Terrapod: You want spin? Take a look at the NY Slimes headline: August 15, 2018 NY Times: Trump Revokes Former...
LC Xystus: He needs a GoFµ¢%Me page.
LC Gunsniper: DJ Allyn, MPSE @ #6: I would think that a government agent with law enforcing powers actively... LC Gunsniper: That’s the last face an eight year old boy sees before he gets chloroformed.
TravisTX: The word that describes that face is: SMARMY. LC Xystus: Stupid MN Dems still like him! :em04:
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: But, but, but accusing a mooseslime of violence is Islamophobia! :em06: Especially if...
Fox3: What is it with muzzie men, they have the absolute poorest self control of any creature on the planet. Not so...
angrywebmaster: Say hello to the next Prime Minister. :em07: Terrapod: There is so much wrong with this Drudge headline that I am loath to read the “news” article....
Fa Cube Itches: dasbow @ #:2 There is an easier way…. – Zombie Jake Lingle
dasbow: Man, that’s a lot of trees and rope. And a fuck-ton of assembly. Can we wait until it’s not so... angrywebmaster: El Globo once upon a time, was a decent newpaper. I can’t remember when, but I’ve been...
Iron Bear: Emperor Misha I says: Bottom line :it doesn’t matter if you don’t want a war if the war is already on....
Emperor Misha I: Bottom line :it doesn’t matter if you don’t want a war if the war is already on. This... LC Xystus: FCI @17. Remember your Franz Sanchez: they are only our self-appointed overlords for life. Don’t... Fa Cube Itches: LCBren @ #:15 The owner of Gab has crawled into bed with the owner of the Daily Stormer. And both... Fa Cube Itches: FrJim, Imperial Chaplain @ #:4 It’s time we embrace the suck: Amerika is a soft tyranny. Remember...
Libsareb Raindead: Were Alyssa’s stupidity a black hole, the Big Bang theory would have to be scrapped.... Terrapod: That task would fall to the lovely Mrs. Kate Upton something or other I believe :em07: Fa Cube Itches: Geez, if Ms. Milano is busy commenting on politics, who is out there fucking mediocre baseball... Terrapod: Yup, and spit them where they stand. Sort of like the Iranians do with piss-tachios and the PRC Chinese do... Iron Bear: Russians eat sunflower seeds?
irish19: I think the final total was something like 70 shot and 12 killed. Fa Cube Itches: Terrapod @ #:6 59 shot, 8 killed Friday through Sunday midnight. Pfft. Pussies. – Zombie...Or, in a more long-winded turn of phrase not really suited for a headline, “in order to prove that we are not, in fact, those things of which we’ve been accused, we’re going to do exactly what we’ve been unfairly accused of.” Not a new tactic, nor is it a particularly effective one, as we’ve
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It seems to be the rallying cry behind everything that Congress says or does these days. Russian prime minister Dmitry Medvedev warned the US today that the applications of sanctions by Congress and Donald Trump would amount to an act of “economic war.” If that’s the case, how does Russia define its chemical-weapons assassination attempts
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Confusion reigned as hordes of “voters” wearing “Green Party” lapel pins stormed voting booths, stealing votes that the Prozi People’s Party desperately needed in the OH-12 special election. Expert intelligence analyst Alyssa Milano, however, was not fooled by their laughable disguises, noticing immediately their suspicious accents as well as the trail of empty vodka bottles,
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Desperate Trump-haters, searching for something – anything! – to show that the Trump administration is in bed with Vladimir Putin seized on the news a week ago that a young Russian named Maria Butina had been indicted for violating the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA), or, in the words of the DOJ, for “conspiracy to
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You’re not going to believe it, but the 12,733rd example of “Raycism, Raycism EVERYWHERE™” turned out to be, you know, a hoax. A waiter at a Texas steakhouse made up the viral story about a customer leaving him a racist note, his employer said Monday. The story gained national attention after Khalil Cavil, a 20-year-old
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The question that nobody seems to want to ask. Following the attempted [correction, we regret the mistake — Emp.M.] murder of Sergey Skripal with the nerve agent “novichok” which apparently, uniquely among chemical molecules, comes with a “Made in XXX” stamped on its atoms, two further victims have been found. One Dawn Sturgess, who died,
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So this clown from the enemedia gets up in front of Presidents Trump and Putin after the two have concluded hours of what they both referred to as fruitful and successful talks, daring the former to call the latter a liar to his face based on no actual presented evidence, we’re still waiting for that,
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Yes, we’re a bit buried here, but just to put something out there, there’s this, which we stole shamelessly from LC & IB Bill: We’re going to say something that we thought we’d never say: We can’t… EVEN! Where to even begin? At least we now have a better idea of what happened to all
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This constant dying is getting rather tiresome, if you ask us. Particularly since we were told that if we died, we’d wake up in Heaven, and here we are, waking up in our own bed with bills still needing to be paid. Let’s just say this: Dying sure ain’t all that it’s been cracked up
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Oh dear, we’re all going to die. Except we’re already dead, aren’t we? Not sure about you lot, but we think the withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accord already did us in. Or was it the tax cut that caused us to breathe our last? We’re so confused. We remember before the pick was announced,
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Seems like the psychotic cat lady from California has thrown down the… has thrown down something. Or maybe she has thrown something out. Like her last functioning synapse. Rep. Maxine Waters is pushing back against death threats she’s received in the wake of her call for action against the Trump administration, If by “action against
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…a bunch of glitter headed idiotarians will parade on stage, hand each other gushing words and meaningless awards for pretending to be other people, prate and virtue signal about all their “noble causes” and “great issues that MUST be addressed in the name of equality and social justice”, then climb back into their expensive cars
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Categories: Idiotarians, Our Heroes, Our Military, The Long War | Tags: | 14 Comments »
We’re talking, of course, about CNN’s new boy toy, that rat-faced freak David Hogg, who just can’t keep furiously flogging his meat to the deaths of his classmates, blaming everybody except the shooter who did the deed and the four Cowards of Broward who were hiding with their guns and uniforms in the shrubberies outside
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Our breathless wait (yawning isn’t breathing, is it?) for a conclusion to Herr Müller of the Gest… er, FIB’s “investigation” into Trump/Russian COLLUUUUUUUSION™ has finally ended as we learn that Herr Müller of the Reichssicherh…, er, FIB has heroically indicted no less that 13 (THIRTEEN)… Russian Facebook trolls. Yes, that’s right boys and girls, after
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Apparently the latest GOTCHA! from the increasingly hysterical ProziMedia and their Cuck enablers is that the President allegedly called shitholes shitholes. Allegedly, because the only “reliable sources” we have are the voices in the ProziMedia’s heads (a.k.a. “unnamed sources”), Dick Turban and Chuck Schumer, neither of which are known for an even passing familiarity with
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