2011…The Year When The Stupid Stupefied.
The Imperial Consigiliere sums up 2011 depressingly perfectly and resolves to not go quietly. We join him in that resolution. As we join in Jerry Philipson's resolution to use every…
Happy New Year and “You Like Us! You Really, Really Like Us!”
Because we just found out that we won the Debra Morgan Award™ for Best Use of Cursewords! Tied, to be sure, with the excellent Cold Fury and Doubleplusundead, but being…
Marines… Don’t Fuck With Them!
First off, we have no recollection where we got this from, it was just sitting in an open tab laughing at us. So if you're the source, please step forward…
Is Iran Going to Close the Strait of Hormuz?
Bitch, PLEASE! Don't throw us into that briar patch! First of all, the Iranian "Navy" couldn't block a sink drain if it wanted to, mainly because it would cease to…
OMG! Perry Doesn’t Remember Every Single Supreme Court Ruling in History!
What a doofus he is! (h/t Ace). Just like the time he couldn't remember, what's her face again?, Supreme Court Justice... Wise Latina? Oh no, Sotomayor, I got it. CEDAR…
10 Fun Facts You May Not Have Known About About Luap Nor
From Director Blue. All good, but I have to defend the Blame America First Nutjob who calls the traitor Bradley Manning a "true patriot" on one item on the list,…
Reichsführer Heinrich Holder Throws in Late Entry for “Chutzpah of 2011” Award
And we have to admit he's going to be hard to beat: The number of officers killed in the line of duty jumped 13 percent in 2011 compared with the…
Karma Is A Bitch, And We Love Her
Courtesy of LC readerjp, GLOR, we have this heartwarming story of an anti-Semite sow who got what was going around when it finally came around: An Atlanta-area woman who sent…
NSDWP Gearing Up For Operation Rig The Vote, 2012 Edition
Fighting courageously for every fictional American's right to vote as many times as possible (as long as they vote NSDWP, that is). The Obama administration entered the fierce national debate…
Not All Muslims Massacre Own Family, Commit Suicide Over “Christmas Blues”
We have a feeling that this isn't going to make it into an episode on the new show, "All-American Muslim." “Neighbors horrified at news of family’s slayings in Grapevine." Citing…
“Mostly Peaceful” Occutards Beat, Choke Man to Death
Presumably in a mostly peaceful manner, bringing the number of mostly peacefully killed as a result of Ogabe's favorite "grassroots" movement to 9. JUST LIKE THE TEA PARTY! Occupy Eugene…
Why Romney in ’12 is Just Like Handing Ogabe Four More Years
Needless to say, we'll still vote for him, but that's just because we at least reserve the right to refuse pulling the trigger of the gun pointed at our head.…
‘Tis the Season
...to dust off the entire Imperial Palace, it would seem, as our eyes were watering something fierce after watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMUhlRSem0M Merry Christmas, y'all, and a very special greeting to…
Merry Christmas Rotties!
We were out of pork rinds, so the fat man gets cookies this year. In all seriousness, Merry Christmas to all of you wondrous people I have the honor of…