Posts belonging to Category Idiotarians'

Whoa, is it 2016 Already?

No, we’re not feeling too creative, due to a rather strange sudden onset of certain sub-cranial abnormalities, or should that be intra-cranial?, but we’d be amiss if we didn’t post, in full, this absolutely fantastic anti-SJW screed that the truly fabulous Milo Yiannopoulos of Breitbart.com found on the twatter-net: “We are fighting to end hate,

Read the Full Post »

We Guess Some of Them are Still Fairly Deep in Denial

…and we’d be lying our teeth off if we as much as suggested that we’re not getting a huge kick out of reading their increasingly spittle-flecked, hysterical, petulant temper tantrums. Witness Rick Wilson, one of those great “conservative thinkers” that helped bring about all of the enormous conservative success stories of the past decade (we’ll

Read the Full Post »

Human Sacrifice, Dogs and Cats Living Together… Mass Hysteria!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Trumpmas… Disclaimer: We’re not particularly convinced that The Donald is a good candidate, we remain a Cruz supporter, but at the current time it’s either Trump and burning the rotting carcass of a party to the ground or putting up with another establishment whore, thus volunteering ourselves for

Read the Full Post »

Merry Christmas, Now With Added Schlong

Because, why not? It sure is amusing as Hades watching the ever so clever “analysts” from inside the Beltway and the DNC Steno Pool twist themselves into pretzels trying to come up with ever more offensive interpretations of the expression “getting schlonged” in order to please their queen, Hiiiiiillary! It’s even more amusing how they’ve

Read the Full Post »

Krispy Kreme’s Brain is as High on Calorie and Low on Substance as His Namesake Donuts

So His Imperial Majesty has been trolling the usual GOPe sites such as Hot Gas and the Weakly Standard to see what they thought of the debate that we refused to watch and, apart from their usual wishcasting for a GOPe Wunderwaffe about to smash the Trump Tank Armies and liberate Berlin, ANY DAY NOW!,

Read the Full Post »

This World Got Interesting Quick, Didn’t It?

We mean, after having been dragged (OK, mostly dragging ourself) back into watching the sickening, idiotic goings-on of the real world, we find that the Assnugget-in-Chief has officially abdicated any role in the Middle East and left it to Volodya Putin (masterful move there, champ! Now we can’t get involved even if we DO want

Read the Full Post »

All Hail the Idiocracy

And so, in the wake of yet another subhuman scumbag murdering innocents while hopped up on government-approved psychotropic drugs, what does the nation turn to? Debating the wisdom of force-feeding what used to be street drugs to children down to the age of 6? Perhaps the wisdom of kicking all of the terminal nutcases out

Read the Full Post »

So What’s All This About Bruce Jenner Again?

As much as we’ve tried to just not give a tiny little fart, we can’t help but have noticed that, apparently, Bruce Jenner now thinks that he’s a woman and the entirety of what used to be an informative organ known as “the media” have decided that it’s heresy worthy of excommunication to as much

Read the Full Post »

Welcome to the race comrade!!

Bernie Sanders – S-VT has declared his candidacy for President. That “S” in his qualifier is for Socialist. That’s me being 100% honest. He’s admitted it freely. The NYT and other MSM lemmings  can call Bernie Sanders an “Independent” until the very depths of hell freeze, it doesn’t make this particular leopard change it’s spots.

Read the Full Post »

Free Range Goodness!

It seems to be all the rage these days. Free Range. Free Range Chicken, the cluckers get to roam around a pristine emerald green grassy field under an azure blue sky, whiling away their days bathed in lemon yellow sunshine. Right up until they are nice and plump….then  Ol’ Farmer Brown whacks their head off

Read the Full Post »

The enemy among us

Who might that be you ask? John P. Rowe for number one (this week at least). Dammit Snarl – who the hell is John P. Fucking Rowe you growl? Is there a f’n point here other than the one on your head? Yeah, yeah, hold your knickers on faithful reader. I know the AIR been

Read the Full Post »

Excuse me?

2 posts in 48 hours, I’m burning up da’ intertubes for sure!! Actually – not really, I just got to feeling like a slug and a little ticked at myself for letting the awesome privilege of being allowed to scribble my thoughts here at the AIR sit on a virtual shelf and gather dust. Anyhow,

Read the Full Post »

A Question For The TransQueerLesboWhateverTheFuckThey’reCalling ThemselvesThisWeek Community

If you’re so fucking “brave”, “progressive” and “inclusive”, why don’t you “tolerant” fuckweasels go and try to force a Moose-slime bakery or a mosque to cater to your “marriage” demands? We’ll be waiting, with incredibly bated breath, for your “enlightened reasoning”. F.E.T.E.

80% of Our Fellow Citizens are Retards…

As revealed by this article found at Ace’s. A recent survey by the Oklahoma State University Department of Agricultural Economics finds that over 80 percent of Americans support “mandatory labels on foods containing DNA,” about the same number as support mandatory labeling of GMO foods “produced with genetic engineering.” So… 80% of Americans support warning

Read the Full Post »

You big dummy!

ToTUS Rails against guns….Fred Sandford falls asleepzzzzzSnort!! Huh What? Oh yeah, I’m awake jus’ resting my eyes. President Barack Obama launched a rhetorical assault on guns in one of the most gun friendly states in the nation while speaking at a town hall event in Columbia, South Carolina, Friday. That’s not all he’s been launching

Read the Full Post »