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Hairy Wilde-beast terrorizes Columbus OH

The OH department of Wildlife and Preservation was called in to downtown Columbus Ohio today when a rabid Wilde-beast was mistakenly allowed to escape it’s minimum wage cage at Burger King and terrorize citizens. Wildlife officers said that this species is extremely low in intelligence but highly aggressive and should be treated with the utmost

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Welcome to the ProgTards’ America

Shamelessly stolen from Maet: Sunscreen is one of the best protectors from the sun, but North East Independent School District parent Christy Riggs said her child wasn’t allowed to bring sunscreen to campus and suffered the burning consequences. Riggs said her 10-year-old daughter went on a school field trip recently and came back sun-burned. Riggs

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SCOAMF paid the Dane

You snivelling,mewling,puking, appeasing COWARD

Generation Idiot

P.J. O’Rourke strikes again. Rutgers, that famed ranked number 69th university in whatever the Hades barbaroi province it resides in, recently got noted for raising Cain about inviting professor Rice, an accomplished black woman who worked her arse from nothing (in the Jim Crow Democrat South that libnorants like to wail about, no less, even

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Alternate Reality

In today’s “alternate reality” segment we have discovered ….Elanor Clift of “The Daily Beast”  has stated that Ambassador Stevens was not murdered. He simply died of smoke inhalation. You can watch her screeching here but the typical spew warning is in effect. Watching and listening to this washed up harpy screech ….. is akin to

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Save some ammo Rotties

With the upcoming Imperial shindig – of which I can’t make yet again this year *sigh*( I’ll be there in spirit all the same) – The folks attending this years festivities….. just might want to save back some of what’s sure to be a lot of lead sent down range. Because as I see it

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“Conservatives” Continue to be Pig Ignorant Easy Targets for Alinsky…

In other news, the sun will rise in the east tomorrow. RULE 12: Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.” Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. For all the blather that the wannabe intellectuals of “right wing” punditry spread about them “understanding” Alinsky rules and how socialist

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You Get What You Vote For, Good and Hard

And nobody should know this better than Fallujah sur Lac Michigan, as we’ve decided to call the festering swamp that spawned King Barack. This Easter weekend, 45 people were shot in the city that’s come to be known as ‘Chiraq.’ And until Obama can get the guns off the streets of his hometown, the bloodshed

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On the Nevada situation

My apologies for my absence this past few weeks folks – not that I imagine anyone noticed. Mheh. In short, I’m dealing with a terminally ill father – contract woes with the USG, and the never ending shit storm that seems to be part and parcel of my career, so I’ve been rather distracted and

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Okay, not even I could make THIS shit up…

AMERICAN TV news networks have made a series of embarrassing stuff-ups in their coverage of the search for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.It was a double whammy for Texas’ KXAN news, who not only misspelt the word ‘search’ in their infograph, but mistakenly placed Perth in Tasmania. While there is a Perth located in the

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The Koch Brothers… Is There Anything They CAN’T Do?

We don’t know why the Democrat National Socialists don’t just stop beating around the bush and just go straight to calling them JOOOOOS already. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) on Thursday accused Republicans of holding up crucial assistance to Ukraine in order to protect the Koch brothers. Because of course they did. Listen, we’re

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Shocking Poll: Humans Tend to Grow More Conservative as They Age

News at eleven, but for those of you enjoying watching Allahpundit clutching his pearls squealing “what can it MEAN?”, here’s the link. And no, we’re not referring to the poll’s results on Russia, we’re referring to the other results that Allahpundit, in his usual “subtle” Louisville Slugger fashion, interprets to mean that the only way

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People really ARE this stupid?????

Words fail me……

Allll-RIGHTY Then…

The post everybody’s been waiting for, we’re sure, so here goes. That “anti-gay” law that got veto’ed out in Arizona when the RINO party decided to run for the hills in the face of progressive socialist mau-mauing. Again. That bill. Yes, you know which one I’m talking about. The one designed to protect business owners

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Point and Counterpoint

From DrewM: I know it’s popular on the right (and even among some liberals) to say that Obama’s weakness, as evidenced by his failure to follow through on Syria, emboldened Putin but I don’t buy it. Recall that in 2008 Vladimir Putin undertook a similar operation in the South Ossetia region of Georgia. Was George

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