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Grate Moments in Publik “Edukation”

This time from overseas but, before you laugh too hard, admit it: It could have been here. Nursery workers suggested a four-year-old boy who mispronounced the word “cucumber” as “cooker bomb” should be referred to a counter-terrorism project, his family has claimed. The Asian family said concerns were raised with them after the child drew

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Sore Loser Bigoted Transphobic Oppressive Women Oppress Oppressed Minority

From Ace. A transgender weightlifter who transitioned from male to female caused outrage after he won a female competition Sunday. Laurel Hubbard, born a male, outperformed his female competitors in the Australian International competition, reports AU.News. Hubbard lifted about 591 pounds, compared to runner-up Iuniarra Sipaia, who lifted approximately 572 pounds. One weightlifter pointed out

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In Other Hilarious News

You all remember Shia LaPet, right? The “He Will Not Divide Us” twat who first had to move his “protest” due to being arrested for assault, then made the genius move of trying to hide out his camera in an Albuquerque parking lot and then, when that got too “hot” for him too, ran off

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Oh Snap… The Prozis Finally Managed to do it!

Friends, Romans, countrymen, it’s over. The Prozis got President Trump good this time. Time to pack up and go home and, let’s face it: it was bound to happen. Intrepid journalist Creutzfeld Jakow, sorry, Rachel Madcow, got President Trump’s tax returns (never mind that makes her an accessory to a felony after the fact, that’s

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In Other News, From the Lost and Found Department

Cate Blanchett: “My moral compass is in my vagina.” We see. In that case, “Cate” (it’s spelled with a “K”, don’t you know?), might we suggest that you equip an expedition to go retrieve it for you? You might want to make sure they have plenty of food and a GPS locator while exploring those

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Snowflakes and Their Mental Meltdowns

Presented without much by way of further comment: Euthanasia is sounding better by the minute. Thatisall.

Special Snowflakes on Parade

Stolen from Ace’s ONT: I could keep this on loop all day — Dystopian Feng (@Fasdrak) January 26, 2017 Please stop this, millennials. Or we’ll have to rethink our position on abortion and write out a check that we can’t really afford to Planned Parenthood. Thatisall.

An Old Grunt Speaks to the “Angry Left”

Or the “Prozi Pussies”, as we like to call them. And it’s a thing of beauty that you ought to savor. A few clips, but you really, really need to read all of it: I know you believe your “progressive” views are the supreme moral authority on every single issue and somehow this perception allows

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Quick Picks…

But first: SCoaMF is not president! We’ll never tire of saying that first thing every morning. Everybody else might tire of us doing so, but never mind that. We’re the Emperor, and they’re not. Damn, but it feels good to see Incitatus locked up in his stable again. In other news, we see that the

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Careful With That, Analpundit, You’re Going to Go Blind (UPDATED)

From fellow Old Guarder Bill Quick, who does selfless work diving into Analpundit of Hot Flatulence’s masturbatory fantasies about Trump so the rest of us won’t have to all the time. Yikes: Intel chiefs told Trump Russia claims to have compromising personal and financial information on him; Update: CNN video added; Update: Memos leaked to

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The Little Coup that Couldn’t

After months of violence, threats of violence, destruction, vandalism and a barrage of fake news from the Prozi Stenography Pool (aka “the media”), Hillary’s Prozi Party’s attempt at Machtergreifung has failed. Again. WASHINGTON (AP) — There were many protesters but few faithless electors as Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote Monday — ensuring that

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On Making Beds…

LC & IB Bill Quick reports on some fresh calamity that has befallen the communist (Prozi) hellhole that is Venezuela, all of which the chief Prozi there is blaming on everybody except for himself and his regime of Prozis [gee… that sounds awfully familiar — Ed.], and Bill has the following opinion on it (as

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That’s Some 133t H4x0ring, Right There!

So, the mysterious Russian H4x0r attack that opened up John Molesta Podesta’s email, was an old fashioning phishing attack, v0.1b, that succeeded wildly because he and his staff are a bunch of flaming idiots or, as we used to say, “roadkill on the information superhighway.” Does this mean that it couldn’t have been shady KGB

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We’re All Russians Now!

At least according to the ProgNazi Trigglypuffs of the world, after some guy named Tillerson has been named SoS in the coming cabinet. This, apparently, conclusively proves that not only did the Russians hack the election and throw it to Trump, but that we’re all Nazis and Russians at the same time and that Putin

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MOAR Russians!!!

The cuck clowns over at Fetid Flatulence are getting ever more desperate, now calling for congressional investigations into how the Russians helped Trump win. What’s that got to do, though, with whether or not this is a gravely serious infringement on U.S. sovereignty and something that the country’s representatives should investigate aggressively? Nobody’s saying that

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