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Schadenboners for everyone!

As of this writing at a little after 10 pm Central, it has been projected by several media outlets that the GOP has taken control of the Senate, and picked up at least 10 seats in the House. In addition, 36 governor’s races were voted on, and the GOP has so far picked up several

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Murderous Paleswinian Terrorist Pardoned by King Putt Gets Sent to Hades

Thanks to LC & GLOR readerjp, who sent us these wonderful news. As you may recall, the Paleswinians kidnapped and brutally murdered three teenagers earlier this summer for the “crime” of “hitchhiking while Jewish”. The perpetrators, Marwan Kawasme & Amer Abu Aysha, one of whom had been released earlier in one of King Putt’s pardons,

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SCOTUS Discovers Religious Rights in First Amendment…

Why, it’s almost as if it’s been mentioned by name directly in there since the document was written! The Progressive Socialists (Prozis for short) react with their usual tolerance and restraint… By wanting to burn all of Hobby Lobby’s stores to the ground. See? Don’t say the Prozis haven’t evolved at all. They’ve come a

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This Little RINO Had None…

Of course, just because the death of the Republic is an already established fact doesn’t mean that we can’t rip out our throbbing Schadenboners and rub them furiously when news such as these hit: RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — In an upset for the ages, Majority Leader Eric Cantor of Virginia, the second-most powerful man in

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There once were two goblins, now there’s just one….

Source A DAD who saw armed robbers holding a gun to the head of his teenage daughter opened fire on the men, killing one and critically injuring the other. And the baby Jesus smiles…. The incident unfolded late Monday night in St Louis when the 17-year-old girl went outside her home to retrieve something from

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Six at one blow..”click” “bang”….*BOOOOM*

Source With a Taliban fighter looming in his sights half a mile away, the British sniper knew a clean shot would take down his enemy. What he could not have known was that the single bullet he fired would account for five more insurgents.But, incredibly, his rifle round triggered the explosive vest worn by his

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A Glimmer of Hope?

From LC & IB SondraK: Republican businessman Scott Wagner dealt a stunning blow to both Democrats and Republicans in Pennsylvania by becoming the first person ever to win a state Senate seat as a write-in candidate. Many are now wondering if the election has some national implications for the 2014 midterm elections. The tea party

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Put the Champagne on the Cooler!

LC Radical Redneck brings us the most glorious, glorious news: In a statement on his Facebook page, Nathan Phelps, who has been estranged from his father for 30 years, said the senior Phelps was dying in hospice care in Topeka, Kan., and that he had been excommunicated from his own church in August of 2013.

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Your Tears of Frustration, They Nourish Me

Few things make His Majesty smile as happily as news that union thugs have failed to intimidate and bully workers into joining their criminal racket. After three days of voting by hourly wage workers at the Volkswagen final assembly plants in Chattanooga, Tennessee, employees at the plant elected on Friday not to join the union.

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Great Moments in Mooselimb Education

No wonder His Obamaness has made it the mission of NASA to reach out to mooselimbs to make them feel better about their own achievements. And, seriously, quick mocking Comrade Zero for having no ambition on that issue. Finding anything that mooselimbs can feel good about is a damn sight harder than sending a man/wymyn

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Rottfest Texas 2014!

Ok, it’s official. ROTTFEST TEXAS 2014! Those of you have been to a Rottfest Texas know what it means. Those who haven’t, we pity you (but not much). Fellowship.  Guns.  Booze.  Swimming pool.  Texas BBQ.  Heat.  Sweat.  Conservatism. June 13-15, Benbrook, Texas.  Donations appreciated for food, etc.  Range day and more. RSVP.  BYOB. We will

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Congrats all Around!

We interrupt the regularly scheduled outbursts of cynical sarcasm to bring you the news that our sestrichka Nicki now has herself her very own Marine, her daughter Sarah! And to let you know we can’t believe that it has been that long since she went off to Parris Island. OORAH!

You can’t stop the signal Mal…

The great awaking is gathering momentum and with it the great storm of reckoning.  With those who dare to speak like this I once again regain my hope…to stand up, ruck up and drive on.

More Pizza for the IDF

No, not for military strikes against jihadis For this. As a resident of the Pacific Rim, as a citizen of the Oceanic region..and as a human being that knows, respects and cares for our friends in the Philppines…thank you. Your kindness and compassion will be remembered. Forever.

Let Us Give Thanks…

On this Thanksgiving Day of 2013, it is important that we gather our families around us and give thanks for the simple things that motivate our lives: our families and friends; our faith and the daily rewards of our own hard work.  We celebrate life on this day with great food and drink, and the

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