Articles from February 2011



Unsung Glory, Frank Buckles

The last U.S. veteran from the “War To End All Wars” has shuffled the mortal coil and joined his brothers in the Heavenly Kingdom. Frank Buckles was 110.

Back On The Air – Rottlanche Needed

Believe it or not, Radio CIA is back on the air! C’mon, pups, break my shoutcast server! Tune in at Radio CIA. Click the Listen Now link. Yeah, it’s Christian programming. It won’t hurt you! You might even enjoy it!

The Cure For Glowbull Wormening

News flash! National Geographic has found the cure! All we need is a little regional thermonuclear war! Even a regional nuclear war could spark “unprecedented” global cooling and reduce rainfall for years, according to U.S. government computer models. Gotta love computer-modeling. Especially when it’s based on flawed data to start with, like the existence of

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Federal Agencies…

For when it absolutely, positively HAS to be clusterfucked beyond all recognition™. (H/t Sir George). “Project Gunrunner” deployed new teams of agents to the southwest border. The idea: to stop the flow of weapons from the US to Mexico’s drug cartels. And how did they plan to “stop” the flow of weapons? In late 2009,

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And You Wonder Why Our Kids Are Illiterate Dumb-Fucks?

It’s because they have teachers that are illiterate dumb fucks.   Thanks to This Ain’t Hell for the pic. Ah, our glorious public education system. Yeah, we’ll give you even more of your fucking blood money, you lecherous, fucking parasites, as soon as you can learn to spell e-a-t-m-y-d-i-n-g-l-e-b-e-r-r-i-e-s. Absolute dumb-asses. UPDATE My own dumb

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Poshol Na Khuy!

Or why you should never try to regulate cock rings. At least unless you want to be mocked mercilessly. Over to you, sestrichka!

Test to Destruction

One of the people I most admire online is Richard Fernandez, AKA Wretchard, who is the host of BELMONT CLUB. He is bloody brilliant, and I wish I could write half as well as he. I commend his work THE THREE CONJECTURES to the attention of all; because it is the best explanation of why

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Dumbest Defense of Mitch “Fwenchie” Daniels Yet

Writes RINOglican Apologist Avik Roy at NRO: Conservatives who criticize Daniels for his stance on the right-to-work legislation remind me a bit of liberals who called Obama a coward for abandoning the public option in 2010. Obama said often that single-payer health care was his preferred approach, but that he simply didn’t have the votes

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Glow Bull Worming Mystery Solved

We found the proverbial “smoking gun” that finally “Ends The Debate™”. We give you the Sticky Cheese Stick™! Proof positive that cheese consumption correlates precisely with causes Glow Bull Worming!!!! Chart found here. F.E.T.E.

Oh, And Just As A Reminder

Here’s Tabitha Hale, the girl that Ogabe’s Union Thug assaulted and beat on the other day because she had the nerve to be using a camera in public: One scary, threatening, right-wing thug, isn’t she? And once again, directed at the “men” who were with her that day: Why the FUCK is her attacker not

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Another New Civility™ Update

Here we have another member of the Pore Oppressed Unions™ telling a Tea Partier (you know, those racist, gay-hating, violent terrorists) that he’ll “fuck his mother” and “fuck you in the ass, you faggot” and that “you better get away from here.” Gee, thanks. We’re certainly glad that the Ogabe Thugs show so much civility

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L’Etat, C’est Moi!

Reichskanzler Ogabe isn’t even trying to hide it anymore. If, indeed, he ever was trying to hide it but, you know, to point out the obvious is RAAAAACIST! The Obama administration said Wednesday that it will no longer defend the constitutionality of a federal law banning the recognition of same-sex marriage, specifically a portion of

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Reichskanzler Ogabe, Sieg Heil!

One of his brownshirt organizations, Ogabe Organizing for America, soon to be known under its real name, Ogabejugend, is already busy recruiting the best astroturf that money can buy: The community organizer who became president has launched a massive pre-reelection year campaign to assemble and train an army of new community organizers to carry Obama’s

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New Civility Alert

From Sir Christopher, we learn that the Flee Party is upping the stakes: A Democratic Congressman from Massachusetts is raising the stakes in the nation’s fight over the future of public employee unions, saying emails aren’t enough to show support and that it is time to “get a little bloody.” “I’m proud to be here

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February 23, 1945

February 23, 1945, Mt. Suribachi, Iwo Jima. A split second of the lives of five Marines and one Navy Corpsman are captured for eternity, and raise the  spirits of a war-weary nation. The photo captures not only the ascendancy of the United States and the valor of the American warrior, but the ethos of the

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