LCBren: :em06: If they can do that to our Imperial Torturer…NO THANKS. :em04:
BC, Imperial Torturer: There’s no lack of pics and videos if you have an urge to investigate. Trillions, nay,...
LC Mike in Chi: LCBren says: Enlighten me? No. But, I’ll warn ya’. Poofers, trannies and queens is some... LCBren: Castro Street. Enlighten me?
Sentry: A few years back, The Wife attended a conference in San Francisco. She asked me if I had any tips. I says...
DJ Allyn, MPSE: LCBren @ #42: You are kind of a dense one, aren’t you? Instead of just responding with a... LCBren: Psst…you know those memos you are busy fapping to? Former FBI Director James Comey leaked memos... DJ Allyn, MPSE: Oh, and remember that “liar” and “leaker” James Comey? It appears that the... LCBren: But then, you wouldn’t know all of this in your hermetically sealed political mind… Pot. Kettle. Over. DJ Allyn, MPSE: LCBren says: isnt that what they said in 2016? You do realize that Trump only won by about 78,000...
Fa Cube Itches: Actually “Still the largest landholder in North America” would have been the better... Fa Cube Itches: Kriegsbringer @ #: Piers walked into that one with his eyes closed and his mouth open. He enters...
Kriegsbringer: Hory clap! Piers walked into that one with his eyes closed and his mouth open. :em05:
LC Xystus: Ha! Ha! Ganz komisch! LCBren: :em05: :em05: :em05: One tonne of burn cream for Mr Morgan,….STAT,. LC Xystus: In other news: The Ant-Idiotarian Rottweiler appears to have died last week. Details on Page B27.
Radical Redneck: Did you see what this primate spewed? What is it with the un-American name Trayvon that... LCBren: :em08: I mean, unless, you know, there is an off chance that the media, government, and elites are all lying... Fa Cube Itches: Four dead in Benghazi, seventeen dead in Broward County . . . are you people kidding me? Those are... Fa Cube Itches: VonZorch Imperial Researcher @ #:14 Nah, this stuff is easy in the modern US – I mean, unless,... Kriegsbringer: Nah! I doubt this effeminate little Nancy-boy even has any ‘meat’. :em04: LCBren: …aaand little ratface is no longer in the news. :em05:
readerjp: Two Off Duty SWAT Officers Suspended For Rushing In To Save Parkland Students Two Miramar Police... readerjp: And served 2 years in the army.
Bitter Clinger: I notice that Wonder Woman wasnt represented at the Oscars. Oh yeah Gal Gadot is Israeli. That, and...…a bunch of glitter headed idiotarians will parade on stage, hand each other gushing words and meaningless awards for pretending to be other people, prate and virtue signal about all their “noble causes” and “great issues that MUST be addressed in the name of equality and social justice”, then climb back into their expensive cars
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We’re talking, of course, about CNN’s new boy toy, that rat-faced freak David Hogg, who just can’t keep furiously flogging his meat to the deaths of his classmates, blaming everybody except the shooter who did the deed and the four Cowards of Broward who were hiding with their guns and uniforms in the shrubberies outside
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Categories: Gun Fearing Wussies, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm | Tags: | 14 Comments »
Our breathless wait (yawning isn’t breathing, is it?) for a conclusion to Herr Müller of the Gest… er, FIB’s “investigation” into Trump/Russian COLLUUUUUUUSION™ has finally ended as we learn that Herr Müller of the Reichssicherh…, er, FIB has heroically indicted no less that 13 (THIRTEEN)… Russian Facebook trolls. Yes, that’s right boys and girls, after
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Idiocracy, Idiotarians | Tags: | 24 Comments »
Apparently the latest GOTCHA! from the increasingly hysterical ProziMedia and their Cuck enablers is that the President allegedly called shitholes shitholes. Allegedly, because the only “reliable sources” we have are the voices in the ProziMedia’s heads (a.k.a. “unnamed sources”), Dick Turban and Chuck Schumer, neither of which are known for an even passing familiarity with
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Categories: Cuckservatives, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm | Tags: | 3 Comments »
Unless you’re in Seattle, because it has become rather too expensive there. Seattle Sugar Tax Raises Soda Prices by 75 Percent Now that’s some change Seattle-ites can believe in! Especially since “change they can believe in” is the only change they’ll have left if they ever decide to buy a sugary drink again. To illustrate:
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Categories: Idiotarians, Politics | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Don’t say we didn’t get anything for Christmas last year. We got the most incandescently inane Hitler comparison we think we’ve ever seen, courtesy of some rag called Newsweek, whose claim to fame is mainly having been sold for the princely sum of $1.00 (an absolute ripoff! The buyer should have sued). With only days
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We say, as we note the massive non-event that was the Pantifa RevolyUUUUUUUUUtion of November 4, 2017, hordes of rampaging, howling, hysterical fascists heroically refusing to show up all over the nation. They must have forgotten that mom had told them to do the laundry today, and that will never do. Basements are hard to
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Categories: Fascism in America, Idiotarians | Tags: | 10 Comments »
Such as the In-Absolutely-No-Way-Inferior-You-RAYCISS!™ culture of Malawi, which is apparently the name of some G-d forsaken shithole of a country that we’ve never heard of until now. Doctors in Malawi have been beaten for carrying stethoscopes by vigilante mobs who believe they are vampires using the instruments to suck blood. Medics have also been robbed
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I know I know they always do it’s their nature. But this is something special…and different. The Twattersphere™ is in a knickerknot uproar over HBO’s announcement of their new series “Confederate”, where the South won the Civil War. Screams of “racist” and “old white men” and “A Trump fantasy” have been heard. Again, nothing new.
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Categories: #NeverTrumpTards, Blogs and Blogging, Defeatism, Front Page, Higher Learning, Idiotarians | Tags: | 19 Comments »
Well, nothing much, really, the world is insanity 24/7 as per usual. Regardless, we’re back from a much needed vacation (and a vacation from the vacation), and we notice that the free ice cream machine needs a swift kick to the backside. Try as we might during our Imperial Retreat, we couldn’t keep the noise
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Categories: Idiotarians, Journaljizzm, Life in the Empire, Religion of Piss | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Appears to be what Hot Flatulence’s resident glue sniffer, Taylor Millard, is trying to say in this commentary on President Trump maybe working with China to put some pressure on Kim Young’un, or whatever the heck the morbidly obese fuck’s name is. I’m of two minds on this. It’s a good idea to engage in
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Oh fer fuck’s sakes! We tested bots like Siri and Alexa to see who would stand up to sexual harassment Women have been made into servants once again. Except this time, they’re digital. Apple’s Siri, Amazon’s Alexa, Microsoft’s Cortana, and Google’s Google Home peddle stereotypes of female subservience—which puts their “progressive” parent companies in a
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Oh, the laughs, the side-splitting, horrendously painful laughs (thanks to LC & IB Bill Quick): In the weeks approaching the Women’s March on Washington, a woman in Los Angeles accidentally created what became the most popular accessory among protesters: a pussy hat. Allowing her to symbolically have her wife’s pussy on her face 24/7. While
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The FBI is not cooperating with the House of Representatives’ investigation into the NSA’s surveillance of the Trump campaign during the 2016 election, the chairman of the U.S. House Permanent Select Committee, Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.), said today. During an explosive press conference outside the White House, Nunes told reporters that communications from the Trump
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This time from overseas but, before you laugh too hard, admit it: It could have been here. Nursery workers suggested a four-year-old boy who mispronounced the word “cucumber” as “cooker bomb” should be referred to a counter-terrorism project, his family has claimed. The Asian family said concerns were raised with them after the child drew
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Categories: EUrotwits, Idiotarians | Tags: | 2 Comments »
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