LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: Woman stopped for speeding informs the Highway Patrolman she’s late...
LC Wil, S.C.E.: Hell, I did that in 1986. Young black male 1LT in uniform, 62 in a 40, Schofield Barracks,...
VAconservative: Cop: your eyes are red. You been drinking? Driver: Your eyes are glazed. You been eating donuts?
Terrapod: I guess that would have been Brigid visiting OZ, nothing quite like a red head pilot in a car. 😉
redc1c4: LOL… naow i have to go get a pilot’s license.
Opposable Thumbs: As far as I know, BC is not on facecrack, but he did comment here back in April. I will be doing... Terrapod: While we are reminiscing, anyone know what has happened to Azy or BC for that matter? Don’t do... Opposable Thumbs: I am always in the same room. LC Wil, S.C.E.: David, the Russians make more sence than the DNC . . just sayin’ And the last time...
L.C. Mope: Has anyone ever seen DJAllyn and Opposable Thumbs in the same room at the same time? Or, for that matter,... LC Wil, S.C.E.: What’s Coming – https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=x8A9Y1Dq_cQ G*D protect us . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: The Demoscum are going to try to steal another election. The attempt this time will result in the... Terrapod: Will the bard, quite apropos that is.. Got me to thinking about current situation in my town and... LC Wil, S.C.E.: Well, so much for formatting . . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: TOP THREAD, SO IT GOES HERE. Majesty, for your amusement: Blue Line Fever (broken Oath of... Terrapod: Trump has unerring instincts to do the right thing when he does not listen to the swamp critters still in... Terrapod: Bren – If I were a betting man, it would be California, Colorado or Washington. Some green nut...
irish19: Never heard of that.
LCBren: Speaking of law, what dumbfuck US law says ID is needed to buy coffee? Or are some of the states stuck on... irish19: I have to say I am pleasantly surprised that here in Ill-annoy of all places, county sheriffs, county... LCBren: Three instances in recent days of Aust police…and this is not a joke..slapping HOMELESS people with... irish19: Well put, Sire.In response to Ogabelini’s recent call for class warfare (those evil corporate jet owners that he himself signed a tax cut for as part of Porkulus) and screaming, stomping his feet and shaking his little baby fists about Republicans being to blame for holding up stuff by not agreeing to everything he wants, Sen. John
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One thing you never want to hear are the words “transmission trouble.” The next thing you don’t want to hear is “needs to be rebuilt.” I guess I’ll be off drinking myself into oblivion now… Upcoming posts may contain an unusual number of spelling errors 😉 *Sigh!*
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Well, except for the Commerce Clause, that is, which is, according to the Sixth Circus, the supreme law of the land. The rest of the document was just written by the Founders because they still had a few hours to waste and needed to put in some filler. The court ruled that the law’s requirement
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Which is sure to make us southern folk a lot more friendly where damnyankees are concerned (h/t Q and O): Conservatives are in an uproar that the general counsel of the National Labor Relations Board has filed an unfair labor charge against Boeing. It seems the president of Boeing was unwise enough to blurt out
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Well, we suppose we did on a few occasions, but never mind that. Thing is, barely has Michelle Bachmann announced that she’s actually running for president and the OgabeFluffers are already in full court press mode about her horrible, inexcusable “gaffe” about John Wayne having once lived in Waterloo, Iowa (which, we’re told, is a
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LC LOBO points us to this happening in the wonderful, egalitarian, post-racial America that the Lightworker brought about along with receding seas and global cooling: Tonight, around 11 p.m., a group of at least 60-70 African American youth marched down one of the side streets (W. Thrush) to the 4 lane main drag (Sheridan). They
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Once again, our wonderful “you can’t professionalize unless you federalize” Transport Sturm Abteilung strikes a blow for freedom, safety and the American way by ripping the Depends off of a 95-year-old leukemia patient in a wheelchair (h/t LC & IB Bill Quick): Jean Weber of Destin filed a complaint with the Department of Homeland Security
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As LC Jackboot already noted, (p)Resident Golfsalot’s sudden decision to release some of our strategic oil reserves in spite of no actual real national emergency smells a bit, and it ain’t of roses either. It couldn’t possibly have to do with Ogabelini noticing that his poll numbers tend to fluctuate with the price of gas
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As hysteria over “the GOP’s refusal” to increase Ogabelini’s credit limit when all the NSDWP is asking for is tax hikes, thus making it the GOP’s fault that we’re about to default, explode, oceans running red with blood, old people falling off cliffs etc. ad nauseam, our friend Bill Quick predicts Weepy Boner and his
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The New York Obama-Times suddenly argues that withdrawing from a conflict (that isn’t really one, per Ogabelini, since our drone strikes don’t equate to “hostilities” or some such liberal horse manure) is detrimental to our nation’s credibility. No, we’re not shitting you: One measure, sponsored by Representative Thomas Rooney and apparently backed by the House
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A while back one of my daughters saw Obama on the TV and blurted out “I hate him.” Realizing she had been listening to my tirades aimed at the TV every time The Lightworker opened his mouth, I took the opportunity to explain to my darlin’ that while we can hate his policies, we didn’t
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While I was still laughing (and crying over the absolute disrespect of Sgt. Monti and his family) over the Ogolfalini’s lastest gaff, came across an excellent piece written by Princeton University professor Robert George, entitled the Mirror Of Justice.. Professor George posits the contrast between what should be called classic liberalism and what we see
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I stumbled onto this today over at The Blaze. The video is from a Very Large Telescope (VLT) array in Northern Chile. The video is absolutely stunning, and the sound track is a perfect match too. This is like pr0n for a high-tech redneck like myself. Enjoy !!!! [flv]http://nicedoggie.net/media/VLT.flv[/flv] Carry On-
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Thanks to LC Guy S, we learn that governor Perry has, once again, told the fascist regime in DC to quit meddling: The measure, sent to Gov. Rick Perry for consideration [he subsequently signed it], lets any incandescent light bulb manufactured in Texas – and sold in that state – avoid the authority of the
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Or maybe it’s just that those damn mushrooms got to Celine E.J. Dionne again. We’ll just indulge the Imperial Fisk, too long on hiatus, we regret to say: WASHINGTON — An attack on the right to vote is under way across the country through laws designed to make it more difficult to cast a ballot.
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