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Well That Escalated Quickly

Today’s @realDonaldTrump approval ratings among black voters: 29% This time last year: 15%https://t.co/mazBCWoIMy @POTUS @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/83OduvXDdf — Rasmussen Reports (@Rasmussen_Poll) August 2, 2018 No wonder the Prozicrats are panicking! Thatisall.

Shortest Trade War in History

We’ve been busy for a couple of days again, but we couldn’t help but notice that the “Trade War That Will Destroy Us ALL!!™” barely had time to get started before it was called off with victory declared for our side (and theirs, when you think about it, which is exactly why they surrendered. They’re

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And so it begins

What the Left and the MSM screamed could never happen..has. What the Lamestream media™ claimed could never be done..has been done. This will be one of many long talks, discussions on major issues, Pres. Trump has succeeded ion getting Kim Jong-Un to the table, and todays conference is one of many in the future. On

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Well done President Trump..well done

In weeks to come a peace treaty will be signed, ending a war that was halted only by an armistice at Panmunjom. All thanks to a man for whom the LameStream™ media will never give credit. Well done, sir.

Shortest, Most Boring Apocalypse EVER!

We were promised hordes of malnourished bureaucrats roaming the frozen streets, huddling together in dumps, lighting a fire with crumpled pages of the Federal Register to keep warm. We were expecting wolves, bears, dragons and Mad Max LARPers massacring people, sick people dying on sidewalks outside zombie-infested hospitals, and all we got was this? Those

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Looks Like the Cleaning Crew Has Been on Vacation as Well

Because, seriously, look at all of the dust around here! Yes, His Imperial Majesty has been more than just a little bit absent and for that we apologize. We’ve not deserted the place or “given up” on it, this place means too much for us, not to mention how much all of YOU mean to

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No words. Just remember.

Sir Nicholas Winton who organised the rescue and passage to Britain of about 669 mostly Jewish Czechoslovakian children destined for the Nazi death camps before World War II in an operation known as the Czech Kindertransport. This video is the BBC Programme “That’s Life” aired in 1988. The most touching video ever. And whoever saves

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One of Der Fubar’s Führerbefehle Hardest Hit as Glowbull Wormening Scam Takes One to the Nuts

President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Tuesday rolling back Obama-era policies to curb planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions, a senior White House official said. The order, called the “Energy Independence Executive Order,” begins a review of former President Barack Obama’s signature program to deal with climate change, the Clean Power Plan, which limited greenhouse

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Time to Strip Nekkid and Frighten the Poor Neighbors

Via the Blogfather: Three would-be robbers were shot and killed Monday when an Oklahoma homeowner’s son opened fire on them with an AR-15, authorities said. Wagoner County sheriff’s deputies were called to the home in Broken Arrow, southeast of Tulsa at around 12:30 p.m. local time. When they arrived, they found the three dead suspects

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Guy Tells Joke, Prozis Launch Concerted Offensive, “Fighting Right” Fold Like Cheap Lawn Chairs

So… Nothing’s really changed, has it? Didn’t really think so, we’ve seen pussies on the “right” being pussies for longer than we care to remember, but for a short while it looked like the pussies might have figured out the combination lock on the jar in which their mommies keep their testicles. Alas, it was

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A New Dawn…

America, fuck yeah! LC, GLOR Tallulah mentioned this, and here it is: Cops just showed up, tackle people in street. People on sidewalk cheer. @fox12oregon pic.twitter.com/7MQLLZ6v91 — Kelsey Watts (@KelseyWattsKPTV) January 25, 2017 What a refreshing Change™ from “the police acted stupidly” Feel the winds of change yet, Prozis? No? Good. We’re not done yet.

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President Trump’s Inauguration speech

“Chief Justice Roberts, President Carter, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama, fellow Americans, and people of the world: thank you. We, the citizens of America, are now joined in a great national effort to rebuild our country and to restore its promise for all of our people.Together, we will determine the course of America and

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Old but one we can all smile at

One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama. ”The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir,

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And the Daily Schadenboner Update

Just when we thought that the turgid monster would finally, FINALLY take a rest and allow us to wear something other than a fucking sari, looking like a Ringling, Barnum and Bailey big top, shit like this pops up in the news: As outgoing President Barack Obama plans to head off on vacation when he

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The Little Coup that Couldn’t

After months of violence, threats of violence, destruction, vandalism and a barrage of fake news from the Prozi Stenography Pool (aka “the media”), Hillary’s Prozi Party’s attempt at Machtergreifung has failed. Again. WASHINGTON (AP) — There were many protesters but few faithless electors as Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote Monday — ensuring that

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