Posts belonging to Category Idiotarians'

Well THAT Didn’t Take Long

Oh dear, we’re all going to die. Except we’re already dead, aren’t we? Not sure about you lot, but we think the withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accord already did us in. Or was it the tax cut that caused us to breathe our last? We’re so confused. We remember before the pick was announced,

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Quite Au Contraire, Dear Maxi-Pad

Seems like the psychotic cat lady from California has thrown down the… has thrown down something. Or maybe she has thrown something out. Like her last functioning synapse. Rep. Maxine Waters is pushing back against death threats she’s received in the wake of her call for action against the Trump administration, If by “action against

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I am told that in a few days….

…a bunch of glitter headed idiotarians will parade on stage, hand each other gushing words and meaningless awards for pretending to be other people, prate and virtue signal about all their “noble causes” and “great issues that MUST be addressed in the name of equality and social justice”, then climb back into their expensive cars

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Teenage Camera Whore Comes up With New Excuse for Truancy

We’re talking, of course, about CNN’s new boy toy, that rat-faced freak David Hogg, who just can’t keep furiously flogging his meat to the deaths of his classmates, blaming everybody except the shooter who did the deed and the four Cowards of Broward who were hiding with their guns and uniforms in the shrubberies outside

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But, Muh COLLUSION!

Our breathless wait (yawning isn’t breathing, is it?) for a conclusion to Herr Müller of the Gest… er, FIB’s “investigation” into Trump/Russian COLLUUUUUUUSION™ has finally ended as we learn that Herr Müller of the Reichssicherh…, er, FIB has heroically indicted no less that 13 (THIRTEEN)… Russian Facebook trolls. Yes, that’s right boys and girls, after

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Shitholes are Gonna Shithole

Apparently the latest GOTCHA! from the increasingly hysterical ProziMedia and their Cuck enablers is that the President allegedly called shitholes shitholes. Allegedly, because the only “reliable sources” we have are the voices in the ProziMedia’s heads (a.k.a. “unnamed sources”), Dick Turban and Chuck Schumer, neither of which are known for an even passing familiarity with

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“Pour Some Sugar On Me”

Unless you’re in Seattle, because it has become rather too expensive there. Seattle Sugar Tax Raises Soda Prices by 75 Percent Now that’s some change Seattle-ites can believe in! Especially since “change they can believe in” is the only change they’ll have left if they ever decide to buy a sugary drink again. To illustrate:

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Santa Claus was in the SS or Something and, by the Way, Trump is Still LITERALLY HITLER™

Don’t say we didn’t get anything for Christmas last year. We got the most incandescently inane Hitler comparison we think we’ve ever seen, courtesy of some rag called Newsweek, whose claim to fame is mainly having been sold for the princely sum of $1.00 (an absolute ripoff! The buyer should have sued). With only days

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Well that Was Mildly Disappointing

We say, as we note the massive non-event that was the Pantifa RevolyUUUUUUUUUtion of November 4, 2017, hordes of rampaging, howling, hysterical fascists heroically refusing to show up all over the nation. They must have forgotten that mom had told them to do the laundry today, and that will never do. Basements are hard to

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Thank G-d For Those Wonderful, Vibrant, Diverse, Equally Important and Valuable Cultures of the World

Such as the In-Absolutely-No-Way-Inferior-You-RAYCISS!™ culture of Malawi, which is apparently the name of some G-d forsaken shithole of a country that we’ve never heard of until now. Doctors in Malawi have been beaten for carrying stethoscopes by vigilante mobs who believe they are vampires using the instruments to suck blood. Medics have also been robbed

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SJW’s make fools of themselves..again.

I know I know they always do it’s their nature. But this is something special…and different. The Twattersphere™ is in a knickerknot uproar over HBO’s announcement of their new series “Confederate”, where the South won the Civil War. Screams of “racist” and “old white men” and “A Trump fantasy” have been heard. Again, nothing new.

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We Turn Our Backs on the Empire for a Few Seconds and…

Well, nothing much, really, the world is insanity 24/7 as per usual. Regardless, we’re back from a much needed vacation (and a vacation from the vacation), and we notice that the free ice cream machine needs a swift kick to the backside. Try as we might during our Imperial Retreat, we couldn’t keep the noise

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World War II Fought in Error, Results Recalled

Appears to be what Hot Flatulence’s resident glue sniffer, Taylor Millard, is trying to say in this commentary on President Trump maybe working with China to put some pressure on Kim Young’un, or whatever the heck the morbidly obese fuck’s name is. I’m of two minds on this. It’s a good idea to engage in

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You Idjits Just Live to Give Us Material to Work With, Don’t You?

Oh fer fuck’s sakes! We tested bots like Siri and Alexa to see who would stand up to sexual harassment Women have been made into servants once again. Except this time, they’re digital. Apple’s Siri, Amazon’s Alexa, Microsoft’s Cortana, and Google’s Google Home peddle stereotypes of female subservience—which puts their “progressive” parent companies in a

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Let the Infighting Continue…

Oh, the laughs, the side-splitting, horrendously painful laughs (thanks to LC & IB Bill Quick): In the weeks approaching the Women’s March on Washington, a woman in Los Angeles accidentally created what became the most popular accessory among protesters: a pussy hat. Allowing her to symbolically have her wife’s pussy on her face 24/7. While

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