People really ARE this stupid?????

Words fail me……

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Allll-RIGHTY Then…

The post everybody’s been waiting for, we’re sure, so here goes. That “anti-gay” law that got veto’ed out in Arizona when the RINO party decided to run for the hills in the face of progressive socialist mau-mauing. Again. That bill. Yes, you know which one I’m talking about. The one designed to protect business owners

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Point and Counterpoint

From DrewM: I know it’s popular on the right (and even among some liberals) to say that Obama’s weakness, as evidenced by his failure to follow through on Syria, emboldened Putin but I don’t buy it. Recall that in 2008 Vladimir Putin undertook a similar operation in the South Ossetia region of Georgia. Was George

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Oh, and On a General Note:

Could somebody, somewhere, somebody who can, in fact, do so, please utterly devastate, destroy and lay in ruins whatever cabal of illiterate fuckwads came up with the commenting system called “Disqus” that is currently spreading like the Black Fucking Plague across the Internets, causing browsers to lock up for minutes on end while trying to

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And If You Think That Darrell “Beard” Issa is Going to do Either Jack or Shit About This…

… then you’re too dumb to merit the oxygen you’re wasting every day. What Happens when Lois Lerner Returns to Testify Next Week? His Imperial Majesty is going to go out on a limb here, a limb that has proven remarkably solid since “bulldog” Issa first started doing everything he could to pretend to be

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It’s A Dirty Job…

And Mike Rowe got to do it. Again. Tell us: If somebody, some huge corporation, say, were to promise to purchase $250,000,000,000, that’s $250 BILLION, worth of goods manufactured in America, would you call that a remarkable investment in our moribund ObamaConomy, a substantial shot in the arm to an economy that Ear Leader and

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No, We Really Don’t Give a Shit. Sorry.

Somebody writing for something called The Nation which is allegedly something that people read is getting all pearl-clutchy because the right wing hatey haters of the cisgender heteronormative patriarchal oppressive hegemony or whatever the fuck they call the 99.9999% of males who like their vice NOT versa these days and who feel quite oppressively comfortable

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Oh, and Something More You Can Continue to Ignore, Ignomericans.

Dear beautiful America, please, stop moving Forward I now live in Northern California, in the heart of the Bay Area, thousands of miles away from my homeland. And yet the poison of Soviet propaganda seeps through college dorms just as it did in Soviet classrooms. Stop a random youth on the street and you’ll find

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ObamaCare Getting a Body Count

But don’t anybody dare say “death panel”, because that’s just so, so, EXTREMIST AND VISIGOTHY, you hating haters. This Wednesday, my little sister, Julie, will be buried. She died because she delayed seeking health care for what turned out to be a catastrophic condition after her private health insurance policy was cancelled because of Obamacare.

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Inside the 52%’s Leftist “Minds”

For lack of a more descriptive word for whatever it is that’s sloshing around underneath those pointed domes on top of their shoulders. Leftists describe the horrible raycisssssm of the Tea Party. As best they can. Spoiler: They can’t, really. Anymore than they can wipe themselves without Unca ‘Bama helping them. They all, without a

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Citizens For A REALLY Safe Ashland

Warning, biting satire and sarcasm ahead: Jim Treacher, from whom we stole this, says: When I attended my first Tea Party in Indianapolis back in April 2009, two of the most effective speakers were an Irish couple who had moved to the U.S. to escape usurious taxation, and who were aghast that the same thing

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Everything Old is New Again

You know that warm, fuzzy feeling you get from watching something that you’ve seen before, something that you’re intimately familiar with, something that holds no surprises for you? Like watching an old, old movie that you’ve watched a dozen times? That’s the feeling we get when we read about this, courtesy of LC readerjp, GLOR,

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Caaaaan You Feel the Looooove Tonight?

We may just make this an ongoing series of schadenboner articles about leftist retards reaping the whirlwind that their illiterate votes have sown (h/t Imperial Library Czar): During a Google Hangout session on Friday, fry cook Darnell Summers told President Obama that his hours were cut due to the Affordable Care Act. You don’t SAY?

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So, Leftists, How Are You Liking the Consequences of Your Votes?

Getting a bit peeved, it would seem. If only they could make the synaptic connection between their votes and the results of their messiah’s policies, that is. Which they can’t. (h/t Ace). After overcoming website glitches Still clinging bitterly to calling the sinking of the Titanic plus the crash of the Hindenburg times a hundred

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Sorry, Alligators Snapping at Our Arse Everywhere

But that’s no excuse for not at least making a noise, we suppose, so we apologize. What’s been going on in the world? The only thing we know of, having been too busy to do much of anything other than try to keep up with the running of the Imperial Palace, is that this must

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