Another Fake Caught Lying

This fake Mexican being less Mexican than Lizzie “0.001%” Warren is American Indian: Beto O'Rourke touts support from his 'lifelong Republican' mom on the trail, but records reviewed by @KFile and @chrismassie show that she's voted in Democratic primaries in 15 of the last 17 primaries that’s she’s participated in.https://t.co/OR2lvqvRCs — Nathan McDermott (@natemcdermott) October

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Idiotarians  |  Tags:  |  5 Comments »

Oh, How We Laughed

Nobody does it better than the Chicago Tribune. Prime Minister Theresa May and colleagues in Britain’s government reconfirm the quality and effectiveness of her nation’s police and intelligence work. Sorry, but that one had us in stitches for so long that we had to take a twenty minute break before continuing.

Categories: Idiotarians  |  Tags:  |  12 Comments »

Latest Pearlclutching Moment

So it appears that the entirety of the Prozi and Cucksphere had a synchronized fainting couch moment when it turned out that the staff in charge of raising and lowering flags on the White House had followed US Flag Code after the death of Senator McCain to the letter. You could almost hear the “well

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Idiotarians  |  Tags:  |  9 Comments »

Have We Reached Peak Stupidity™ Yet?

Going by experience, most likely not. But the virtue signaling Prozis are certainly climbing up that hill as fast as they can: ELKHART LAKE, Wis. (AP) — Lilly Diabetes has pulled its sponsorship of Conor Daly’s No. 6 car in the NASCAR Xfinity race at Road America, citing a racially insensitive remark made by the

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Fascism in America, Idiotarians, Proziism  |  Tags:  |  11 Comments »

The Question Isn’t Why Brennan’s Security Clearance Was Revoked

It’s “why and how in the Hades did he get one to begin with?” Correct us if we’re wrong, but wasn’t Brennan the young Communist who voted for the Communist Party’s candidate for president of the United States of America? In 1976? RIGHT AT THE HEIGHT OF THE FUCKING COLD WAR WITH THE USSR? Perhaps

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Idiotarians  |  Tags:  |  9 Comments »

Proving Your Critics’ Point

Or, in a more long-winded turn of phrase not really suited for a headline, “in order to prove that we are not, in fact, those things of which we’ve been accused, we’re going to do exactly what we’ve been unfairly accused of.” Not a new tactic, nor is it a particularly effective one, as we’ve

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Idiotarians, Journaljizzm  |  Tags:  |  4 Comments »

Yep, Let’s Have a War

It seems to be the rallying cry behind everything that Congress says or does these days. Russian prime minister Dmitry Medvedev warned the US today that the applications of sanctions by Congress and Donald Trump would amount to an act of “economic war.” If that’s the case, how does Russia define its chemical-weapons assassination attempts

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Idiotarians, Russia  |  Tags:  |  Comments Off on Yep, Let’s Have a War

Breaking News: Russian Bots™ Land in Ohio, Establish Foothold, Cleverly Disguise Themselves as “Green Party”

Confusion reigned as hordes of “voters” wearing “Green Party” lapel pins stormed voting booths, stealing votes that the Prozi People’s Party desperately needed in the OH-12 special election. Expert intelligence analyst Alyssa Milano, however, was not fooled by their laughable disguises, noticing immediately their suspicious accents as well as the trail of empty vodka bottles,

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Idiotarians, Politics, Russia  |  Tags:  |  9 Comments »

The Super Spy Who Got Around

Desperate Trump-haters, searching for something – anything! – to show that the Trump administration is in bed with Vladimir Putin seized on the news a week ago that a young Russian named Maria Butina had been indicted for violating the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA), or, in the words of the DOJ, for “conspiracy to

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Fake News, Idiotarians  |  Tags:  |  6 Comments »

This is Our Shocked Face

You’re not going to believe it, but the 12,733rd example of “Raycism, Raycism EVERYWHERE™” turned out to be, you know, a hoax. A waiter at a Texas steakhouse made up the viral story about a customer leaving him a racist note, his employer said Monday. The story gained national attention after Khalil Cavil, a 20-year-old

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Idiotarians, Race Baiting Fucks  |  Tags:  |  1 Comment »

So, Erm, How Did You Get that Bottle?

The question that nobody seems to want to ask. Following the attempted [correction, we regret the mistake — Emp.M.] murder of Sergey Skripal with the nerve agent “novichok” which apparently, uniquely among chemical molecules, comes with a “Made in XXX” stamped on its atoms, two further victims have been found. One Dawn Sturgess, who died,

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Idiotarians, Russia  |  Tags:  |  13 Comments »

President Refuses to Take Dictation from Journalist, Media Screams “Treason!”

So this clown from the enemedia gets up in front of Presidents Trump and Putin after the two have concluded hours of what they both referred to as fruitful and successful talks, daring the former to call the latter a liar to his face based on no actual presented evidence, we’re still waiting for that,

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Idiotarians, Journaljizzm, Russia  |  Tags:  |  9 Comments »

Dumbest Thing We’ve Seen All Day

Yes, we’re a bit buried here, but just to put something out there, there’s this, which we stole shamelessly from LC & IB Bill: We’re going to say something that we thought we’d never say: We can’t… EVEN! Where to even begin? At least we now have a better idea of what happened to all

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Gun Fearing Wussies, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm  |  Tags:  |  11 Comments »

Yep, You Guessed it, A Day Later, We’re All Going to Die!™ Over Something ELSE!

This constant dying is getting rather tiresome, if you ask us. Particularly since we were told that if we died, we’d wake up in Heaven, and here we are, waking up in our own bed with bills still needing to be paid. Let’s just say this: Dying sure ain’t all that it’s been cracked up

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Idiotarians, Russia  |  Tags:  |  1 Comment »

Well THAT Didn’t Take Long

Oh dear, we’re all going to die. Except we’re already dead, aren’t we? Not sure about you lot, but we think the withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accord already did us in. Or was it the tax cut that caused us to breathe our last? We’re so confused. We remember before the pick was announced,

Read the Full Post »

Categories: Idiotarians, Progtards  |  Tags:  |  9 Comments »