The Imperial Consigiliere sums up 2011 depressingly perfectly and resolves to not go quietly. We join him in that resolution. As we join in Jerry Philipson's resolution to use every legal means available to us…
Because we just found out that we won the Debra Morgan Award™ for Best Use of Cursewords! Tied, to be sure, with the excellent Cold Fury and Doubleplusundead, but being tied with those two in…
What a can of whoop-ass looks like inside? Wonder no more:
First off, we have no recollection where we got this from, it was just sitting in an open tab laughing at us. So if you're the source, please step forward to take a bow. Short…
Bitch, PLEASE! Don't throw us into that briar patch! First of all, the Iranian "Navy" couldn't block a sink drain if it wanted to, mainly because it would cease to exist within the first 48…
What a doofus he is! (h/t Ace). Just like the time he couldn't remember, what's her face again?, Supreme Court Justice... Wise Latina? Oh no, Sotomayor, I got it. CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa – Texas Gov.…
From Director Blue. All good, but I have to defend the Blame America First Nutjob who calls the traitor Bradley Manning a "true patriot" on one item on the list, but that's just because I'm…
And we have to admit he's going to be hard to beat: The number of officers killed in the line of duty jumped 13 percent in 2011 compared with the year before — and U.S.…
Courtesy of LC readerjp, GLOR, we have this heartwarming story of an anti-Semite sow who got what was going around when it finally came around: An Atlanta-area woman who sent a threatening package with an…
Fighting courageously for every fictional American's right to vote as many times as possible (as long as they vote NSDWP, that is). The Obama administration entered the fierce national debate over voting rights, rejecting South…
We have a feeling that this isn't going to make it into an episode on the new show, "All-American Muslim." “Neighbors horrified at news of family’s slayings in Grapevine." Citing public records and interviews with…
Presumably in a mostly peaceful manner, bringing the number of mostly peacefully killed as a result of Ogabe's favorite "grassroots" movement to 9. JUST LIKE THE TEA PARTY! Occupy Eugene leader Kristen Carpenter told KVAL-TV,…
Needless to say, we'll still vote for him, but that's just because we at least reserve the right to refuse pulling the trigger of the gun pointed at our head. But it won't matter whether…
...to dust off the entire Imperial Palace, it would seem, as our eyes were watering something fierce after watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMUhlRSem0M Merry Christmas, y'all, and a very special greeting to all of those of you…
We were out of pork rinds, so the fat man gets cookies this year. In all seriousness, Merry Christmas to all of you wondrous people I have the honor of calling my family and friends.…