Articles from October 2011



Occupy Fail Street

If there is one thing we hate more than fads such as taking pictures of yourself holding a piece of paper with some barely legible scrawl on it, it’s seeing such a fad and failing to make fun of the losers of the intelligence lottery participating in it. I stayed in school in hopes that

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How to Speak Liberal

John Hawkins has a very useful primer on this here. His Imperial Majesty has a few additions (and feel free to add your own as well): Faith: Something that, if possessed by a Christian, makes that person a threat to the Republic by dictating his every move which, inevitably, will lead to a theofascist dictatorship.

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Game 7 Open Thread

Late, we know, but better nate than lever. Just one thought: Would this game be even more exciting if the Cardinals didn’t have the advantage of a tenth player behind home plate wearing a black jacket? We mean, first he hands out two free runs to the Cards by calling an obvious strike a “ball”

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Worst. Coach. Ever.

The only thing His Imperial Majesty has to say after a string of utterly retarded substitutions and decisions in Game 6 is that if Ron Washington isn’t named MVP of the St. Louis Cardinals, then there is no justice in this world. P.S.: I should add, though, before I sound like a whiny beeotch trying

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More EUro Alarmism

German chancellor Angela Merkel very reasonably warned that if the EUropeon FAIL continues much longer, Europe may find itself in serious shit. “Nobody should take for granted another 50 years of peace and prosperity in Europe. They are not for granted. That’s why I say: If the euro fails, Europe fails,” Merkel said, followed by

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The New “Third Rail”

We all deserve some good news these days, so here they are: PRINCETON, NJ — A record-low 26% of Americans favor a legal ban on the possession of handguns in the United States other than by police and other authorized people. When Gallup first asked Americans this question in 1959, 60% favored banning handguns. But

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Courage!

Mittens Obamney continues to impress. When asked if he supported Governor Kasich’s efforts to keep public employee unions from sucking the lifeblood out of Ohio taxpayers, he bravely ran away, away and refused to have an opinion. But worry not, dear RomneyBots, because once he’d had a couple of days to exercise that lightning-quick, think-on-his-feet,

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Ogabe Caught Shitting on “Occupy Las Vegas”

Though accidentally, we’re sure (h/t LC Sir Intellectual Conservative). LAS VEGAS – A group of several dozen “Occupy Las Vegas” protesters camping on Clark County land located under the final approach to Runway 19 at McCarran International Airport today narrowly missed being injured when a 50 lb. slab of “blue ice” reportedly landed within feet

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Life in the OWS

Or the “Obamavilles”, as some people have taken to calling the various and sundry cesspools of ignorant, smelly liberals stinking up neighborhoods all over. Such as in New York, where a young girl got beat up for not responding favorably to the sexual “advances” from an attendant and then, when she called the cops on

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Moochelle Antoinette “Spitting Mad” That Somebody Told The Truth About Her

(H/t Jammie Wearing Fool). First lady MICHELLE OBAMA fuming as PAULA DEEN dishes on her unhealthy eating habits despite new book “American Grown” PR blitz! MICHELLE OBAMA is now furious with Southern cooking queen PAULA DEEN for crowing that the first lady, a healthy-eat­ing advocate who’s waging a war against childhood obesity, pigs out on

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My Kind of Marketing

I ain’t endorsing or offering free advertising or nuthin’ here, but there’s a company called Ranger Up that makes some really awesome t-shirts geared towards trigger puller types. I just received in my inbox their latest flyer advertising a new shirt. On the front is a Crusader shield with the quote “May the Lord have

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Had Enough Yet?

I’ve spent an extraordinary amount of time lately catching up on my reading. It seems we’re assaulted daily with more moronical ideas and tyrannical plans. The latest being something that was entirely predictable since we knew Ogabelini really, really wants to be just like his pal Hugo “The O Gave Me A Blow” Chavez. All

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The Art of Passive Aggression

We’re beginning to be moderately impressed with Allahpundit’s hatred of threats to his Golden Boy Mittens “I Can’t Have Illegals Working For Me While I’m Trying to Run For President” Romney. Or maybe we’re just wondering if it isn’t time for an intervention or, at the very least, for Allahpundit and Mittens to get a

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Rangers Respond to Imperial Persuasion

We shan’t go too much into detail in order to not compromise ongoing ops (and, we have to admit, also out of consideration for the tender sensibilities of the good citizens of the Empire), but it would appear that the little heart to heart His Imperial Majesty’s Siths had in the Rangers’ locker room after

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Time To Rein In AARP

Being the TV addict I am, I can’t help but notice the AARP is pushing a new round of ads demanding ‘status quo’ for medicare and medicaid programs. Obviously they’re threatening the Super Committee with the votes of seniors. Obama stole half a trillion of medicare funding for general Obamacare programs and now the Super

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