Don’t Fight Dumb With Stupid

It never works. As the economy continues to crater thanks to the media driven Zombie Apocalypse Panic (ably aided by the hair on fire chicken littles following the old dictum of “when in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout all over the dorkosphere), jobless claims go through the roof and our

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The Wages of Hysteria

And barely had we finished typing out the last post until this latest attempt by the Enemedia to blame Orange Mad Bad For Everything™ showed up: Man dies after ingesting chloroquine in an attempt to prevent coronavirus Oh dear, we see where this is going. An Arizona man has died after ingesting chloroquine phosphate —

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Schiff-for-Brains Calls on U.S. Officer to Offer His Feelings on Contents of Phone Call that Everybody Has Transcript To.

Damn, that failure theatre that the Demorats are putting on just keeps getting funnier and funnier, doesn’t it? So now they’re calling on an officer, decked out in full kit to use as a shield against criticism, to offer “testimony” on how he feels about the President’s conversation with Ukraine President Zelensky. Not testimony on

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It’s Been Quite a Few Weeks, Hasn’t it?

Heck, we don’t even know where to start. Of course, we could start with the latest chapter in the Prozis’ Impeacho-rama, in which apparently the “high crime” is that the President of the U.S. asked the President of Ukraine whether they could look into the whole “collusion” nonsense that was SUCH A BIG DEAL back

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Hoo Boy, They Sure Muellered That One Up!

What a day yesterday was. Or, as it shall be known henceforth, “The Day Trump Won Re-election.” We didn’t sit through the whole thing, too much for even an Emperor to stomach, but now we almost wish we had. Because watching the criminal fool, Herr Müller of the Gestapo, being humiliated for hours on end

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Gropey Joey Enters the “Fail to Read for Comprehension” Olympics

During the interview with CNN’s Chris Cuomo aired on July 5, Biden expressed his disagreement about the current foreign policies and accused President Donald Trump of “dissing” allies and “embracing thugs.” “Look at what’s happened with Putin. While he—while Putin is trying to undo our elections, he is undoing elections in — in Europe,” Biden

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You Know, Back Then It Was a JOKE

You could argue it still is, it’s just not quite as funny anymore. Found at Ace’s: Did Castro just say Trans Females have a right to an abortion? What? — Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) June 27, 2019 Thatisall.

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Dumbest News of the Week

Religious fundamentalists take over knitting website, announces ban of all heretics: According to an announcement at Ravelry’s website, “We are banning support of Donald Trump and his administration on Ravelry.” The company says the ban was inspired by a policy at role-playing site RPG.net. The ban includes “support in the form of forum posts, projects,

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Things are Still Dumb, We See…

Well, as it has been said, we live in interesting times. And remarkably dumb ones, too. We haven’t seen this much dumb since old man Marcus Licinius Crassus decided to march about 45,000 men in a straight line across the desert rather than follow the river conveniently located right next to him. Always one to

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Today, in “Truth to Power™” News

It appears that Code Pink (Pussyhat) have filed for permission to fly the “giant” Trump balloon of London fame at the President’s 4th of July address. (Somebody must have slapped some duct tape on it. We seem to recall it was stabbed to death recently overseas.) In case you’ve never heard of it, here’s a

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Dodgeball is Apparently a Lot Cooler than We Thought

If one were to take the following article at face value, which one most definitely shouldn’t. One of gym classes’ most common games is being used as a tool of “oppression,” according to a team of Canadian researchers. We suppose we could stop right there. “Canadian researchers?” Sounds about as impressive as “French Strategic Geniuses”,

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‘Twas a Much Needed Vacation

Greetings and salutations, spectatores! We know we’ve been gone for a while (again, we hear you sigh, our apologies!), but it was really just what the doc ordered. If we’d asked him to order anything, that is, which we didn’t. Kinda nice to kick back and ignore the “news” for a while, pretending that the

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Occasional Cortex is Afraid, Very Afraid

…of that strange, noisy thing in her kitchen sink. Apparently AOC doesn’t know what a garbage disposal is or what it’s used for according to her latest Instagram story. pic.twitter.com/H2i2dFWpkD — Courtney Holland ?? (@hollandcourtney) May 7, 2019 BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Terrified? Of a garbage disposal??? And this is the same sub-moronic twit who is constantly twattering

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The Joys of Nationalized Healthcare

The Brits are at it again, this time poisoning confused children with untested drugs. Staff quit NHS clinic over ethics and safety fears The only NHS gender clinic for children is risking a “live experiment” by sending hundreds for life-changing medical intervention without sufficient evidence of its long-term effects, experts have warned. The Times has

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Idiotarians on Parade

So apparently the band at the White House was playing show tunes, and this got Ace Reporter Maggie Haberman all verklempt: Now, if you don’t know who she is, you’re in good company with the other 99.9999999999999999999999999999% of the planet’s population who neither watch CNN nor read the NYT. Maggie, you’re as dumb as a

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