impending EUro Collapse: Why hasn’t a single one of the supposedly “best
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Categories: GOP Primaries, Imperial Thoughts | Tags: | 10 Comments »
Goes to Bill Looman of U.S. Cranes, LLC, who started putting signs in his trucks saying “New Company Policy: We are not hiring until Obama is gone.” Mr. Looman explains further:âCanât afford it,â explained the employer, Bill Looman, Tuesday evening. âIâve got people that I want to hire now, but I just canât afford it.
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Categories: Good News, Liberal Fascism, Resident Ogabe | Tags: | 11 Comments »
Initially we thought that Ben Shapiro, that promising young chap with a writing style that we heartily endorse and enjoy, was having our Imperial Self on when he mentioned in his column this week that Nappy Ho Napolitano’s HeimatlandsSicherheitsAmt (yes, that really is “Department of Homeland Security” in the original German) had wasted G-d knows
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Homeland Insecurity, Useless Swine | Tags: | 20 Comments »
It would seem that FOX has found a competitor in the Imperial Household (Note: It’s the delivery, not the content that is of interest here): [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7jKKZTpzh4[/youtube] Couldn’t have expressed it better ourself, Tanyushka. Liberal outrage over “disrespect” for their Beloved Ear Leader in 3…2… Meanwhile: Compare… …and contrast Thatisall.
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She Who Will Not be Recused⢠continues to be unrecused. Which, of course, is completely understandable and to say otherwise would be as “unreasonable” as denying Hermann Goering a spot on the panel of judges at the Nuremberg Tribunals. Why do you hate the rule of law so much, you Tea Party extremists? Thatisall.
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