Posts belonging to Category Funny Shit'

Okay, not even I could make THIS shit up…

AMERICAN TV news networks have made a series of embarrassing stuff-ups in their coverage of the search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.It was a double whammy for Texas’ KXAN news, who not only misspelt the word ‘search’ in their infograph, but mistakenly placed Perth in Tasmania. While there is a Perth located in the

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Obam-bam vs. Putin

From the geniuses at the People’s Cube (below the fold as it’s quite long):

Nope. We’re Fresh Out of Them

Via Bill Quick, news reaches us that Noo Yawkers are just as thrilled with their brand new communist mayor, Bill de Sandino-wannabe-Blasio, as we knew they would be. NEW YORK (AP) — Only 39 percent of registered New York City voters believe Mayor Bill de Blasio’s has done a “good” or “excellent” job during his

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I Thought I Would Share…

… In A Strictly Non-Partisan Way. (I could have posted a “BC-Worthy” image, but this one is funny to me.) Anyways, just thought I would drop by and say “hi”.  Don’t really have the interest to argue about things I will never have control over — kind of an epiphany I reached a while back.

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Great Moments in Mooselimb Education

No wonder His Obamaness has made it the mission of NASA to reach out to mooselimbs to make them feel better about their own achievements. And, seriously, quick mocking Comrade Zero for having no ambition on that issue. Finding anything that mooselimbs can feel good about is a damn sight harder than sending a man/wymyn

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So, Leftists, How Are You Liking the Consequences of Your Votes?

Getting a bit peeved, it would seem. If only they could make the synaptic connection between their votes and the results of their messiah’s policies, that is. Which they can’t. (h/t Ace). After overcoming website glitches Still clinging bitterly to calling the sinking of the Titanic plus the crash of the Hindenburg times a hundred

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Open Thread

Even I thought this was funny… Enjoy your open thread.

The Salt of Your Bitter, Disappointed Tears… It Nourishes Me…

We know we’re probably going straight to hell for this, but we just can’t help it. It just brings tears of laughter to our eyes when the progressive retards who have been huffing unicorn farts for five years finally get the bill in the mail and realize that There Ain’t No Such Thing As A

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Klimate Klownshoes Kicked In Krotchskys (Or “How Many Crows Can They Fit Into That Pie?”)

Just when we thought that the Circle-Jerk du Soleil: Klimate Klusterfuck show was over, Mother Gaia pulls on her Size 15 Mexican Roach Stompers and delivers yet another swift kick to their frozen groinal regions. Xue Long notified AMSA at 1pm AEDT this afternoon it has concerns about their ability to move through heavy ice

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Kosmic Karmic Klimacomedy

In an ironic twist of fate that is so comical that Keepers of the Fates are pissing themselves from fits of laughter, the Apostles of the Church of Algorean Asininity who are stuck in non-existent ice aboard the SS Klimate Klusterfuck have asked for REAL, UNADJUSTED weather data from none other than the Sultan of

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And Now For Some SchadenPr0n…

Sorry, we served up the last penis jokes for lunch yesterday, but at least this story, brought to our attention by LC Just Another Random Nut, GLOR, has quite a few dickheads in it, so we’re just going to throw it out there. No, it’s not about 404Care for once. We can only point fingers

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The new and improved ObamaCare – Now even more addictive!!

You just can’t make this stuff up… One has to wonder – is this damn law so unpopular that even drug dealers are making mock of it now? Bags of Heroin labeled “Obama Care” Random Thoughts on “Obama Care”: Damn, can’t a body even get high anymore without King Bammy sticking his nose in? Obama

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All We Want For Christmas Is…

Well, we already got it. The amounts of sheer hilarity coming out of ObamaMetroSexualPajammieBoy’s campaign to make young people buy stuff they can’t afford, and can’t afford even less than they could before now that the Ear Leader they voted for jacked premiums up three times, and don’t NEED, just keeps growing. Via LC Rurik:

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Who Says He Didn’t Know How to Sign?

By now, I am sure you’ve heard of the schizophrenic guy who they hired to do sign language at Nelson Mandela’s memorial.  Now we know what he was really doing… Pretty much got the entire speech correctly… Oh, and since it looks like I am the only one here this week, here is an open

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ObamaCare Clusterfuck, Day 49

Just cut the crap and repeal it already. No, that’s not us, that’s the, wait for it, Chicago Tribune. Those horrible, bomb-throwing, suicide vest wearing, arsonist hostage taker kidnapper RACISTS from Chicago. Oh wait, that’s no longer the approved Socialist Democrat talking point, is it? One question: Can one die from a popcorn overdose? Thatisall.