Articles from March 2011



Stick to Your Trade, Dumbass

In which we, once again, note that Krauthammer, no matter how much we otherwise admire him, really ought to stay away from yoga since it seems to lead him to getting his head stuck up his Khyber Pass. Speaking of the ever-elusive Godzilla v. Mothra re-enactment in Japan as a result of the most unremarkable

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Frenchies Lead the Way

Allow us a moment to reflect upon the shame of being behind the fwenchies while pwesident pwesent holidays in Rio, leaving the beaches just long enough to issue a feeble “me too!” Not exactly an “a day that shall live in infamy” moment. Nevertheless… If the french finding their testicles is what it takes to

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Meanwhile, Godzilla and Mothra Continue to NOT Appear

…but we’ll be damned if we’re going to be the last blog to report the Nuclear Zombie Apocalypse, whether it actually is going to happen or not because, well, WE NEED OUR CLICKS TO KEEP THE CRAZY AD MONEY ROLLING! UPDATE: Just saw on Anderson Cooper that radiation levels in the middle of the core

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This Place REALLY Needs a Bloody Open Forum

And this is it. Anything that you posilutely have to share goes in this thread, and His Imperial Majesty doesn’t care what it is. This one’s for you. Have at it. Post it anywhere else and we have it on good authority that the Imperial Torturer is running out of hapless souls to wither, burn

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Keeping Your Focus on What Matters

In which Ace, for once, manages to utterly and completely miss the fucking point. A growing number of actual conservative members of Congress are reaching the point where they’ve had enough of the “continuing resolutions” to “keep government from shutting down” (which, if you ask us, and P.J.O’Rourke, is hardly something to be considered a

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World Doesn’t End. Anderson Cooper, the Media and Bloggers Whoring for Links Hardest Hit

Since our esteemed Jackboot who, unlike all of the ones mentioned in the headline, actually knows the shit of which he speaketh has put you all some knowledge, we’ll just continue laughing, as we have since this whole extended bullshit session started, our Imperial Arse off at the clowns continuing to spin, 360-style, with their

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Who’d Have Thunk?

More about that “non-existent” liberal fascist bias in the Make Believe (in Our Lord and Master Ogabe) Media: Numerous death threats were made against Wisconsin Republican lawmakers last week, but you wouldn’t know about it if your only news sources were ABC, CBS, MSNBC, NBC, and NPR. As we said: Total OgabeMedia Blackout™ on that

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Here We Go Again-A Nuclear Primer

[Updated from the original post to include a few things I accidentally left out- JB] With another circus of scary headlines, rumors and wild speculation about things radioactive and nuclear. No doubt every bit as insanely distorted and hyped like TMI and Chernobyl in the past. Great, simply fucking great….. First off, this is a

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Exterminate Those Paleoswinian Animals. ALL of Them!!!

That too strong for you? Go fuck yourselves! Go fuck yourselves to death with a rusty chainsaw! Go fuck yourselves AND your families to death! While pres__ent Ogabe is working on his stroke on the back nine when not bitching about how Israel needs to quit building residencies on their own land to avoid “inflaming”

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Re: Caveman

Sorry, guys, but I’ve been gone from the computer a bit. If “you have 2,219 messages in your Inbox” gives you an indication. And the first thing I see when I get back is the post below, which just plain broke my heart. Yes, people, you can use the PayPal Donate button on the left

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Is it time…for the dogs of war….?

After repeated entreaties I have resorted to this……..a copy will be sent to television networks, relevant complaints will be filed.   I have absolutely nothing to lose now….and anyone knowing me, knows how I feel about my wife. Corporate. Blue Shield 50 Beale Street San Francisco, CA 94105-1808 (415) 229-5000     I’m not sure who

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“To Serve and Protect (Ourselves)”

The Wisconsin “Professional” Police Association is now sending out threat-mails to private businesses daring to have an opinion differing from theirs (h/t LC Gunsniper). In the event that you cannot support this effort to save collective bargaining, please be advised that the undersigned will publicly and formally boycott the goods and services provided by your

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Schiller Update: “Blame it on the Jooos!”

LC readerjp points out a bit we didn’t quote in the previous post about the NPR meltdown: In the video, Ron Schiller was meeting with two men posing as wealthy would-be Muslim donors who said they wanted to make a $5 million, no-strings-attached contribution, according to reports. The Muslim donors were discussing Jewish control of

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Missing Person Alert for the Imperial Province of Washington

Don’t know how we managed to miss this, but allow us to hasten to make up for our inexcusable tardiness. LC & IB Michelle Malkin’s cousin, Marizela Perez, has been missing since Saturday 5th, between 1300 and 1400 hrs. She was last seen at the Safeway in University District (4732 Brooklyn Ave NE Seattle, WA

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You’re Only Wrong About One Thing, My Friend

LC & IB Mike Hendrix has a most excellent post up that is your required reading for the day. Only one mistake in it that we can find, and it’s one that we see all too often: For them [the Democrat National Socialists -- Emp.M.], government is the repository of all that is righteous and

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