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Posted by Emperor Misha I on April 22, 2014
And nobody should know this better than Fallujah sur Lac Michigan, as we’ve decided to call the festering swamp that spawned King Barack. This Easter weekend, 45 people were shot in the city that’s come to be known as ‘Chiraq.’ And until Obama can get the guns off the streets of his hometown, the bloodshed
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Posted by LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent on April 11, 2014
My apologies for my absence this past few weeks folks – not that I imagine anyone noticed. Mheh. In short, I’m dealing with a terminally ill father – contract woes with the USG, and the never ending shit storm that seems to be part and parcel of my career, so I’ve been rather distracted and
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Bureaucrat Idiots, Fascism in America, Idiocracy, Idiotarians, Tyrants and Thugs | Tags: | 80 Comments »
Posted by LCBrendan on March 21, 2014
AMERICAN TV news networks have made a series of embarrassing stuff-ups in their coverage of the search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.It was a double whammy for Texas’ KXAN news, who not only misspelt the word ‘search’ in their infograph, but mistakenly placed Perth in Tasmania. While there is a Perth located in the
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Front Page, Fucking OUCH!, Funny Headlines, Funny Shit, Idiocracy, Idiotarians | Tags: What the FUCK????? | 7 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 13, 2014
We don’t know why the Democrat National Socialists don’t just stop beating around the bush and just go straight to calling them JOOOOOS already. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) on Thursday accused Republicans of holding up crucial assistance to Ukraine in order to protect the Koch brothers. Because of course they did. Listen, we’re
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Categories: Idiotarians, Klown Kar Administration, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party | Tags: | 16 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 10, 2014
News at eleven, but for those of you enjoying watching Allahpundit clutching his pearls squealing “what can it MEAN?”, here’s the link. And no, we’re not referring to the poll’s results on Russia, we’re referring to the other results that Allahpundit, in his usual “subtle” Louisville Slugger fashion, interprets to mean that the only way
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 3, 2014
The post everybody’s been waiting for, we’re sure, so here goes. That “anti-gay” law that got veto’ed out in Arizona when the RINO party decided to run for the hills in the face of progressive socialist mau-mauing. Again. That bill. Yes, you know which one I’m talking about. The one designed to protect business owners
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Categories: Idiotarians, Imperial Thoughts | Tags: | 32 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 3, 2014
From DrewM: I know it’s popular on the right (and even among some liberals) to say that Obama’s weakness, as evidenced by his failure to follow through on Syria, emboldened Putin but I don’t buy it. Recall that in 2008 Vladimir Putin undertook a similar operation in the South Ossetia region of Georgia. Was George
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Categories: Idiotarians, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure | Tags: | 11 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 28, 2014
Could somebody, somewhere, somebody who can, in fact, do so, please utterly devastate, destroy and lay in ruins whatever cabal of illiterate fuckwads came up with the commenting system called “Disqus” that is currently spreading like the Black Fucking Plague across the Internets, causing browsers to lock up for minutes on end while trying to
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Categories: Idiotarians, Imperial Thoughts | Tags: | 21 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 27, 2014
… then you’re too dumb to merit the oxygen you’re wasting every day. What Happens when Lois Lerner Returns to Testify Next Week? His Imperial Majesty is going to go out on a limb here, a limb that has proven remarkably solid since “bulldog” Issa first started doing everything he could to pretend to be
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 25, 2014
And Mike Rowe got to do it. Again. Tell us: If somebody, some huge corporation, say, were to promise to purchase $250,000,000,000, that’s $250 BILLION, worth of goods manufactured in America, would you call that a remarkable investment in our moribund ObamaConomy, a substantial shot in the arm to an economy that Ear Leader and
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Categories: Idiotarians, Socialist Shits | Tags: | 12 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 22, 2014
Somebody writing for something called The Nation which is allegedly something that people read is getting all pearl-clutchy because the right wing hatey haters of the cisgender heteronormative patriarchal oppressive hegemony or whatever the fuck they call the 99.9999% of males who like their vice NOT versa these days and who feel quite oppressively comfortable
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 21, 2014
Dear beautiful America, please, stop moving Forward I now live in Northern California, in the heart of the Bay Area, thousands of miles away from my homeland. And yet the poison of Soviet propaganda seeps through college dorms just as it did in Soviet classrooms. Stop a random youth on the street and you’ll find
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Categories: Idiocracy, Idiotarians | Tags: | 4 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 21, 2014
But don’t anybody dare say “death panel”, because that’s just so, so, EXTREMIST AND VISIGOTHY, you hating haters. This Wednesday, my little sister, Julie, will be buried. She died because she delayed seeking health care for what turned out to be a catastrophic condition after her private health insurance policy was cancelled because of Obamacare.
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Categories: Idiotarians, Liberal Fascism, Nationalized Hell Care, OgabeCare | Tags: | 6 Comments »
Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 16, 2014
For lack of a more descriptive word for whatever it is that’s sloshing around underneath those pointed domes on top of their shoulders. Leftists describe the horrible raycisssssm of the Tea Party. As best they can. Spoiler: They can’t, really. Anymore than they can wipe themselves without Unca ‘Bama helping them. They all, without a
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Categories: Epic FAIL, Idiotarians, Leftist Idiots | Tags: | 19 Comments »
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