Posts belonging to Category Idiotarians'

Shockingly Stoopid

Literally - W. Va. Man Electrocuted After Shooting Down Power Line To Steal Copper  A man was electrocuted when he picked up a live power line that he had shot down in order to steal copper from it. Another low information voter meets his much overdue demise. And there was much rejoicing and revelry in the Empire!

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In Other, Utterly Stupid News, Sorority Girl With Amazing Skills in Creative Profanity Resigns Due to Media Hoopla

We thought about fisking her angry email that her sisters weren’t putting out enough for the Sigma Nus. Not because we really care what they’re doing but because we like fisking idiots. Anti-Idiotarian and all that. Then we thought about posting about it because the girl truly does have an amazing way with words. Specifically

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Welcome to the Rustbelt – Enjoy your stay.

As a former denizen of the RustBelt I’d like to extend a hearty “Hi-ho Neighbor!” To Accokeek MD, Accokeek MD is The latest and greatest ProgNazi addition to the infamous “RustBelt” Welcome to the suck folks!! Wait a minute – the Rust Belt is places like  MI, OH, & PA isn’t it? Isn’t that where

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“All Your Children Are Belong To Us!”

Here is a sobering peek into the minds of the collectivists and statists who are currently wreaking havoc on our nation and its future.  This particularly noxious specimen, Melissa Harris-Perry, is an MSNBC host and a professor of political science at Tulane University.  In this clip, she makes a claim on children everywhere on behalf

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I’ll have what she’s smoking…

Because whatever it is – that must be some GOOD shit… Robin Kelly – Another DemProgNazi who it would so seem is running for Je$$ie Jackson Jr’s now vacated Congressional slot in the utopian gun free zone called Chicago. You know, Chi-town – The Windy City- where those majestically maned  Unicorn’s frolic under skittle colored

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Gay Marriage

Facebook has some fucking little red and white thingy that you can replace as your FB profile pic to show your support for gay marriage.  Yeah that always works.  I’m sure the nine fucktards called the SCOTUS will base their decision on a bunch of FBtards changing their pic.  Once again, sensitivity over substance.  Yeah,

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Those whacky NORKS

Ahh the Communist workers Paradise of North Korea is at it again… go figure. The North Korean Army has stated that they have targeted South Korea and the U.S. “From this moment, the Supreme Command puts all of its field artillery including strategic rocket units and long-range artillery units into the No. 1 combat ready

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GOP Decides to Kill Itself

Which, at this point, comes as welcome news to this Imperial Despot because, quite frankly, what have they done for us lately? The sooner that noxious pile of RINO turds collapses under its own weight, the better. Besides, upon yesterday’s news about LC EFA, we’re just in that very special “Who Gives A Flying Fuck

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Equal Opportunity – Unequal Risks

Looking through various headlines I came across this: Marine General says women ready for Combat This is sure to be a hot button topic- so At the risk of crossing swords with the G.L.O.R’s here across the mighty Empire I have to say simply this – it’s wrong. It’s just flat out wrong. The General

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Nanny Bloomberg gets bitch-slapped – ProgNazis hit hardest

Breaking News from the Imperial News Room !! In a win for personal responsibility and liberty,  New York Supreme Court Judge Milton Tingling has slapped down the NY Big Gulp ban. And there was much hilarity and rejoicing in the Empire …er wait…huh? Wait, sorry this update to the story just in – correction. Ahem,

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Prom Queens and Drones

The MSM is full of Conservatives, Liberals, Libertarians, Anarchists, Grannies wielding butter knifes, assholes and aardvarks, and the women who love them, all just simply Gushing-Gushing I tell you…. in glee over watching Republican Senator Rand Paul take his victory laps after his “dramatic” filibuster against the Obama administration’s  nomination for CIA director John Brennen.

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The Imperial Anti-TV Guide

Finally! I’m no longer the world’s loneliest among my fellow homo-sapiens. Another voice in my self imposed wilderness cries out! Hark my Brother!! Okay so you’re asking if I’m off my psych meds at this point and these voices are just a figment of my fevered mind… and the answer there is actually, no I

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Welcome to “Gun Safety With Uncle Joe”

Yes, we know that this is what you all have been waiting for. Our new self-appointed guru of responsible and safe firearms ownership, Joe “Choo-Choo” Biden, has once again decided to put some learnin’ to all of us unwashed, extremist, irresponsible, children-hating, murderous, violent (OK, we’ll stop here or we’ll never get to the meat

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NIMBY

Not.In.My.Back.Yard. Ahhhh the ‘Green’ cadres strike again. This article on Fox details a fight in the progressive utopia of Cape Cod. And before I get accused of painting with an overly broad brush, because after all  “NOT, all of the fair people of Cape Cod can be DNC trained seals!! “ let me say –

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Certifiable Dunce In Tears Upon Learning Shocking News that Jews Have Been Persecuted

Comrade Barack Frankovich Obama’s latest attempted acquisition to form a cabinet entirely made up of idiots more idiotic than his unholy, incompetent, stuttering clusterfuck self (not an easy job when you’ve already set the bar so low it takes an experienced team of diggers to get under it), Chuck Incitatus Hagel, was reportedly in tears

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