Articles from April 2011



Fake as a Three Dollar Bill

Oh, is this place still around? Sorry for the long absence, but even an Emperor has to prioritize his maternal parenting unit above all else. That’s how baby emperors-in-waiting manage to grow up to become actual Emperors. Listen, I don’t want to hear another bleep about the recently released “birth certificate” being real, as it

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We hate to have to do this…

M and I have gone round in circles trying to figure out ways to keep Rott Fest on schedule, but we had to face the crappy truth that we just can’t do it this year.  Back in January it seemed doable.  Now….there’s just no way.  We are getting the crap kicked out of us financially,

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Dude…Where’s My Hope And Change?

Not that anyone hasn’t noticed by now, but the pResident is 100% into what he does best, campaigning. For nearly a month now, he’s been stumping across the country eating rubber chicken at $10,000 a plate fund-raisers. What’s seriously missing is Hope and Change. The once charismatic Chicago ward heel, stayed on focus for the

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Prayers Needed

I’m sure y’all have been following the weather news over the past few weeks. That front generating system has been pounding the central/south central part of the country for over a month, generating record-setting numbers of tornadoes. Here in Texas we’re battling a vicious weather pattern of drought. I’ve heard that the last 4 months

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Finally

After all the hoopla, controversy and especially conspiracy theories, Teh Won™ has released the long-form Hawaiian birth certificate. He’s ‘puzzled and confused’ about the controversy. He said that while the press was swirling around the issue, he had ‘other things to do’. The man’s arrogance is just astounding. I do agree with him that there

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Something To Look Forward To

[A big H/T to the Shark Tank for getting this amusing video out there.] Rising superstar of the conservative movement Allen West, recently had a town hall meeting in his Ft. Lauderdale district. As soon as the Colonel started a number of very loud hecklers began disrupting him, shouting their dopey, inane talking points and

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Happy Easter

On the day we celebrate the resurrection of Our Lord and Savior, I want to wish you all a Happy and Blessed Easter in the way that one of my Princesses did Friday night. We were watching the Way of the Cross from the Coliseum in Rome and my eldest (by two minutes) Princess looks at

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The Madness Of King Krud

Vaunted liberal hack poser and gerbil molester Paul Krugman comes out with one of the most twisted, logically falacious arguments about Health Care that I’ve ever seen, floating with the other turds over at the NYSlimes. This one was WAAAAYYYY to juicy to let go, besides I haven’t dood-me a good fisking in quite awhile.

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Obama’s Union Buddies and the NLRB [Updated]

In a move absolutely shocking the business world, the NLRB, with a fresh recess-appointed former Union Attorney seated by Obama, comes up with an incredibly partisan ruling against the Boeing Company. Boeing in their Puget Sound, Washington location has had a long history dealing with the International Machinist’s Association. The union has struck the facility

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OPERATIONAL SECURITY 101

Tinfoil hats are not yet fashionable. And yet we live in times where an Administration willfully ignores court orders it does not like, where the White House says that it has the right to spend money not appropriated by Congress even when specifically denied by Congress, the Justice Department [no sarc tag yet, but it

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Westboro Baptist Update [Updated]

Seems that Phaggot Phred Phelps and his Phony Phelchers take a Phabulous Phoray to Mississippi, and it Phamously Phails !!. This is just too precious to let go unpublished. The good Pholks in Mississippi worked out a masterful plan to give Phelps and his Phriends lots of good Pheelings to remember them by. -VIRTUTE et

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Trump 2012?

The “Donald” is no doubt, going to be a hot topic over the months leading up to ’12. I expect we’ll have a lot of good rottie-style discussions on these pages in the interim. I certainly have a strong opinion about him and the potential consequences of his bid. However, I don’t have the time

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In Defense Of Shiftworkers

The FAA has been getting hammered this last few weeks for their Air Traffic Controllers (ATCs) snoozing or being otherwise distracted on the night shifts. Seemingly daily another story surfaces concerning this problem. Issues like this of course grab headlines and the media hypes it, such that the average person sees it as an epic

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The First Shot

It doesn’t matter who fired it. Whether it was an eager patriot, a nervous redcoat, or a drunken hunter not even on the field, is immaterial. What matters is that the shot was fired and the road to a new nation was trod. The path to this point had been tumultuous, and it was far

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I Need A Favor

Well, advice actually. Especially from the LC’s who have survived parenthood. As you know Good Friday is coming up. As a Catholic it is a central part of Holy Week, when we remember the Passion and Crucifixion of Christ. This Good Friday is also the last Good Friday before my Princesses First Communion. You Catholic

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