Articles from June 2011



Ready for Entry Under “Overreaction” in the Next Edition of the Oxford Dictionary of English

But at least we’re relieved to see that all serious crime issues have been resolved in Great Britain (shamelessly lifted from Maetenloch): When schoolboy Tom Clarke accidentally kicked his football through a neighbour’s greenhouse, he might have expected a scolding. But 30 minutes later a police patrol car, two officers and the force helicopter armed

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Candlemakers About to Experience Boom

As Reichsführer Ogabe’s runaway EPA gets ready to shut down half of our electricity production (h/t LC Light29ID): Consumers could see their electricity bills jump an estimated 40 to 60 percent in the next few years. The reason: Pending environmental regulations will make coal-fired generating plants, which produce about half the nation’s electricity, more expensive

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OK…I Know It’s Dopey and Cute, But Hey….

Alrighty, LC Country Red found this a few weeks back and we’re both so amused by it, that she keeps the link up on the Firefox Bookmarks Toolbar. So a H/T to her for the find. Not using Firefox, the awesomest browser out there? Why not? Do you really, REALLY like Exploder that much? Ahh

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So… Is This a Police State YET?

The mind frigging boggles: Kenneth Wright originally told News10/KXTV that a SWAT team broke down his door in a search for evidence of his estranged wife’s defaulted student loans. The Stockton man said he was in boxer shorts when officers broke down his door, hauled him out to his front lawn, put him in handcuffs

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They Told Me That If I Voted For McCain, Our Traditional Allies Would Become Increasingly Alienated…

And they were RIGHT! Resident Ogabe is no slouch when it comes to pissing off every single nation that used to be a friend of ours (while gobbling the swollen cocks of every tyrant he can slither up to), but he has a very particular need, apparently, to piss all over the Brits every chance

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Romney Can Go Fuck Himself

But first His Imperial Majesty must apologize for having missed June 6th. Pulling double shifts for a bit to make ends meet does tend to make awareness of dates blurry, but I still regret it very much as that date means a lot to me, seeing as if it hadn’t been for those brave young

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To Romney….Really?

Ya’ know, I never have liked Romney, but I saw on the horizon a possible need to support him in the voting booth. I’m with most conservatives in that I’d vote for a used condom before I’d stay home and let Teh Lightworker™ walk away with re-election, so as distasteful as it might be we’ll

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Weiner-Riffic!

Just when we thought you couldn’t stuff more laughs into that Weiner, along comes this: A new woman has come forward with what she claims are photographs, chats, and emails with Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY). These appear to undermine severely Rep. Weiner’s explanations that he was the victim of a “prank” or a “hack.” The

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Fair Warning

LC & IB Jeff has the following to say on San Francisco becoming the new Berlin with their Evil Jewish Monster Mohel eating baby foreskins: You can’t make this shit up. Incidentally, when we said never again? We meant it. Fair warning. Yes. We meant it and mean it still. And we aren’t kidding either.

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Stray Imperial Thought of the Day

We’ve been wondering about this ever since she started showing up with puzzling regularity as the spokesweasel for the National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party Caucus, but we haven’t yet been able to come up with an answer that even begins to make sense and now, when she’s apparently made it to chairman of the NSDWP,

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Sticking it to the OgabeMedia

Late on this one, but it has us chuckling merrily which, given the latest economic numbers, is something we need quite a bit. Sarah Palin and her advisers are refusing to tell members of the media where she is going on her current bus tour – and the former Alaska governor seems to be enjoying

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But None Dare Call them National Socialists

Because that would be so very horribly “uncivil”, something only a truly repugnant Right Wing Visigoth would do. Still, the leftist swine in KKKalifornikate currently running anti-Semitic propaganda that would have made even Julius Streicher blush with shame to support their proposed circumcision ban sure do seem to have some unhealthy sympathies for blond, Norse-looking

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One Can Hope.

Hop into Teh Way Back Machine™ with me for a second.   HOW does SILVER BULLET GUN OIL work? SILVER BULLET GUN OIL CONTAINS 13% USDA LIQUEFIED PIG FAT. Ooh, I can see where this is heading, and I’m liking it, a lot! The PIG FAT is mixed with our blended, hi-grade WEAPONS OIL designed

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More Weiner Roasting

Since apparently only Ace is bothering with it now, bless his heart, and even the so-called “conservative” media have rolled over, pulled their pants down and spread their butt-cheeks, lest they be called “right wing Visigoths” by Rick Moran for daring to even suggest that a Democrat could be anything but an innocent, wonderful, well-intentioned

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Yet Another Thing that His Imperial Majesty Hates With a Purple Passion

No, nothing earth-shattering, just one of those “little” things that annoys His Vileness no end that he feels a strange urge to bore you to sad tears with. But first: We think we hear horsemen on the horizon. It appears that the Establishment Conservative Media has put a collective “shut up” order on Weinergate. Not

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