Articles from July 2011

Listen, It’s A Very Short Document And It’s Not At All Hard To Understand

DrewM is pissed off at Herman Cain for stating that the Constitution allows for local communities to ban the building of mosques in their area, claiming instead that the Constitution prohibits such banning. They are, of course, both wrong. Herman even goes as far as to suggest that: “Our Constitution guarantees separation of church and

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Dumbass of the Week

Or, as the Jawa Report puts it, “why some people shouldn’t have guns“, a sentiment that we wholly agree with in this case. Witnesses tell police that the pit bull named “Cocaine” had lunged at some children and tried to attack them on Friday. The dead man’s son says the children were taken inside and

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Excuse Us, Bitch, But Didn’t You Get the Memo that the Limit on that Card Had Been Exceeded Too?

The Race Card, that is (h/t LC Gladiator): Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) used the race card this afternoon to assess blame in the debt ceiling fight. Jackson Lee, a black Congresswoman, believes the disagreement over raising the debt ceiling is because of President Obama’s race. Of course, keep in mind that the commie cuntmuffin

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“We’ll Have to Starve Granny Unless the GOP Gives Ogabe What He Wants!”

A helpful graph lifted from LC & IB Q&O As you can see, we can cover, using nothing but running receipts, our interest payments, Social Security, MediCare AND essential defense without doing a damn thing to the debt ceiling. Which, in case you’ve been paying attention, means “not raising the debt ceiling will NOT cause

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There Are Lies, Damnable Lies and Statistics

Ed Morrissey makes the case that it’s perfectly understandable for the GOP to give the NSDWP everything they want because otherwise, a poll indicates, the GOP might annoy some people. Because, you know, forget about right or wrong. Polls Are G-d™! And who really gives a fuck if Mitch McCockless’ proposal for the GOP to

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The Donald is Not Exactly Impressed With the Party of Stoopid Either

“Its hard to believe, but the Republicans look like they’re about to fold again. They talk tough, but they don’t act tough. Its incredible. Look at what’s going on. It’s called ‘el foldo’.” “They are going to do something with the debt ceiling. They could negotiate so strong. They could negotiate so powerfully. Right now

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Aww, Poor Weiner

It would appear that noted poster boy for nursing homes, the Washington Compost columnist Richard Cohen, has finally awoken from an early onset Alzheimer coma to discover the fate of Anthony Weiner Sausage and boy is poor Dicky distressed at the unfairness of it all. A date has been set — and the candidates chosen

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Goddess Coulter Strikes Again !!!

Just finished reading Ann’s latest column that knocks one outta the park. She lambastes the left’s current infatuation with single-parenthood. This is a must read !! CASEY ANTHONY: SINGLE MOM OF THE YEAR! Nice one, eh? -Carry On

OK, So the Jury Box is Gone Too

As the SEIU goons who brutally beat up wheelchair-bound Kenneth Gladney for insufficient worship of their Lord Ogabe are found NOT guilty of assault. *Checking off another box* So much for the jury box. That leaves… What’s that box called again? Lock and load, gentlemen, lock and load. Thatisall.

On The Debt Ceiling Debate

With jugears stepping right in and tossing out his Ace of Spades Scare The Seniors card, the debate cranks up another notch. One thing that makes me absofuckinglutely nuts, is this idea that the debt ceiling and “defaulting” are the same. The fucking LSM just hammers away equating the two as if we automatically default

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Spineless GOP Decides to Kick Can Down the Road

Because they’re a bunch of dickless pussies. Mitch McCockless proves, once again, that we’re never ever wrong in our predictions of GOP spinelessness. Summary of McCockless brilliant master plan? Congress gives Ogabe carte blanche to increase spending as he sees fit but, wait for it, it can be stopped if only Congress can amass a

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“Increase My Credit Line or Grandma Gets It!”

(p)Resident Ogabe, Golfer-in-Chief, rolls out the old, tried and true “if you don’t do what we say, we’ll kill your grandparents” gambit. President Obama on Tuesday said he cannot guarantee that retirees will receive their Social Security checks August 3 if Democrats and Republicans in Washington do not reach an agreement on reducing the deficit

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It’s Back

Caveman just sent an email advising that Mary’s cancer is back. The doctors do not sound optimistic. Please pray for Mary. And Caveman. Thank you.

No, I would not intervene

I know a lot of people will not be impressed, but I want to talk about this. Read the article, then read what I have to say. Judge me or not, as you so choose. Link A GIRL’S pleas for help were ignored as she was being sexually assaulted by two men in a Sydney

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Gee… Flash Mobs of Thieves in the Age of Obama Unicorns in Dallas Too?

We’re shocked, shocked we tell you! Faced with record unemployment, the worst economy since the Great Depression (at last Ogabelini broke a record!), we have mobs of savages raiding businesses in Dallas too? (h/t LC LOBO). UNEXPECTEDLY! Before anybody gets frisky and racist about the pictures of the perps, we’d like to point out that

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