Articles from August 2011



Breaking News: Earth’s Climate Controlled by that Giant Ball of Fire in the Sky!

What’s it called again? Oh yes, the Sun. The science is now all-but-settled on global warming, convincing new evidence demonstrates, but Al Gore, the IPCC and other global warming doomsayers won’t be celebrating. The new findings point to cosmic rays and the sun — not human activities — as the dominant controller of climate on

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A Tale of Two Guitar Manufacturers

In which Heinrich Holder’s Gestapo once again demonstrates that it is utterly out of control. One might wonder why Heinrich Holder decided that Gibson Guitars should be raided and their property seized (twice!) with no other reason given than the wood they’d imported might not have been exported in full accordance with the exporting country’s

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Great Moments in Utterly Stupid Proposals for New Stupid Laws

This time, we bring you “let’s make it illegal to call anybody ugly!” It never ceases to amaze us how much spare time professors have on their hands to come up with insane idiocies like what’s about to be Fisked good and hard, but it does suggest to us that maybe somebody ought to give

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Firing Squad is too Good for Them

Julian Asswipe’s enemy collaborators strike again (h/t Ace): The ongoing conflict between WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange and his former German spokesman Daniel Domscheit-Berg has led to the accidental release of confidential data that was in WikiLeaks’ possession. Since the beginning of the year, an encrypted file has been circulating on the Internet containing the collection

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Your Daily Glukoza

OK, so it’s been a while. Oh, and one more:

Sunday Funny Thread

The Obaminable Greatest Oratamator of All Times’ Greatest Hits™: We think we now understand why liberal journaljizzmers hang on his every word like they do. They’re probably just trying to figure out what in the name of Lucifer’s Left Testicle he’s on about. Best of luck with that. Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a

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Latest Perry Slam, This Time From “Our Own.”

Listen, as His Majesty has said numerous times, Perry is not our ideal candidate but, based on what we know about him, having had him as governor for more than a decade, “he will do.” Barring some miracle entry of somebody who will do even better AND have a snowball’s chance in Hades of gathering

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Another Job Opening in al-Qlusterfuckda

That is, if you’re interested. It appears that there’s been another layoff among the leadership of Whack-a-Mole Inc, pisslamic Division. Al-Qaida’s second-in-command, Atiyah Abd al-Rahman, Known to his friends, both of them, as “Noodles.” has been killed in Pakistan, delivering another big blow to a terrorist group that the U.S. believes to be on the

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There’s a Bad Wind on the Rise

Now that Irene has officially made landfall, it’s time for our calm, collected and utterly unemotional Hurricane Response Team to send a public announcement to the northeastern provinces of the Empire: *** WEATHER ALERT FOR THE NORTHEAST FOLLOWS *** TO LCS OF THE NORTHEAST, GET THE FLYING EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!! THIS IS

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Your Saturday Giggle

Seriously? Ray Nagin is offering public officials tips on hurricane preparedness. You can’t make this stuff up.

One Pistol, Three Heroes

[Sorry, Crunchie - didn't mean to step on your post. It's back on top now. -DV] The .45 caliber 1911 was the standard sidearm of the U.S. military for 80 years, faithfully serving through four major wars and countless smaller conflicts remembered mainly by those who were there. It’s reliability spurred an intense love for

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They’re offended…by what?!

(Hat tip Drudge – although I tend to wonder if he’d really want it, y’know? Also, LC Gladiator noted it in the last thread.) They use the corner of their huts as personal toilets. They wipe their asses…with their hands. They view women as less valuable than farm animals – in fact, they’d rather have

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Perry Leading the Pack in Another Poll

And Allahpundit is almost reduced to a catatonic state, watching his beloved Mittens’ prospects dimming. But he’s still holding out hope that Palin will enter the race, thus leading to an internecine cage fight allowing Mittens to pick up the wins from the rubble. (Once again: I would love for Sarah to be our candidate,

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Our Four-Legged Friends

It may seem as no big deal to some, considering the pain and suffering many among our numbers are going through, but I know what it’s like myself, having been the “daddy” of many a four-legged friend since I was a wee bairn. I just learned that our own Fr. Jim lost his friend, Bugsy,

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I Hate It When I’m Right

Many, many moons ago I said that when the American Psychiatric Association removed homosexuality from it’s list of “deviant sexual behavior”, that it would open a Pandora’s Box. I argued that the militant homosexual “rights” movement, and societies blind acceptance of their every demand, would lead to the day where pedophilia would be reclassified as

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