Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R: Wow. Been a long time since I’ve been here. Nice to see some familiar names....
LC Xystus: I always suspected Pooty-Poot was merely bragging. You don’t give out accurate info on your...
Terrapod: Headline today: Russia’s Latest Hypersonic Weapon Could Travel from Moscow to DC in 6 Minutes....
Igor, Imperial Booby: MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR, everybody! Well, except for the Demotards. Y’all...
LCBren: One possible avenue for Trump is looking back, to Barack Obama, with a suggestion — supported possibly...
Fa Cube Itches: we’re merely pointing out that wearing the uniform doesn’t mean that you’re forever above any sort... Terrapod: Snerk! Nothing better than blue on blue warfare news to start the morning off right(and covfefe of...
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: They keep putting sugar in their gas tank and can’t figure out why they...
angrywebmaster: Wouldn’t it be amusing if Schifthead actually lost his seat in 2020? – Those who live by... Igor, Imperial Booby: Hmmm… they left Mittens out of it… Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: Just watching Piglousy’s rubber face melting and eyes bugging out while...
Emperor Misha I: Hitler was a troubled war vet who committed suicide. Obviously WWII was a cry for help! OK, I... LCBren: An “:austere Islamic scholar” who crawled into a tunnel, dragged three children with him and... Fa Cube Itches: our first thought was Bezo’s hobby blog eulogizing Adolf Hitler as a great community organizer,... Terrapod: Being of a logical nature and a long time student of U.S. politics, it is apparent to me that no leaks of...
LC Wil, S.C.E.: Warren. 80 million gun owners. Mitt and Kasich notably working the other side of the fence. angrywebmaster: Depends who wins the next election and who starts the ball rolling. LC Wil, S.C.E.: Been watching the news. Greetings from the outer reaches of the Empire. Let me see . . . 450 –...
LC hilljohnny: sad to say, Mike Jones has passed. rest in peace, rottie.
dasbow: At least there’s still good news out there. https://www.forbes.com/sites/t edreed/2019/10/13/this-t-... LCBren: BC..it feels like yesterday…Id just signed up to the Rott back during Pres. Bush’s term..where...
BC, Imperial Torturer: Miss Deb, The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ is reserved for those who have committed... LCBren: I remember most his quiet and very calm matter of fact style. He always struck me as someone who understood... Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R: Thank you Deej. That means alot to me.
Opposable Thumbs: I have always been the “Loyal Dissent” here, but I have always held the highest...Mheh. Let’s give them their due, however. Making up more fantasy shit on a daily basis than the collective efforts of all fantasy authors, living AND dead, is pretty impressive. Look there, Prozi “journos”, inside your OODA loop. Yep, that’s President Trump, having a nice lunch and a golf game. Is that a hotel he’s
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In today’s “alternate reality” segment we have discovered ….Elanor Clift of “The Daily Beast” has stated that Ambassador Stevens was not murdered. He simply died of smoke inhalation. You can watch her screeching here but the typical spew warning is in effect. Watching and listening to this washed up harpy screech ….. is akin to
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Benghazi, Idiotarians, Leftist Idiots, Pathetic Asstards, Propaganda, The Long War, Traitors, Useless Swine | Tags: | 19 Comments »
It’s the end of time!! The Seven Seals are broken – the Apocalypse has officially started!! War, Pestilence, Plague, and Famine are on the loose and people are dying by the millions !! Or maybe not. Yeah, it’s sarcastic hyperbole – it’s what I do here, so sue me. You almost wouldn’t know it for
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And someone is using a mighty big damn hammer to make it fit. TENNESSEE Ranked most “Dangerous state in the US”. Okay full disclosure – I am a TN resident, having moved there from Tampa in 2006. I love my home up in the Smokies. I love EAST TN…they can keep Nashville and Memphis….Clean air,
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Which, sadly, was utterly predictable, but those of us having wasted our lives predicting it might as well have been pissing in the wind, being the “paranoid, extremist, conspiracy nuts” that we are. (h/t Bill Quick). Boy, are we going to be wearing out our We Told You So Drum™ before long. A Department of
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Or Something like that… Says Ear Leader to our slime bucket of an Attorney General… Obama orders DOJ review over search warrant AG likely approved The review ordered by President Obama into the Justice Department’s policies on pursuing reporters’ records could have Attorney General Eric Holder effectively reviewing his own actions. Under Justice Department guidelines,
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Death of Liberty, Democrat Socialists, Idiotarians, Klown Kar Administration, Liberal Fascism, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Politics, Propaganda, Stuttering Clusterfuck Of A Miserable Failure, Traitors, Tyrants and Thugs, Useless Swine | Tags: | 11 Comments »
The MSM is full of Conservatives, Liberals, Libertarians, Anarchists, Grannies wielding butter knifes, assholes and aardvarks, and the women who love them, all just simply Gushing-Gushing I tell you…. in glee over watching Republican Senator Rand Paul take his victory laps after his “dramatic” filibuster against the Obama administration’s nomination for CIA director John Brennen.
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Cowardly Shitbirds, Death of Liberty, Homeland Insecurity, Idiotarians, Politics, Propaganda, RINO Traitors, Traitors, Tyrants and Thugs, Useless Swine | Tags: | 13 Comments »
Finally! I’m no longer the world’s loneliest among my fellow homo-sapiens. Another voice in my self imposed wilderness cries out! Hark my Brother!! Okay so you’re asking if I’m off my psych meds at this point and these voices are just a figment of my fevered mind… and the answer there is actually, no I
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After all, the unemployment rate just fell from 8.3% to 8.1%, didn’t it, you racist wingnuts? Except, well, that’s only due to the Bureau of Incumbent Job Protection Labor Statistics are cooking the books in ways that make Enron’s shenanigans look positively innocent by comparison. The unemployment rate dropped to 8.1% from 8.3%, but in
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As a matter of fact, His Imperial Majesty just got the idea that if anybody ever wanted to make a parody of Triumph des Willens, and who but His Imperial Sithness would have a mind sick and twisted enough to think that might be funny?, all they’d need to do would be to use footage
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Because, what else can he do at this point? It’s not like the truth is going to help him and it’s not as if he has any accomplishments to run on. Mr. Obama this week, for the first time, entered the fray. Campaigning on Tuesday on college campuses in Iowa and Colorado, he told thousands
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Remember that word, “racism?” You know, the one that used to have actual meaning, the one that used to be a mortal insult until the National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party decided that it ought to mean “anybody who insufficiently worships our lord god Obambi?” Put up one little GOP convention and the zone gets positively
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DrewM finds an article by the hacks at Politico, in which they, after searching the DC cocktail circuit for almost three entire minutes, manage to find a bunch of anonymous “Republicans” who are terribly, terribly terrified of the notion that the extreme extremist severely conservative hater wingnut Paul Ryan might actually, you know, choose to
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At least that’s how they described a couple of hecklers who punched a volunteer. “Spirited.” About time, actually overdue, that we remonstrate in a “spirited” fashion with the Ogabe Reichspropagandaministry aka the Ogabe Media and put “spirited” ropes around their necks before we, in a “spirited” fashion, slowly hoist them up into a “spirited” tree.
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We’ve just learned, courtesy of the Obongo Campaign, that you’d better be careful if you’ve ever worked for a company that was ever remotely connected to Bain Capital. You see, according to the “new tone” Democrat National Socialist party and their Führer, Mittens causes cancer and no, we’re not talking about the kind that you
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