Posts belonging to Category Funny Shit'

Live By Identity Politics, Die By Identity Politics

So, the Dem Cong are beginning to vaguely realize that maybe telling every single white person in this country that they don’t matter, being the disgusting, racist, misogynistic, backwards cousin-humpers that they are, might not be working out too well for them, electorally speaking (dammit! Not true! Keep being you! PLEASE!!!) One of the results

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Alright, They Got Us This Time

Pictures never lie, and the evidence is in:

We Laughed and Laughed

Via LC & IB Bill Quick. A group of 51 refugees rapefugees were brutally assaulted outside a night club in Murmansk, Russia, after they groped and molested women at a night club Saturday. “Brutally?” Oh, we like the sound of that! Although we, being a civilized male who hasn’t been emasculated by P.C. and goodthink,

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And Now, for Something Completely Different…

Football? Listen, we don’t think we need to restate just exactly how we feel about ¡Ruuuuubio!, but funny’s funny, and this shit is funny, right there (h/t Protein Wisdom): [youtube][/youtube] Will it make us vote for the lying, amnesty-loving hack? Hardly. But it DID make us laugh, and laughter’s a good thing, so thank you

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“I’m the Last Guy You’ll Never See…”

Hilarious! A bunch of goat-fellating, monkey pisslamic savages decide to camp out behind a house, taking turns stepping out from behind it to ineffectually spray vast amounts of ammo while lauding their own courage and warrior skills with cries of “allah u snack bar”. One by one, same exact spot, even at fairly constant intervals.

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Now this has GOT to hurt

Piers Morgan opened his mouth. Inserted his feet. And was promptly smacked upside the head in EPIC fashion.

Be afraid….not for the faint of heart

I was looking for something to brighten my evening when I came across..this. That sudden spasm you will get in your calves? Is the cramp you get when you instinctively slam your foot on an imaginary brake [youtube][/youtube] They are amongst us….

Well, Kalifornikans, You Made Your Bed…

…now go… drink it? As a fourth year of drought continues to drain aquifers and reservoirs, …but the delta smelt is still swimming happily around in water that absolutely, totally, under no circumstances can be used for humans, lest the darling garbage fish be discomfited. Sooooo…. California water managers and environmentalists are urging adoption of

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And I thought Ron Paul was a raving nutter…..

Source Outgoing senior Obama adviser John Podesta reflected on his latest White House stint Friday, listing his favorite moments and biggest regrets from the past year. Chief among them: depriving the American people of the truth about UFOs Yep you read that right. It isnt the economy that matters Or personal freedoms Or the 2nd

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Christmas LOLZ

OK, just one more thing since this has to be the funniest thing we’ve read all week. Or month. Or… Hell, we don’t know. An American pastor from Indiana, who leads a church that preaches same-sex marriage is “sinful”, Not sure where the sarcastic quotation marks come from, since there is absolutely nothing controversial or

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Religion of Peace Piece

Damn, it’s a good thing our men and women are fighting and dying in Afghanistan, so the Afghanis have the freedom to do this: [youtube][/youtube] Needless to say, this is not a video the White House wants you to see, so no telling how long it will be here. And as far as I am

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A Day of Much Hilarity

“Location, location, location!” Very well, so this might not be quite what that quote is about but we couldn’t resist. So sue us. Regardless, the simian koranimals of Gaza seem to be having a wee bit of trouble with the concept (h/t readerjp, LC & GLOR): TEL AVIV — The Gaza Strip’s main hospital and

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The Day Muhammed Got Buried in His Uniform

LC Radical Redneck brings the funneh! (With some hat tip love to Bluegrass Pundit for unearthing this). Tip to Ham-ass (that we hope they ignore): When burying your splodey-dopes, you should probably remove their boom-boom vests first. we have to say, though: It turned into one HECK of a funeral! More, please! (Warning. If images

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Hairy Wilde-beast terrorizes Columbus OH

The OH department of Wildlife and Preservation was called in to downtown Columbus Ohio today when a rabid Wilde-beast was mistakenly allowed to escape it’s minimum wage cage at Burger King and terrorize citizens. Wildlife officers said that this species is extremely low in intelligence but highly aggressive and should be treated with the utmost

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The Devil went down to Georgia

I’ve decided to run for Congress. Let me introduce myself – My name is Satan. I’m stuck in GA – so I’ll have to run for congress there. Look I ain’t no carpetbagger’s that fucking Charlie Daniels and his fiddle that got me stuck here….I actually hate GA. Well never mind all that. I’m

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