Posts belonging to Category Idiotarians'
Posted by Emperor Misha I on June 6, 2017
Well, nothing much, really, the world is insanity 24/7 as per usual. Regardless, we’re back from a much needed vacation (and a vacation from the vacation), and we notice that the free ice cream machine needs a swift kick to the backside. Try as we might during our Imperial Retreat, we couldn’t keep the noise
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on April 9, 2017
Appears to be what Hot Flatulence’s resident glue sniffer, Taylor Millard, is trying to say in this commentary on President Trump maybe working with China to put some pressure on Kim Young’un, or whatever the heck the morbidly obese fuck’s name is. I’m of two minds on this. It’s a good idea to engage in
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 29, 2017
Oh fer fuck’s sakes! We tested bots like Siri and Alexa to see who would stand up to sexual harassment Women have been made into servants once again. Except this time, they’re digital. Apple’s Siri, Amazon’s Alexa, Microsoft’s Cortana, and Google’s Google Home peddle stereotypes of female subservience—which puts their “progressive” parent companies in a
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 29, 2017
Oh, the laughs, the side-splitting, horrendously painful laughs (thanks to LC & IB Bill Quick): In the weeks approaching the Women’s March on Washington, a woman in Los Angeles accidentally created what became the most popular accessory among protesters: a pussy hat. Allowing her to symbolically have her wife’s pussy on her face 24/7. While
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 23, 2017
The FBI is not cooperating with the House of Representatives’ investigation into the NSA’s surveillance of the Trump campaign during the 2016 election, the chairman of the U.S. House Permanent Select Committee, Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.), said today. During an explosive press conference outside the White House, Nunes told reporters that communications from the Trump
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 20, 2017
This time from overseas but, before you laugh too hard, admit it: It could have been here. Nursery workers suggested a four-year-old boy who mispronounced the word “cucumber” as “cooker bomb” should be referred to a counter-terrorism project, his family has claimed. The Asian family said concerns were raised with them after the child drew
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 20, 2017
From Ace. A transgender weightlifter who transitioned from male to female caused outrage after he won a female competition Sunday. Laurel Hubbard, born a male, outperformed his female competitors in the Australian International competition, reports AU.News. Hubbard lifted about 591 pounds, compared to runner-up Iuniarra Sipaia, who lifted approximately 572 pounds. One weightlifter pointed out
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 15, 2017
You all remember Shia LaPet, right? The “He Will Not Divide Us” twat who first had to move his “protest” due to being arrested for assault, then made the genius move of trying to hide out his camera in an Albuquerque parking lot and then, when that got too “hot” for him too, ran off
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 15, 2017
Friends, Romans, countrymen, it’s over. The Prozis got President Trump good this time. Time to pack up and go home and, let’s face it: it was bound to happen. Intrepid journalist Creutzfeld Jakow, sorry, Rachel Madcow, got President Trump’s tax returns (never mind that makes her an accessory to a felony after the fact, that’s
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 13, 2017
Cate Blanchett: “My moral compass is in my vagina.” We see. In that case, “Cate” (it’s spelled with a “K”, don’t you know?), might we suggest that you equip an expedition to go retrieve it for you? You might want to make sure they have plenty of food and a GPS locator while exploring those
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 7, 2017
Presented without much by way of further comment: Euthanasia is sounding better by the minute. Thatisall.
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on February 2, 2017
Stolen from Ace’s ONT: I could keep this on loop all day pic.twitter.com/oaRvPSNpLd — Dystopian Feng (@Fasdrak) January 26, 2017 Please stop this, millennials. Or we’ll have to rethink our position on abortion and write out a check that we can’t really afford to Planned Parenthood. Thatisall.
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on January 23, 2017
Or the “Prozi Pussies”, as we like to call them. And it’s a thing of beauty that you ought to savor. A few clips, but you really, really need to read all of it: I know you believe your “progressive” views are the supreme moral authority on every single issue and somehow this perception allows
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on January 23, 2017
But first: SCoaMF is not president! We’ll never tire of saying that first thing every morning. Everybody else might tire of us doing so, but never mind that. We’re the Emperor, and they’re not. Damn, but it feels good to see Incitatus locked up in his stable again. In other news, we see that the
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on January 10, 2017
From fellow Old Guarder Bill Quick, who does selfless work diving into Analpundit of Hot Flatulence’s masturbatory fantasies about Trump so the rest of us won’t have to all the time. Yikes: Intel chiefs told Trump Russia claims to have compromising personal and financial information on him; Update: CNN video added; Update: Memos leaked to
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