Posts belonging to Category Good News'

Time to Strip Nekkid and Frighten the Poor Neighbors

Via the Blogfather: Three would-be robbers were shot and killed Monday when an Oklahoma homeowner’s son opened fire on them with an AR-15, authorities said. Wagoner County sheriff’s deputies were called to the home in Broken Arrow, southeast of Tulsa at around 12:30 p.m. local time. When they arrived, they found the three dead suspects

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Guy Tells Joke, Prozis Launch Concerted Offensive, “Fighting Right” Fold Like Cheap Lawn Chairs

So… Nothing’s really changed, has it? Didn’t really think so, we’ve seen pussies on the “right” being pussies for longer than we care to remember, but for a short while it looked like the pussies might have figured out the combination lock on the jar in which their mommies keep their testicles. Alas, it was

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A New Dawn…

America, fuck yeah! LC, GLOR Tallulah mentioned this, and here it is: Cops just showed up, tackle people in street. People on sidewalk cheer. @fox12oregon pic.twitter.com/7MQLLZ6v91 — Kelsey Watts (@KelseyWattsKPTV) January 25, 2017 What a refreshing Change™ from “the police acted stupidly” Feel the winds of change yet, Prozis? No? Good. We’re not done yet.

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President Trump’s Inauguration speech

“Chief Justice Roberts, President Carter, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama, fellow Americans, and people of the world: thank you. We, the citizens of America, are now joined in a great national effort to rebuild our country and to restore its promise for all of our people.Together, we will determine the course of America and

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Old but one we can all smile at

One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama. ”The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir,

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And the Daily Schadenboner Update

Just when we thought that the turgid monster would finally, FINALLY take a rest and allow us to wear something other than a fucking sari, looking like a Ringling, Barnum and Bailey big top, shit like this pops up in the news: As outgoing President Barack Obama plans to head off on vacation when he

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The Little Coup that Couldn’t

After months of violence, threats of violence, destruction, vandalism and a barrage of fake news from the Prozi Stenography Pool (aka “the media”), Hillary’s Prozi Party’s attempt at Machtergreifung has failed. Again. WASHINGTON (AP) — There were many protesters but few faithless electors as Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote Monday — ensuring that

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Schadenboner Warning…

Remember, if it lasts for more than 48 hours, seek medical help immediately. Dear Colleagues, Both of you. When we moved into our new building in 2007, we saw it as a modern headquarters for a modern New York Times. We still feel that way. But as Mark mentioned in the State of The Times

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They Told Us that Guns are More Dangerous to Their Owners…

..and they were RIGHT! According to NBC 4, authorities with the Culpepper County Sheriff’s Department say “21-year-old Delonte Jones, of Prince George’s County, and 18-year-old Amber Eley, of Orange, Virginia, knocked on the door of a home in the 1400 block of Woodland Church Road.” When the homeowner answered the door, Jones and Eley feigned

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Phew! Dodged Another Bullet

And just as we were getting nervous, the fake news blog Politico reports: House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi swept aside a challenge from Ohio Rep. Tim Ryan Wednesday to win another term atop the Democratic Caucus, ensuring continuity for Democrats despite their poor performance on Election Day. Pelosi beat Ryan in a 134-63 vote, securing

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Dominoes A-Falling

At least it looks to be that way. Here’s hoping it’s a trend that continues: Front National leader Marine Le Pen has taken a substantial lead in the latest French presidential election poll, eight points ahead of her nearest rival. Le Pen secured the support of 29 percent of those surveyed by Ipsos, placing her

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No, We’re Not Tired of Winning Yet

Sorry, but we really aren’t. Today’s DEVASTATING news: NASA’s top climate scientist urged President-elect Donald Trump to keep paying for global warming programs, but threatened to resign if Trump censored his science. Dr. Gavin Schmidt, the director of NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies, told the Independent he and other government scientists are “not going

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Chickens… Coming Home… To Roost!

Buh-bye, Julius Strasser, have fun in the funemployment lines, y’hear? The Oregon public official who levied a $135,000 fine against a Christian-owned bakery lost his bid to become Oregon’s secretary of state. Since 2008, Brad Avakian has been the commissioner of the Oregon Bureau of Labor and Industries. He ruled “Sweet Cakes by Melissa” must

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Without Further Comment

The Nightmare Is Over. Now Break Out the Shovels

NEW YORK (AP) — Hillary Clinton has called Donald Trump and conceded the election for president, according to several reports. We have to admit that we were surprised it came this soon, before the Democrat fraud presses even had a chance to really get rolling. We guess the defeat was even worse for them than

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