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We Guess Conservatives Were Never Conservatives to Begin With

We’re not entirely sure what to make of Taylor Millard’s incoherent, seemingly inherently contradictory brain farting over Trump’s “threat” to slap a tariff on companies leaving the country and trying to sell their goods back to the nation they left for financial convenience’s sake. Donald Trump’s threat against companies who leave U.S. is statism at

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War? Sounds Like a Plan

Kellogg’s has decided that they won’t advertise with Breitbart because Breitbart is not sufficiently anti-Trump. That sounds an awful lot like something Hitler would say. That’s the game that Kellogg’s wants to play? Fine. For once, it’s a company that our family actually does business with, or used to do business with, and they’ve just

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You Ring a Bell, the Bitches Start Drooling

So yesterday’s Big News™ was that President-elect Trump tweeted a frankly ludicrous suggestion (if you’ve ever read the 1st Amendment for comprehension, that is) that people who burn the flag should be prosecuted and maybe go to jail or lose their citizenship. Not exactly the most constitutionally literate statement we’ve ever read. Not that we

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Russians, Russians Everywhere!

It’s official: The ProgMedia have now officially gone off the deep end, copying a page from the playbooks of Castro and Chavez and blaming everything on some dark, sinister, foreign power that is ever-present and ever-threatening. The RUSSIANS! (Yes, yes, we know, it’s hardly the first time the ProgNazis have tried blaming their own failures

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Communist Sympathizers Line up to Fellate Corpse

We’ll just plain ignore our domestic communists and ProgNazis. Well, except for pwesident Golfsalot’s, which we have to admit is really rather clever. It all depends on how you read it: At this time of Fidel Castro’s passing, we extend a hand of friendship to the Cuban people. We know that this moment fills Cubans

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Another Tolerant ProgNazi Heard From

Oh, but we can’t help it. They keep crawling out from under their rocks, showing their true colors, and we just have to keep on mocking them while bathing in their bitter, salty tears of rage. After the election, break up: You voted for Trump? You’re off my list. It may seem harsh, but there

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Actions, Meet Consequences

Found this at our newest haunt, milo.yiannopoulous.net. Apparently people are placing orders at Starbucks telling the help that their name is Trump, just to hear them yell out “Trump” when it’s ready. Sounds kinda fun to us, if you don’t mind putting up with the horrid swill they call “coffee.” Of course, this could not

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Nope, They Still Haven’t Learned a Bit

…but watching the ProgNazis wallowing in their panic, hysteria and bottomless ignorance is still ever so entertaining. Such as Paul Cluckhead of the NYT. So what do we do now? By “we” I mean all those left, center and even right who saw Donald Trump as the worst man ever to run for president and

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Fame Delayed is Fame Denied

It never occurred to us just how viral our ancient T-shirt went Sunday until we, lazily, ran an image search on it. “Rope. Tree. Journalist” Shirts Pulled After Image Goes Viral at Trump Rally Wait… what??? No, that shirt was pulled about 7 or 8 years ago when it stopped selling (because every self-respecting American

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Well, Well, Well… That Settles it, Then…

After all, the geniuses (just ask them, they’ll tell you!) over at FiveThirtyEight had this to say: Sooooo… er, that’s it, then? Thatisall.

“Why the Fuck is Moscow not Burning???”

So asketh the hyperventilating russophobe Sexton at Yapping Poodles: White House spokesman Josh Earnest is promising a “proportional” response but won’t say what that might entail. [...] Earnest’s language seems a bit vague under the circumstances. He says Obama “will consider” a response which suggests he hasn’t done so yet. When exactly is Obama planning

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Paging John Sexton

You know, the resident Russophobe at Fetid Air who has only recently dared to get out of bed again in the mornings, having finally been convinced that Russian HaX0rz don’t hide underneath it. This might send him back into a catatonic state: “Are you concerned that this weekend’s attacks or potential incidents in the coming

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Oh For the Love of Jupiter!

Can we please, please, please pretty please gather round all of the morons like this one and beat them to a bloody, slow and very painful death with the ClueBat™? (h/t fellow O.G. blogger Bill Quick): This year, ISIS isn’t simply a passive observer of American politics. Since the group’s rapid rise in 2014, ISIS

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Winning Hearts and Minds, the Klintoon Way

Keep digging, you brain-damaged, wheezing, coughing witch. The Democratic presidential nominee sparked an uproar late Friday when she described Trump’s supporters at a fundraiser. “To just be grossly generalistic, you can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables,” Clinton said. “Right? Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it.”

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Those Were Some Bitchin’ Yoga Routines!

So, Trump jokingly suggests that the Russians, in case they happen to have also hacked the 30,000 or so emails that her FBI lapdog Comey couldn’t quite find, release those as well. To which the increasingly deranged Prozi Campaign responds: Erm… OK. So those same yoga routines, wedding plans and harmless “private” emails (those were

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