Articles from June 2011



Some Liberal Asshat Decides to Beat the Rush, Wants to be First with Allegation of Fraud as an Explanation for his Messiah, Ogabe’s, Impending 2012 Ass-Whupping

Or maybe it’s just that those damn mushrooms got to Celine E.J. Dionne again. We’ll just indulge the Imperial Fisk, too long on hiatus, we regret to say: WASHINGTON — An attack on the right to vote is under way across the country through laws designed to make it more difficult to cast a ballot.

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Just Some Thoughts on the ATF and AG Holder’s “Guns for Mexicans” Program

Because we like “just asking questions.” In early 2009, the Ogabe administration starts bloviating about the immense numbers of guns floating into the hands of Mexican criminals through the non-existent “gun show loopholes” and more than just suggests that the only way to solve this “problem” is to enact more gun control legislation. Needless to

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One Man’s Thought On The Not So GOP

Fed up with the Party of Stoopid™? I think we all are. I was mulling over a post to this effect recently but instead came across this awesome, spot-on comment from Michael L. Hauschild over at one of my ‘standard’ surfing locations, the American Spectator Blog So let me get this straight. Right now in

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Ogabe’s EPA Stormtroopers Continue to Wage War on Texas

Because we can’t have those Texan upstarts embarrassing Reichsführer Ogabe and his failed National Socialist policies, can we? On April 13, 2011, the EPA publishing its ruling that Texas must comply with the Clean Air Transport Rule (CATR). Using the CATR, the EPA is set to include Texas in the national sulfur dioxide program, without

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Government Agency Unexpectedly Finds, After Investigating Themselves for Wrongdoing, that They Did Nothing Wrong

Now that all of the “facts” are in regarding the murder of Jose Guerena by fat mall ninjas of the Pima Graftsvo we’re relieved to tell you that they, after much investigating of themselves, have found that there was absolutely nothing wrong about unloading 71 rounds on a family home without a shot being fired

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OK, Put Us Some Knowledge Here

Because we’ve just about had it. Every single bloody time we reboot our computer, we get a reminder about an Adobe Reader update. It doesn’t matter how many times we install it, it’s right there the next day. So tell us, please: Is Adobe Corp really that incompetent that they need to update their software

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Could We Have that Intervention, Please?

Because Allahpundit’s man-crush on Mittens has just become even more nauseating. It’s bad enough that AP can’t go through a day without putting Mittens’ smiling mug up on Hot Air at least 18 times, it’s bad enough that anything, anything that can be even remotely construed to be flattering the love of his life turns

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Rough Sex is Bad for You

Thanks to LC Gregory: REFUGIO, Texas — Investigators say a man has died while in the act of raping an elderly South Texas woman. The Refugio County Sheriff’s Office identifies the man as 53-year-old Isabel Chavelo Gutierrez. Roll over, Johnny Cash. “A Boy Named Isabel????” Still, it’d be a bitch getting the rhymes to work

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Heartbreak! Fiddy2er Gets Smacked Upside the Head by Reality, Film at Eleven

Guess somebody is disappointed that all of that wonderful Obama Money™ didn’t show up to pay her mortgage and pay her gas: Opening the handwritten letter from President Obama brought a glimmer of hope to her life as he promised her that things would get better for her and her family. And despite the fact

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More Inconvenient Truths (UPDATED)

Inconvenient to Mittens Romney and his fellow ignoramus cultists, that is. What may be the science story of the century is breaking this evening, as heavyweight US solar physicists announce that the Sun appears to be headed into a lengthy spell of low activity, which could mean that the Earth – far from facing a

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Pervert Weiner Pulls Pud

We guess we won’t have Tony Tumescence to kick around anymore. All that remains now is to find out which cozy sinecure with a leftist “think” tank he’s been given in return for not embarrassing his comrades anymore. We have to admit: We’re going to miss the puns. Thatisall.

Meanwhile, in the Empire…

His Imperial Majesty is still wondering just when an issue will surface on which the anointed “Only Candidate Who Can Win and Save the Nation”, Mittens Obamneycare, actually happens to disagree with Comrade Petukh Ogabe. So far, but we could have missed a couple of additional ones, we have Mittens basically agreeing with the National

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No, No, No….Sorry All

Friends, The post below is a good example of a rule that I have. That is to get your idea in writing and posted on the same day. I had absolutely no intention to imply that our independent nature is the same as the special class I tried unsuccessfully to identify. The group I refer

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Independents Will Be The Death Of The Republic

Hat Tip to Jaybear and Nicki for getting me pissed-off (again) enough last week to post this one. Independents will be the death of our beloved Republic if we don’t start right now to carefully examine, analyze and re-educate this group of uninformed, apathetic and rather selfish voters. This crowd is directly responsible for the

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(p)Resident Food Stamp Now Blaming Unemployment on ATMs

No, seriously, that’s really what the latest Ogabe excuse is: “There are some structural issues with our economy where a lot of businesses have learned to become much more efficient with a lot fewer workers. You see it when you go to a bank and you use an ATM, you don’t go to a bank

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