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Shitholes are Gonna Shithole

Apparently the latest GOTCHA! from the increasingly hysterical ProziMedia and their Cuck enablers is that the President allegedly called shitholes shitholes. Allegedly, because the only “reliable sources” we have are the voices in the ProziMedia’s heads (a.k.a. “unnamed sources”), Dick Turban and Chuck Schumer, neither of which are known for an even passing familiarity with

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“Pour Some Sugar On Me”

Unless you’re in Seattle, because it has become rather too expensive there. Seattle Sugar Tax Raises Soda Prices by 75 Percent Now that’s some change Seattle-ites can believe in! Especially since “change they can believe in” is the only change they’ll have left if they ever decide to buy a sugary drink again. To illustrate:

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Santa Claus was in the SS or Something and, by the Way, Trump is Still LITERALLY HITLER™

Don’t say we didn’t get anything for Christmas last year. We got the most incandescently inane Hitler comparison we think we’ve ever seen, courtesy of some rag called Newsweek, whose claim to fame is mainly having been sold for the princely sum of $1.00 (an absolute ripoff! The buyer should have sued). With only days

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Well that Was Mildly Disappointing

We say, as we note the massive non-event that was the Pantifa RevolyUUUUUUUUUtion of November 4, 2017, hordes of rampaging, howling, hysterical fascists heroically refusing to show up all over the nation. They must have forgotten that mom had told them to do the laundry today, and that will never do. Basements are hard to

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Thank G-d For Those Wonderful, Vibrant, Diverse, Equally Important and Valuable Cultures of the World

Such as the In-Absolutely-No-Way-Inferior-You-RAYCISS!™ culture of Malawi, which is apparently the name of some G-d forsaken shithole of a country that we’ve never heard of until now. Doctors in Malawi have been beaten for carrying stethoscopes by vigilante mobs who believe they are vampires using the instruments to suck blood. Medics have also been robbed

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SJW’s make fools of themselves..again.

I know I know they always do it’s their nature. But this is something special…and different. The Twattersphere™ is in a knickerknot uproar over HBO’s announcement of their new series “Confederate”, where the South won the Civil War. Screams of “racist” and “old white men” and “A Trump fantasy” have been heard. Again, nothing new.

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We Turn Our Backs on the Empire for a Few Seconds and…

Well, nothing much, really, the world is insanity 24/7 as per usual. Regardless, we’re back from a much needed vacation (and a vacation from the vacation), and we notice that the free ice cream machine needs a swift kick to the backside. Try as we might during our Imperial Retreat, we couldn’t keep the noise

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World War II Fought in Error, Results Recalled

Appears to be what Hot Flatulence’s resident glue sniffer, Taylor Millard, is trying to say in this commentary on President Trump maybe working with China to put some pressure on Kim Young’un, or whatever the heck the morbidly obese fuck’s name is. I’m of two minds on this. It’s a good idea to engage in

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You Idjits Just Live to Give Us Material to Work With, Don’t You?

Oh fer fuck’s sakes! We tested bots like Siri and Alexa to see who would stand up to sexual harassment Women have been made into servants once again. Except this time, they’re digital. Apple’s Siri, Amazon’s Alexa, Microsoft’s Cortana, and Google’s Google Home peddle stereotypes of female subservience—which puts their “progressive” parent companies in a

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Let the Infighting Continue…

Oh, the laughs, the side-splitting, horrendously painful laughs (thanks to LC & IB Bill Quick): In the weeks approaching the Women’s March on Washington, a woman in Los Angeles accidentally created what became the most popular accessory among protesters: a pussy hat. Allowing her to symbolically have her wife’s pussy on her face 24/7. While

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Another Thing That “Never Happened”… Happened

The FBI is not cooperating with the House of Representatives’ investigation into the NSA’s surveillance of the Trump campaign during the 2016 election, the chairman of the U.S. House Permanent Select Committee, Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.), said today. During an explosive press conference outside the White House, Nunes told reporters that communications from the Trump

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Grate Moments in Publik “Edukation”

This time from overseas but, before you laugh too hard, admit it: It could have been here. Nursery workers suggested a four-year-old boy who mispronounced the word “cucumber” as “cooker bomb” should be referred to a counter-terrorism project, his family has claimed. The Asian family said concerns were raised with them after the child drew

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Sore Loser Bigoted Transphobic Oppressive Women Oppress Oppressed Minority

From Ace. A transgender weightlifter who transitioned from male to female caused outrage after he won a female competition Sunday. Laurel Hubbard, born a male, outperformed his female competitors in the Australian International competition, reports AU.News. Hubbard lifted about 591 pounds, compared to runner-up Iuniarra Sipaia, who lifted approximately 572 pounds. One weightlifter pointed out

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In Other Hilarious News

You all remember Shia LaPet, right? The “He Will Not Divide Us” twat who first had to move his “protest” due to being arrested for assault, then made the genius move of trying to hide out his camera in an Albuquerque parking lot and then, when that got too “hot” for him too, ran off

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Oh Snap… The Prozis Finally Managed to do it!

Friends, Romans, countrymen, it’s over. The Prozis got President Trump good this time. Time to pack up and go home and, let’s face it: it was bound to happen. Intrepid journalist Creutzfeld Jakow, sorry, Rachel Madcow, got President Trump’s tax returns (never mind that makes her an accessory to a felony after the fact, that’s

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