Posts belonging to Category Idiotarians'

Merry Christmas, Now With Added Schlong

Because, why not? It sure is amusing as Hades watching the ever so clever “analysts” from inside the Beltway and the DNC Steno Pool twist themselves into pretzels trying to come up with ever more offensive interpretations of the expression “getting schlonged” in order to please their queen, Hiiiiiillary! It’s even more amusing how they’ve

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Krispy Kreme’s Brain is as High on Calorie and Low on Substance as His Namesake Donuts

So His Imperial Majesty has been trolling the usual GOPe sites such as Hot Gas and the Weakly Standard to see what they thought of the debate that we refused to watch and, apart from their usual wishcasting for a GOPe Wunderwaffe about to smash the Trump Tank Armies and liberate Berlin, ANY DAY NOW!,

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This World Got Interesting Quick, Didn’t It?

We mean, after having been dragged (OK, mostly dragging ourself) back into watching the sickening, idiotic goings-on of the real world, we find that the Assnugget-in-Chief has officially abdicated any role in the Middle East and left it to Volodya Putin (masterful move there, champ! Now we can’t get involved even if we DO want

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All Hail the Idiocracy

And so, in the wake of yet another subhuman scumbag murdering innocents while hopped up on government-approved psychotropic drugs, what does the nation turn to? Debating the wisdom of force-feeding what used to be street drugs to children down to the age of 6? Perhaps the wisdom of kicking all of the terminal nutcases out

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So What’s All This About Bruce Jenner Again?

As much as we’ve tried to just not give a tiny little fart, we can’t help but have noticed that, apparently, Bruce Jenner now thinks that he’s a woman and the entirety of what used to be an informative organ known as “the media” have decided that it’s heresy worthy of excommunication to as much

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Welcome to the race comrade!!

Bernie Sanders – S-VT has declared his candidacy for President. That “S” in his qualifier is for Socialist. That’s me being 100% honest. He’s admitted it freely. The NYT and other MSM lemmings  can call Bernie Sanders an “Independent” until the very depths of hell freeze, it doesn’t make this particular leopard change it’s spots.

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Free Range Goodness!

It seems to be all the rage these days. Free Range. Free Range Chicken, the cluckers get to roam around a pristine emerald green grassy field under an azure blue sky, whiling away their days bathed in lemon yellow sunshine. Right up until they are nice and plump….then  Ol’ Farmer Brown whacks their head off

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The enemy among us

Who might that be you ask? John P. Rowe for number one (this week at least). Dammit Snarl – who the hell is John P. Fucking Rowe you growl? Is there a f’n point here other than the one on your head? Yeah, yeah, hold your knickers on faithful reader. I know the AIR been

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Excuse me?

2 posts in 48 hours, I’m burning up da’ intertubes for sure!! Actually – not really, I just got to feeling like a slug and a little ticked at myself for letting the awesome privilege of being allowed to scribble my thoughts here at the AIR sit on a virtual shelf and gather dust. Anyhow,

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A Question For The TransQueerLesboWhateverTheFuckThey’reCalling ThemselvesThisWeek Community

If you’re so fucking “brave”, “progressive” and “inclusive”, why don’t you “tolerant” fuckweasels go and try to force a Moose-slime bakery or a mosque to cater to your “marriage” demands? We’ll be waiting, with incredibly bated breath, for your “enlightened reasoning”. F.E.T.E.

80% of Our Fellow Citizens are Retards…

As revealed by this article found at Ace’s. A recent survey by the Oklahoma State University Department of Agricultural Economics finds that over 80 percent of Americans support “mandatory labels on foods containing DNA,” about the same number as support mandatory labeling of GMO foods “produced with genetic engineering.” So… 80% of Americans support warning

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You big dummy!

ToTUS Rails against guns….Fred Sandford falls asleepzzzzzSnort!! Huh What? Oh yeah, I’m awake jus’ resting my eyes. President Barack Obama launched a rhetorical assault on guns in one of the most gun friendly states in the nation while speaking at a town hall event in Columbia, South Carolina, Friday. That’s not all he’s been launching

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Swatting at Retards

Because why not? They make such easy targets, and when the retards in questions are also hysterical, barely sentient, entitled, whiny little Social Justice Warriors, it makes it even better. Found this particular Idiotarian Emission at The Declination, and you should go read his article because it’s really good, only it’s not as vicious because

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Whiny Millennial Whining Crybaby Whines About Being Called Whiny

While brave men and women are fighting and dying, whiny, coddled, crybaby millennial college students here at home are demanding that their law exams be postponed because they just can’t deal with the emotional distress of not being granted the lynching in Ferguson that they’d set their tiny little minds on. It’s just too much

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And the “Idiot of the Week” Award Goes to…

Chief Norm Jacobs of Beloit, WI, for this: According to Wisconsin Public Radio (WPR), Jacobs asked for volunteers because that’s how he has seen healthcare providers handle viral outbreaks. WPR quoted Jacobs saying: “Gun violence is as serious as the Ebola virus is represented in the media, and we should fight it using the tools

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