Articles from January 2011



Don’t Journaljizzmers Have to Go to School Too?

Obviously not, as this retarded piece of ignorant hackery proves. The breathless headline is: Speaker Boehner: Failing To Raise Debt Ceiling Is Not Even A Question On The Table Which, obviously, is enough to get anybody with an ounce of fiscal responsibility in their body all riled up, particularly those who might have thought that

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Fly Into the Silly Zone

The ChiComs, ever desperate to show the rest of the world how bad-ass their crappy “Made in China” Wal*Mart technology is, are apparently ripping off old Top Gun footage to show off their new Sooper Fighter (with beef and flied lice), the J-10. (h/t LC Tremor). In the footage, the J-10 allegedly shoots down an

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Is There Some Vital Nuance We’re Missing Here?

You know, with this whole Egypt thing that we’ve kind of sort of following out of the corner of our Imperial Eye. We mean, we know we’re far too simplisme (for the likes of Jacques ChIRAQ anyway) and that we lack the vital nuancing skills that seem to mean “whatever you do, make sure it

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Great Moments in Premature Explodulation

Seems the Domodedovo attack wasn’t the first such attempt, only the first one turned out… poorly for the wannabe explodulator (h/t LC Intellectual Conservative). The “Black Widow” bomber, who may belong to the group that attacked Moscow’s Domodedovo airport on Monday, planned to set off her suicide belt near Red Square, potentially killing hundreds of

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You Fight the Battle You’re In, Not the Battle You WISH You Were In.

Just a short comment on LC Jackboot’s excellent post about the upcoming battle and, among other things, Sarah Palin. This isn’t about our “preferred” or “ideal” candidate, we haven’t picked on yet, it’s just a short observation on battlefield reality. One of the issues that come up time and again among good conservatives is that

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What if They Had a SOTU and Nobody Gave a F*ck?

That pretty much describes how we feel and no, in case you’re wondering, we didn’t watch it either. If we want to watch that sort of thing, we’ll hit YouTube up for old videos of Mussolini. We really don’t need to waste our time with his understudy. But we did catch a few highlights from

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Tar & Feathers Are Too Good For These Would-be Totalitarians

We all know that the Goreacolytes of the Wholly Church of Glow Bull Worming™ have had a virtual lock on the Lamestream Midiots, Idiotarian Indoctrination Institutes,Whoreywood and government funding for the last 20+ years, but, now that Mother Gaia™ has refused to go along with History’s Greatest Ponzi Scheme & Fraud™ and people have started

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The Case For Sarah

I’ve been thinking about this for some time and a few conversations with a friend pushed me to a painful conclusion. Sarah Palin cannot win the presidency in 2012. Let me categorically state with NO reservations whatsoever, that she would make a fine, competent and honest president. I would love to see her win and

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More Frances Fox Piven

In case you were wondering just exactly what that violence that the aging, communist cunt has been inciting Americans to emulate looks like, our friend Bill Quick has a rather nice collection of photos. Yet Glenn Beck and, we suppose, Bill and I at this point, are the ones inciting to violence by pointing this

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Birth Certificate Update

Yes. We know that you’re all dying to hear about that subject again and we, being ever the benevolent Emperor, cannot deny your wishes, no matter how much you’ve never actually expressed them, so let’s get to it. As you may know, the newly elected Governor Abercrombie (now with less Fitch) of Hawaii started out

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In the Line of Duty

As headlines go… Mheh.

Roe v Wade and Gosnell’s House of Horrors

It appears that His Majesty needs to clarify himself a bit regarding his last post, judging by some of the responses. When I said that Gosnell is not about Roe v Wade I meant it and still do. It’s about a sick, sadistic, greedy, sociopathic animal AND it is about criminal negligence on the part

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Chutzpah Alert

If it wasn’t so sad, it would be hilariously funny. OK, we take it back. It’s hilariously fucking funny no matter how you put it. The liberals are bent out of shape because Glenn Beck has accurately quoted Frances Fox Piven (yes, THAT Piven, of Cloward-Piven infamy), the well-known radical leftist known for, apart from

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Ogabe Beclowned Again

It must be this “smart diplomacy” we keep hearing about. You know, traveling the world apologizing for the “eeeeevil” that is America, groveling, bowing and licking the shoes of every single one of our enemies, spitting our traditional allies in the face every chance he gets, you name it. Ogabe sure brought some “change.” We

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Olberdouche “Na Na Na Na” Open Thread

Seeing as how the subject of today seems to be Cock, these joyous news, brought to us by LC Jaybear, deserve a thread of their own. Only thing is: What liberal cockweasel is going to be our go-to for vicious mockery now that Bathtub Keef is gone? Who is going to top Keef “Dramatic Hamster”

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