Posts belonging to Category Funny Shit'

You’re So Fucking Speshul, Aren’t You?

So, we’re informed that a bunch of “anti”-fascist fascists in KKKalifornikate decided it would be fun to, once again, pepper spray people for not being fascists or something (we get confused. At least in our day, the fascists had the decency to call themselves fascists instead of anti-fascists), and the normal people decided that they

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Season Four of Capture Shia’s Flag Ends Exactly as Expected

Wednesday, Shia laPet announced that, following his latest fiasco at keeping up his live stream of his “He Will Not Divide Us” flag, victory over the fun-loving folks at /pol/ was now assured as he had moved the flag to the top of a museum in Liverpool. As if there are no /pol/’ers and assorted

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In Other Hilarious News

You all remember Shia LaPet, right? The “He Will Not Divide Us” twat who first had to move his “protest” due to being arrested for assault, then made the genius move of trying to hide out his camera in an Albuquerque parking lot and then, when that got too “hot” for him too, ran off

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Time to put the dog…er…goanna out..

Here in Australia, we dont do small. We dont do harmless. And our staff know how to deal with a customer who didnt bother to book a table. [youtube][/youtube]

Without Further Comment

Just because it, quite literally (in the actual meaning of the word), made us laugh out loud, or “LOL” as those who can’t be bothered to type like to put it (h/t Ace): Our only objection would be that this photoshop (if indeed it is a photoshop, we can’t say for sure), is a lot

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Live By Identity Politics, Die By Identity Politics

So, the Dem Cong are beginning to vaguely realize that maybe telling every single white person in this country that they don’t matter, being the disgusting, racist, misogynistic, backwards cousin-humpers that they are, might not be working out too well for them, electorally speaking (dammit! Not true! Keep being you! PLEASE!!!) One of the results

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Alright, They Got Us This Time

Pictures never lie, and the evidence is in:

We Laughed and Laughed

Via LC & IB Bill Quick. A group of 51 refugees rapefugees were brutally assaulted outside a night club in Murmansk, Russia, after they groped and molested women at a night club Saturday. “Brutally?” Oh, we like the sound of that! Although we, being a civilized male who hasn’t been emasculated by P.C. and goodthink,

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And Now, for Something Completely Different…

Football? Listen, we don’t think we need to restate just exactly how we feel about ¡Ruuuuubio!, but funny’s funny, and this shit is funny, right there (h/t Protein Wisdom): [youtube][/youtube] Will it make us vote for the lying, amnesty-loving hack? Hardly. But it DID make us laugh, and laughter’s a good thing, so thank you

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“I’m the Last Guy You’ll Never See…”

Hilarious! A bunch of goat-fellating, monkey pisslamic savages decide to camp out behind a house, taking turns stepping out from behind it to ineffectually spray vast amounts of ammo while lauding their own courage and warrior skills with cries of “allah u snack bar”. One by one, same exact spot, even at fairly constant intervals.

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Now this has GOT to hurt

Piers Morgan opened his mouth. Inserted his feet. And was promptly smacked upside the head in EPIC fashion.

Be afraid….not for the faint of heart

I was looking for something to brighten my evening when I came across..this. That sudden spasm you will get in your calves? Is the cramp you get when you instinctively slam your foot on an imaginary brake [youtube][/youtube] They are amongst us….

Well, Kalifornikans, You Made Your Bed…

…now go… drink it? As a fourth year of drought continues to drain aquifers and reservoirs, …but the delta smelt is still swimming happily around in water that absolutely, totally, under no circumstances can be used for humans, lest the darling garbage fish be discomfited. Sooooo…. California water managers and environmentalists are urging adoption of

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And I thought Ron Paul was a raving nutter…..

Source Outgoing senior Obama adviser John Podesta reflected on his latest White House stint Friday, listing his favorite moments and biggest regrets from the past year. Chief among them: depriving the American people of the truth about UFOs Yep you read that right. It isnt the economy that matters Or personal freedoms Or the 2nd

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Christmas LOLZ

OK, just one more thing since this has to be the funniest thing we’ve read all week. Or month. Or… Hell, we don’t know. An American pastor from Indiana, who leads a church that preaches same-sex marriage is “sinful”, Not sure where the sarcastic quotation marks come from, since there is absolutely nothing controversial or

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