We’ve Got Proof: Australia IS Bloody Well Out to Kill Ya!

His Imperial Majesty has a lot of rules of thumbs for visiting other countries and even more handy dandy flash card reminders of what each country is like. Such as “when in Germany, don’t mention the war”, “France has a million kinds of cheese, none of which are edible by humans”, “don’t ever let a

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We told you Aussies were blunt

Take a look at what Aussies do when they are fed up with a politician. We dont mince words.

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Shockingly Stoopid

Literally - W. Va. Man Electrocuted After Shooting Down Power Line To Steal Copper  A man was electrocuted when he picked up a live power line that he had shot down in order to steal copper from it. Another low information voter meets his much overdue demise. And there was much rejoicing and revelry in the Empire!

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Country Girls

Just because I think we need something uplifting, American, baconey and stolen from MissK .  

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And Now, the Video that You’ve All Been Waiting For

Must credit The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler™ and, of course, in even higher measure, the genius MrHiBeta who put this together:

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The Deathstar was an inside job

We all knew it There was skulduggery afoot the day the DeathStar died. Call those responsible to account!! Palpatine lied, people died, no war for DROIDS!!!! And with that, Rotties, I call an open thread. Let the conspiracies be revealed!!!

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And Now, For Something Completely Different

Gangnam Style! For those of you blissfully unaware of this craze launched by our South Korean allies, we should probably put up the original first: Yes, you may kill us now. IF you can. Obviously this started a dance crazy. Also obviously, this led to quite a bit of competition between the branches and we

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Dope!

You know, we’ve always been great fans of Tom Lehrer, but we never realized that he’d made a song about the BlightBringer back when he’d barely been born: Amazing.

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Romney Speaks at the Al Smith Dinner

A few hours ago, Presidential candidate Mitt Romney and the other guy he is running against attended the annual Al Smith Dinner. It is tradition for presidents to attend, and in election years, for both candidates to be present. Romney spoke first, and when he did, he revealed a sense of humor I doubt many

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Too good to let pass by

Well, at least SOMEBODY knows how to get America back into space…  

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This is just WRONG in oh, so many ways….

The Philippines just concluded a treaty / agreeemnt with a Muslim splinter group. Moro Islamic Liberation Front – MILF That’s right, they concluded a treaty with a MILF. I’d wager more than one negotiator waited until they were out of earshot, before collapsing in hysterical laughter realising that these murdering bastards had no idea that

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Concise Review of Romney/Obama Debate

For those of you who missed last night’s debate, I offer a brief, concise recap for your viewing pleasure (hat tip to @AceofSpadesHQ).

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These Colors Don’t Run

Funniest thing we read all day: A Pakistani protestor has died after inhaling smoke from burning U.S. flags during a rally against the anti-Islam film Innocence of Muslims. Abdullah Ismail died in Mayo hospital in Lahore having complained of feeling unwell during the angry demonstrations in the eastern Pakistan city yesterday. Around 10,000 people are

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Riddle of Joe Biden Solved!

So this has been bothering me for a while. I used to watch John Byner the comic quite a bit in my earlier days – some of you may remember him. He had this stunt guy on his show called Super Dave Osborne. He used to be on all the time.  About the time he

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If this was anybody but the Vice President…

They would get an up close and personal introduction to what a group of hardcore bikers will do to you if you ever fuck with their scooters or their old ladies.  Please note the eyes… Therightscoop via the JAWA:  

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