Fa Cube Itches: WHitepages.com lists 214 different places….. Fa Cube Itches: Clearly, it’s belated payback for all of those Viking raids.
Emperor Misha I: He’s currently busy and, besides, they wouldn’t listen when we warned them.
irish19: Given the location, Holger Dansk would be a more appropriate choice.
readerjp: This is a bit old, but it’s only gotten worse – and from The NY Times, of all places. For... Fa Cube Itches: Of course, Germany having a somewhat uh….notable, shall we say, past in dealing with...
Terrapod: QED https://www.whatfinger.com/wp- content/uploads/2019/06/how_th e_left_wins_arguments.jpg Fa Cube Itches: Full force of the Federal government? Yeah, nah. Cadaveri eccellenti? Nah, yeah.
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: Glad I didn’t have a drink, I’d have sprayed it across the room. Terrapod: I swear, today’s headlines are beyond parody: REP. MARCIA FUDGE (D-OH) MAKES SURPRISE IN-KIND... Emperor Misha I: Reminds me why I stopped using Suckerborg’s lousy app so long ago I can’t even remember... Emperor Misha I: As is their right. I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for a reversal if I were them, though....
L.O.R. Ankle biter: They were nailed. Further postings at legal insurrection say they were hit with the max allowed... Terrapod: First Law of Holes (or Assholes): Stop digging! In this case they have a backhoe and seem to be revving it... Emperor Misha I: As it happened last week to Oberlin College. ? Made my week, it did. And their pre-pubescent temper...
angrywebmaster: I’m waiting for the lawsuit and the massive judgement against the Slimes and the Compost. They... Emperor Misha I: Damn! I’ll go one better than that. We should contact the geniuses who built that float and...
tweell: If they get the balloon, can we get the float from Italy? https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=Lv1FE88JVps Terrapod: This is all purposeful, the left controls academia from K to post grad and their stated goal is to turn... VonZorch Imperial Researcher: “The message is that it’s OK to hurt or dehumanize the ‘other,’ ” Butler said.... irish19: even if it’s with a soft ball, I dunno. A 16 in. softball can pack quite a wallop. And have you ever... Emperor Misha I: They are sad, increasingly irrelevant morons, and watching them crash and burn as they inevitably...
VAconservative: “annihilating” opponets? Thought the schools were ‘gun-free zones’. Such a... irish19: Well said, Imperator! Glad you’re with us. Emperor Misha I: Now if we could get the rest of Western Europe to understand what they (the Greatest Generation,...Back in September I told y’all that LC Cortilaen was off to Uncle Sam’s School for Wayward Boys. Much to my surprise I received a letter from our young recruit today. Like so many who have gone before him he’s reaching the breaking point, that magical place where your mind tells you that your body
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Having already cornered the important endorsement of Jimmeh “Malaise” Cah’duh, he now got it from Ogabe press flack Jay Carney. Surely, all “reasonable conservatives” must now flock to Mittens, now that our beloved “Good Man” Ear Leader’s chief Baghdad Bob has used Mittens’ Romneycare as a defense for Obamacare? After all, that’s what Mittens himself
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Courtesy of a tip from LC Cheapshot. Scientists at CERN in Geneva say they have discovered sub-atomic particles that move even faster than the universally accepted rate of 300,000 kilometres a second. Experts say the discovery is a game-changer – and is more significant than the discovery of radioactivity. If proven, it will blow Einstein’s
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Thanks to LC & IB Bill Quick, we learn that apparently there are some on the right, or at The American Thinker at least, who aren’t exactly 100% sure that they should celebrate al-Alwaki’s recent departure to hell. No, the writer is not all verklempt that al-Alwaki’s no longer here, we do have the obligatory
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LC Gladiator alerts us to another outbreak of liberal hysteria over somebody daring to criticize Teh Anointed One™: New Orleans residents protested in front of a local man’s house Wednesday after he put up several signs in his yard depicting President Barack Obama as a puppet and a crying baby in a diaper, with one
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Sheila Jackson Lee (D-certifiably insane), right after telling right wing bloggers like ourself – although we do prefer it when they add “death beast” to the end – to “shut up”, now digs deeper and tries to work the Obama is Jesus angle even harder. “Well, I will say this. First of all, you’re absolutely
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Just Another Random Nut (welcome back to the kennel!) has a post about tardiness along with tips for the habitually tardy on how to get rid of their sad habit, and all we can say is: PREACH IT! We can’t begin to describe how monumentally pissed off His Imperial Majesty gets when jackasses consistently show
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And, again, we’re sure that his insane, murderous urges have absolutely nothing to do with his uniquely peaceful and tolerant religion of which no ill must be said. He apparently was planning to bomb the Pentagon and the Capitol using remotely-controlled planes. We urge his fellow barbarian savages to rethink their plans a bit. Fair
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…expecting a different result and all that, not that His Imperial Majesty is at all even remotely convinced that the NSDWP and their Führer are expecting different results, but still. Guess what’s been happening while everybody has been obsessing about Solyndra? Well, everybody except the media, of course. DoE is about to hand out another
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Wanderlust is defined as a strong desire for or impulse to wander or travel and explore the world. Of course, it’s derivation is from German and is a combination of the word wondern (to hike) and lust (desire to). The German people have long had the cultural institution of hiking and understandably so with their
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May the next one be better than the year that just went by. Hard to see how it could get any worse, but let us not jinx ourselves. We’re sure it’s possible and we really, really don’t need to see proof. Thatisall.
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…and you know what you’ll find (h/t LC Jerry): As a way to solve the national debt crisis, North Carolina Democratic Gov. Beverly Perdue recommends suspending congressional elections for the next couple of years. “I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won’t hold it
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Just go read for yourselves. So far, hundreds of people have been murdered as a result of Heinrich Holder and the SCOAMF administration’s plan to arm cartels with guns that no Americans would sell them, yet the media remains curiously uncurious. At this point, SCOAMF’s actions amount to an act of war against Mexico. But
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Read Allahpundit’s post for the details, he’s the one who’s done all the foot work. Short version is that Stalker McGinniss published a book through Random House filled, apparently, with utter made up from scratch bullshit, but the clincher is that the barge-arsed fucknozzle was dumb enough to admit as much in emails that were
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Obviously the liberal retards haven’t yet realized that the race card has been so hopelessly overdrawn that not even the most austere of austerity measures stand a snowball’s chance in hell of bringing that particular account back in good standing. Or maybe it’s just because they realized that, after three years of one stuttering clusterfuck
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