Posts belonging to Category Good News'
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant on May 10, 2013
Literally - W. Va. Man Electrocuted After Shooting Down Power Line To Steal Copper A man was electrocuted when he picked up a live power line that he had shot down in order to steal copper from it. Another low information voter meets his much overdue demise. And there was much rejoicing and revelry in the Empire!
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on May 1, 2013
To calm our Canadian readers down who might justifiably be alarmed at the prospect of our losers infesting their nice country, we can assure them that they need not worry. They “threaten” with that every single time a liberal fascist idea is in danger of getting the stinky eye from actual Americans, yet they never,
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Categories: Good News, Journaljizzm | Tags: | 8 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on April 26, 2013
Apparently discussing whether or not pencil neck Assad is using chemical weapons on the pisslamic “brotherhood” insurgents is a Terribly Important Issue™ now. His Imperial Majesty fails to see why. We hope the rumors are right, and we further hope that the pisslamic “brotherhood” acquires chemical weapons of their own to retaliate. Nothing is quite
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Categories: Good News, Religion of Piss | Tags: | 22 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on April 23, 2013
Because we really need one, and this is a good one. Remember that kid, Jared Marcum, who got arrested and slammed with criminal charges for wearing an NRA T-shirt to school in WV? The one we wrote about a bit back. Well, we wish we could tell you that his attorney got the charges dismissed
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Categories: Good News, Restoring the Republic | Tags: | 5 Comments »
Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondant on March 19, 2013
As the tag says… Fucking OUCH! This one rests on its own laurels folks – I can’t say anything or enough about it. But I can applaud – wildly. Go read and oh yeah, send linky thingys far and wide!! Lloyd Marcus clue-bats his family members
Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Fucking OUCH!, Good News | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on February 28, 2013
The CEO of Groupon got fired today. Instead of a whine or arguments, he chose to send a message to the staff, and in all truth, i find his honesty and no BS attitude….refreshing. No gilding the lily, no excuses, “the buck stopped with me”. He took it on the chin. I admire his guts.
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Categories: Good News | Tags: Exit with honour | 14 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on February 16, 2013
Link Christopher Dorner, the ex-LAPD officer who is suspected to have killed four people in less than a week, could have ended his own life, according to US officers. Kevin Lacy, San Bernardino sheriff’s captain, speaks on Friday to confirm a body found in a burnt out cabin in a Los Angeles forest was that
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Categories: Good News, Pathetic Asstards | Tags: A fitting end, Oathbreaker | 19 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on December 19, 2012
And another shout-out to the governor of the fine state in which we live, governor Perry, who knows what’s what and what works: Perry drew a round of applause when he talked about Harrold, Texas, a community that lets teachers and administrators who are properly permitted and trained to carry weapons on campus. He said
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Categories: Good News, Imperial Thoughts | Tags: | 7 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on November 15, 2012
It’s never too late to Send a Pizza to the IDF. Thatisall. (Note: In case you’ve missed the news lately, Israel has come under intense attack from Hamas who have bombarded civilians with hundreds of rockets starting right after they learned that their greatest ally, Braaargh Hussein the BlightBringer, was reelected by ProgNazi Americans for
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Categories: Good News, Israel, Paliswine | Tags: | 15 Comments »
Posted by LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole on November 11, 2012
Florida officials order partial recount in tight House race between Rep. West and Democratic challenger Murphy “There are possible irregularities in St. Lucie County,” claims Jeffrey Scott Shapiro, a Florida lawyer volunteering for the West campaign who has been quoted on the issue. “On Sunday we’ll have a chance to recount the early votes and
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Categories: Funny Headlines, Good News, Pussification | Tags: | 33 Comments »
Posted by LC SecondMouse on October 4, 2012
For those of you who missed last night’s debate, I offer a brief, concise recap for your viewing pleasure (hat tip to @AceofSpadesHQ).
Categories: Epic FAIL, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Shit, Good News, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: So Sayeth SecondMouse | 22 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 9, 2012
Gun sales continue to, should we?, why not?, fuck it we can’t NOT go with this: “necessarily skyrocket” *rimshot!* Smith & Wesson stock Friday was zooming, thanks to a stellar earnings report. The firearms maker also boosted its outlook for the rest of the year. Because of the strong business, its backlog of orders more
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Categories: Good News, Liberal Fascism, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 30, 2012
And Israel throws her parents’ wrongful death suit out in acknowledgment of the fact that getting turned into a crepe because you throw yourself under a bulldozer is an expected outcome rather than an atrocious Zionist murder plot. Corrie’s family had accused Israel of intentionally and unlawfully killing their 23-year-old daughter, launching a civil case
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Categories: Good News, Israel | Tags: | 29 Comments »
Posted by DJ Allyn, MPSE on August 18, 2012
As you can see, the music has returned. I still don’t have the jukebox built in like it was before, but you can always just “pop-out” the jukebox and it will be there no matter where you surf off to. I do take requests. I also stream to jukeboxes on other people’s sites besides this
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 18, 2012
And now that we’ve ruined your lunches, we feel that we owe you one of those heart-warming, encouraging stories for which this site has become justly infamous. Thanks to our very own vigilant LC Mope, we have just such a story for you. Yes, we’re a giver. Thank you for noticing. Martha Lewis of Dora,
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Categories: Good News, Stupid Goblins | Tags: | 20 Comments »
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