Articles from May 2011



Weiner Roast

In case you’re dying to know, we’re laughing our Imperial Gluteus Maximus off over stud-muffin liberal DemCong Anthony “The Bulge” Weiner having been caught twittering pictures of his limp Junior Weiner to a kid he was apparently obsessing over. Among other kids. He seems to have a certain fondness for underage chicks which, in all

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Not All Muslims Guilty of Every Rape in Norway Over the Last Five Years

But the ones who were, were all “males of non-western background“, and we’re fairly confident when we say that they’re probably not talking about Unwanted Unhappy Endings While Picking Up Chicken Lo Mein at the Local Chinese Take-Away™. Meanwhile, any European saying anything that might in the slightest be construed as a criticism of the

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A Must Watch

I was catching up on my reading today and came across this AWESOME video from our friends over at the Patriot Post and J.M. Studios. This is an absofuckinglutely, positively, totally, completely moving, MUST WATCH. [The embed codes are disabled, so you gotta chase the linky love. -JB] Turn up the volume, Jerry Goldsmith scored

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When It Came

A very large Tip O’ The Hat to cmblake6 for comment embedding the link to this haunting piece “When It Came”. I read it thoroughly as well as the author- Francis Porretto’s link to his thoughts after writing the short essay, “Afterbirth Thoughts”. On this solemn day we should give thanks to those that gave

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Memorial Day, 2011

If you are able, save for them a place inside of you, and save one backwards glance when you are leaving for the places they can no longer go.   Be not ashamed to say you loved them, though you may or may not have always.   Take what they have left and what they

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Radio Tribute To Fallen Heros

OK, I know from experience I can’t get most of you pups to come listen to gospel music. But I’ll bet you’re willing to tune in to a radio tribute to America and her fallen heros this Memorial Day weekend! It all starts today at 3pm Central Time.   That’s 4pm Eastern, 1pm Pacific, or for the

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Memorial Day Observance

In the blissful ignorance of the safety which the sacrifices of our fallen have provided us, the sheep say they “celebrate” Memorial Day, as if it was just another three day weekend. The sheepdogs who have been on the other side of the wall and have faced the wolf, and those who know and love

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Apocalypse Delayed Due to Lack of Interest, Mathematical Error

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. OAKLAND, Calif. – A California preacher who foretold of the world’s end only to see the appointed day pass with no extraordinarily cataclysmic event has revised his apocalyptic prophecy, saying he was off by five months and the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21. Harold Camping,

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Who Needs That Pesky Constitution Anyway?

Got quiet around here, didn’t it? Sorry about that. We’ll aim to rectify that deplorable situation tout suite. Further on the government murder of Jose Guerena, we learn this interesting little bit about the “search warrant” that the Pima Co. Mall Ninjas used as cover for gunning down a Marine in his own home: The

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RINO Field Narrows Further, Mitch Daniels is Out Too

And there was much rejoicing among us Right Wing Visigoths as yet another “Establishment Pragmatist” decided to “spend more time with his family“. Well, they’ll always have Mittens “OgabeCare” Romney, but that’s about it by now. Of course, with the number of SquishyCon Milquetoast candidates dwindling, the number of Make Believe Media articles telling us

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Bibi to Ogabessiah: “Get Bent, You Jooo-hating Shmekel”

OK, not quite, but watching Bibi telling Teh Chosen One, The High Priest of the Make Believe Media, Ogabe bin Jooo-Hater, that he can forget about 1967 borders and “right of return” is quite satisfying nonetheless. Sure, Ogabe is all in favor of recognizing Israel’s right to exist as long as it: A) Immediately stops

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World Fails to End; Loons and Cultists Who Just Blew Their Savings on Strippers, Booze and Posters Hardest Hit

…and the head honcho of this latest eruption of Teh Stupid™ seems to have been raptured or something. At any rate, he’s not answering the phone. Which sucks powerfully, as His Majesty was looking forward very much to calling him all night long, laughing like a demented hyena. The Oakland, California, headquarters of the network

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Something Good For The Weekend

Need to reaffirm your faith in humanity after a long week at the salt mines? Thanks to Tallulah, you can. Oh, and the crowd at Fenway Park too. Seems it was Disability Awareness Day and the National Anthem was being sung by an autistic gentleman. Watch what happens when he has some trouble, then go

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Yeah, We Want to Buy a Boat Alright

…and then we want to round up the entire Pima County Sheriff Dept., particularly their inept commander, Sheriff Nudnik (you know, the one who immediately blamed conservatives for the massacre performed by the raving loon Jared Loughner, THAT one), seal them in the hold and scuttle the damn thing above the Mariana Trench. (H/t LC

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Wanna Buy a Boat?

Bob and Tom fans will get a kick out of that. For the rest of ya, if you have a little change left in your pocket after Ogabe’s done financing the First Wookie’s latest jaunt to Spain or wherever, I know where a ya can get a nice boat for those weekend fishing trips. His

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