Posts belonging to Category The Long War'

Al-Qaeda Junior Varsity Team (Obama’s Words, Not Ours) Saws Head off American

Oddly enough, the media has been busy scrubbing all trace of the video of the koranimals’ brutal murder away. Wouldn’t want the unwashed masses to get the “wrong ideas” about those poor, misunderstood, oppressed representatives of the “religion of peace”, would we? Watching the Junior Varsity slowly hacking off the head of an innocent journalist

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May You Live in Interesting Times

It would seem that we are, indeed. So a passenger plane is shot down by some of Dear Leader’s haji friends (unless you live in an alternate universe where planes routinely cease to function at high altitude and promptly disappear from existence, in which case you might be a Prozi), Ear Leader jokes about it

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The Time Traveller – Pause and reflect

This story has made the rounds several times. In light of this little piece of news, I believe that the story needs to be retold. A cautionary tale for all..well before its time. And one we will do well to listen to. Source Greetings Readers, Friends, and Other Visitors: The Time Traveler appeared suddenly in

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Traitors at Home

At least they’re kind enough to make it public now. Or maybe they’ve finally realized that there isn’t a set of testicles left in this country. They’d be right. Behold this tweet from one of the DHS’s (that’d be the ReichsSicherheitsHauptAmt in the original German) main pisslamic “advisors” regarding the situation in Iraq (h/t Ace):

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Watching the Republic Die

You know, there comes a point when you have to start wondering… There are historians, and His Imperial Majesty sees their point, who claim that the Emperor Caligula wasn’t so much insane as he was putting on a giant Performance Art Masterpiece. You know, along the lines of “seriously, those stuffed togas in the Senate

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Alternate Reality

In today’s “alternate reality” segment we have discovered ….Elanor Clift of “The Daily Beast”  has stated that Ambassador Stevens was not murdered. He simply died of smoke inhalation. You can watch her screeching here but the typical spew warning is in effect. Watching and listening to this washed up harpy screech ….. is akin to

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The Naked, Unvarnished Truth

If there’s a Rant Hall of Fame, this one should be right up there in the Pantheon of all-time greatest hits. Before you go and click on the link, be sure to empty your bladder, grab a fresh beverage to sooth your throat from shouting “Fuck YEAH!”, over and over, as you read the post.

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Six at one blow..”click” “bang”….*BOOOOM*

Source With a Taliban fighter looming in his sights half a mile away, the British sniper knew a clean shot would take down his enemy. What he could not have known was that the single bullet he fired would account for five more insurgents.But, incredibly, his rifle round triggered the explosive vest worn by his

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Another gun free zone – another 12 dead

12 Dead at the Washington Navy Yard – situation is still developing but 12 dead and they are looking for the shooters…. Gee don’t you just love those ‘gun free’ zones?   From the article: D.C. Mayor Vincent Gray said investigators had not identified a motive for the shooting. There was no indication that the incident was an act

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Coalition of the Squeamish

So the Brit Parliament had the good sense to tell David Cameron to sod right the bloody hell off with his plans for flying air support for al Qaeda in Syria (good on ya, mates! Oh, and wouldn’t it be lovely if we had a system under which the people’s representatives could reign in a

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More Industrial Grade Stupid

As if you needed any further proof of the mental retardation of contemporary American society: Bradley Manning, the Army private who was convicted of leaking the largest cache of classified documents in U.S. history, announced Thursday that she plans to live out the rest of her life as female. “I am Chelsea Manning,” the former

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America’s Most Famous “Workplace Violence” Court Case Finally Underway

…and the Absolutely NOT Islamic Terrorist™ defendant is complicating matters a wee bit for King Ogabe and his objectively pro-terror lackeys: The evidence will clearly show that I am the shooter,” said Hasan, One heck of an opening statement from the defendant in a criminal case, we’d say. But surely this doesn’t interfere with King

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Oh Dear, Comrade Hussein, This Doesn’t Look Good At ALL

Not when even the CNN get caught committing random acts of actual journalism. So Benghazi was swarming with CIA agents after the murder of four Americans and now the Agency are busy threatening the agents as well as their families should they ever dare to speak out about what actually happened? It is being described

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But This, Of Course, Is Not “News”

Seems we have even more unsung heroes from the slaughter in Benghazi that King Hussein and Queen Cankles would rather we never heard about, which is why the OgabeMedia Praetorian Guard will utter not one word about it. Because “shut up racist!” While many members of Congress continue to be denied access to survivors of

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“Patriotism? That’s Just so… GAUCHE!”

Remember this picture? Of course you do. Unless you’re from a different planet or isn’t a teen yet, in which case please browse away from this website. It’s not exactly kiddy-rated. What does that picture say to you? To His Imperial Majesty it says such things as, but not limited to, “defiance”, “resolve”, “courage”, “invincibility”

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