LC Xystus: Isn’t the name “Alexa?”
readerjp: Just thought I’d throw this out there. Tiny, Spineless Extinct Sea Creature Named for Obama...
Terrapod: Also known as a line of sight solid matter projection device with sound follow on. :em01:
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: Excellent. :em01: LC Xystus: The Deejinator did roar & thunder: Kids weren’t ripped from their parents as a general rule. Under...
FrankOK: https://youtu.be/H_k4x0z7Emg
DJ Allyn, MPSE: http://nicedoggie.net/wp-conte nt/uploads/2018/06/go-figure.j pg Take some time and watch this...
LCBren: Yeah Im done with this. See you in six months. DJ Allyn, MPSE: LCBren says: Its called deport them the moment they set foot on US soil as illegal aliens, Hey...
Emperor Misha I: Terrapod says: Methinks the pendelum is finally swinging right again. You’re not wrong about... Terrapod: Heh! anything conceivably in any way (or as this case maybe not) linked to the Clintoons requires second... Emperor Misha I: Terrapod says: Tell me again what country I am living in where this crap keeps happening?... Terrapod: Tell me again what country I am living in where this crap keeps happening? http://www.neonnettle.com/f... LC Xystus: LC Mike in Chi: Oderint dum metuant “I scorn their hatred, if they do but fear me.”~~Caligula Famous, of... LC Xystus: Nice slogan, anyway.
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: I keep telling Jay that I should run for the council. I even came... LCBren: Then why not? Not as if you could so any worse. :em07: Terrapod: Then there is no two ways about it. DJ Allyn for Seattle City Council signs are to be printed forthwith!... DJ Allyn, MPSE: Emperor Misha I says: Those particular exercises were a bit more than your average exercises,...
sleeper: LCBren @ #37: That’s sorted out, Indonesia is between ten and 558 miles from Singapore. Not Thousands... LCBren: Indonesia is more than Bali. Indonesia is a collection of islands, and many of those islands are quite close... sleeper: LCBren @ #35: Indonesia is more than Bali. Indonesia is a collection of islands, and many of those islands... VonZorch Imperial Researcher: LCBren @ #:1 Eh, it’s a start. But we need to pull out of the Useless Nitwits... DJ Allyn, MPSE: Doesn’t bother me a bit. Terrapod: Very nice. And nary a lunatic in sight :em01:…a bunch of glitter headed idiotarians will parade on stage, hand each other gushing words and meaningless awards for pretending to be other people, prate and virtue signal about all their “noble causes” and “great issues that MUST be addressed in the name of equality and social justice”, then climb back into their expensive cars
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We’re talking, of course, about CNN’s new boy toy, that rat-faced freak David Hogg, who just can’t keep furiously flogging his meat to the deaths of his classmates, blaming everybody except the shooter who did the deed and the four Cowards of Broward who were hiding with their guns and uniforms in the shrubberies outside
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Categories: Gun Fearing Wussies, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm | Tags: | 14 Comments »
Our breathless wait (yawning isn’t breathing, is it?) for a conclusion to Herr Müller of the Gest… er, FIB’s “investigation” into Trump/Russian COLLUUUUUUUSION™ has finally ended as we learn that Herr Müller of the Reichssicherh…, er, FIB has heroically indicted no less that 13 (THIRTEEN)… Russian Facebook trolls. Yes, that’s right boys and girls, after
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Idiocracy, Idiotarians | Tags: | 24 Comments »
Apparently the latest GOTCHA! from the increasingly hysterical ProziMedia and their Cuck enablers is that the President allegedly called shitholes shitholes. Allegedly, because the only “reliable sources” we have are the voices in the ProziMedia’s heads (a.k.a. “unnamed sources”), Dick Turban and Chuck Schumer, neither of which are known for an even passing familiarity with
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Categories: Cuckservatives, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm | Tags: | 3 Comments »
Unless you’re in Seattle, because it has become rather too expensive there. Seattle Sugar Tax Raises Soda Prices by 75 Percent Now that’s some change Seattle-ites can believe in! Especially since “change they can believe in” is the only change they’ll have left if they ever decide to buy a sugary drink again. To illustrate:
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Categories: Idiotarians, Politics | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Don’t say we didn’t get anything for Christmas last year. We got the most incandescently inane Hitler comparison we think we’ve ever seen, courtesy of some rag called Newsweek, whose claim to fame is mainly having been sold for the princely sum of $1.00 (an absolute ripoff! The buyer should have sued). With only days
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We say, as we note the massive non-event that was the Pantifa RevolyUUUUUUUUUtion of November 4, 2017, hordes of rampaging, howling, hysterical fascists heroically refusing to show up all over the nation. They must have forgotten that mom had told them to do the laundry today, and that will never do. Basements are hard to
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Categories: Fascism in America, Idiotarians | Tags: | 10 Comments »
Such as the In-Absolutely-No-Way-Inferior-You-RAYCISS!™ culture of Malawi, which is apparently the name of some G-d forsaken shithole of a country that we’ve never heard of until now. Doctors in Malawi have been beaten for carrying stethoscopes by vigilante mobs who believe they are vampires using the instruments to suck blood. Medics have also been robbed
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I know I know they always do it’s their nature. But this is something special…and different. The Twattersphere™ is in a knickerknot uproar over HBO’s announcement of their new series “Confederate”, where the South won the Civil War. Screams of “racist” and “old white men” and “A Trump fantasy” have been heard. Again, nothing new.
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Categories: #NeverTrumpTards, Blogs and Blogging, Defeatism, Front Page, Higher Learning, Idiotarians | Tags: | 19 Comments »
Well, nothing much, really, the world is insanity 24/7 as per usual. Regardless, we’re back from a much needed vacation (and a vacation from the vacation), and we notice that the free ice cream machine needs a swift kick to the backside. Try as we might during our Imperial Retreat, we couldn’t keep the noise
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Categories: Idiotarians, Journaljizzm, Life in the Empire, Religion of Piss | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Appears to be what Hot Flatulence’s resident glue sniffer, Taylor Millard, is trying to say in this commentary on President Trump maybe working with China to put some pressure on Kim Young’un, or whatever the heck the morbidly obese fuck’s name is. I’m of two minds on this. It’s a good idea to engage in
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Categories: Idiotarians | Tags: | 7 Comments »
Oh fer fuck’s sakes! We tested bots like Siri and Alexa to see who would stand up to sexual harassment Women have been made into servants once again. Except this time, they’re digital. Apple’s Siri, Amazon’s Alexa, Microsoft’s Cortana, and Google’s Google Home peddle stereotypes of female subservience—which puts their “progressive” parent companies in a
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Oh, the laughs, the side-splitting, horrendously painful laughs (thanks to LC & IB Bill Quick): In the weeks approaching the Women’s March on Washington, a woman in Los Angeles accidentally created what became the most popular accessory among protesters: a pussy hat. Allowing her to symbolically have her wife’s pussy on her face 24/7. While
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The FBI is not cooperating with the House of Representatives’ investigation into the NSA’s surveillance of the Trump campaign during the 2016 election, the chairman of the U.S. House Permanent Select Committee, Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.), said today. During an explosive press conference outside the White House, Nunes told reporters that communications from the Trump
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This time from overseas but, before you laugh too hard, admit it: It could have been here. Nursery workers suggested a four-year-old boy who mispronounced the word “cucumber” as “cooker bomb” should be referred to a counter-terrorism project, his family has claimed. The Asian family said concerns were raised with them after the child drew
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Categories: EUrotwits, Idiotarians | Tags: | 2 Comments »
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